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Psychonautica
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Registered: 04/20/15
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On a more serious note, a lot of people leave you in bathrooms alone don't they?
Ever check the medicine cabinet? I wouldn't take a whole bottle, because you'd probably lose your job. But shit, I'd probably check it out if it was me.
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
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I never steal anything, but sure, there's plenty of opportunities. People give me keys to their houses all the time. People are really trusting in ways that don't make sense to me sometimes. Like, once, a lady just left me alone with her 2 young children. maybe 3, and 5 years old. She just walked off and went to chat on the phone in the kitchen. keep in mind that this is in a huge home in Calabasas.(kitchen is downstairs on the other side of the house) I know too many people who were molested to ever leave little kids like that with a goddamn stranger. but, yeah, there's just never been anything left out in the open that i was willing to risk stealing.
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makaveli8x8
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well as suspected the handle puller slipped repeatedly, couldn't use it.
used my rubber mallets handle to pry under the handle wish and the mallet broke, guess ill have to use a 2 x 4 and hope our counter or sink doesn't break
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ballsalsa
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naw bro, call it a day. take it loose by the nuts under the sink and throw that thing in the garbage where it belongs. go get a cheapie from home depot for 100 bucks and put it on. if you can't turn of the water to the house, then get some compression caps that will fit your angle stops to keep them from leaking everywhere while you work. don't cheap out and try to use the same water supply lines. new ones are not expensive and its really nice to not have the shit leak when youre done
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ShootinD5nukes
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do you have plumber crack? I'm just joking...but no I'm not...
on a serious note.....actually the last one was serious.
On a more serious note I replaced my under the sink plumbing shit, what ever it is with a plastic version. Is that ok? Isn't it called a pea trap or something.
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makaveli8x8
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i think its called a pee cock
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Mr.PhilCybin
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ever start any small fires while sweating or soldering copper?
I caught the inside of drywall once or twice, but it was small enough to just blow out. One time though, there was some insulation under the hole I had cut in the wall (maybe the bottom foot of the drywall) where some insulation had fallen in there, and it caught pretty good while I was sweating a fitting off. I had some water next to me and put it out, but it was scary how fast the old shit lit up
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ballsalsa
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Quote:
ShootinD5nukes said: do you have plumber crack? I'm just joking...but no I'm not...
on a serious note.....actually the last one was serious.
On a more serious note I replaced my under the sink plumbing shit, what ever it is with a plastic version. Is that ok? Isn't it called a pea trap or something.
yes, the p-trap (cause its shaped like the letter). I like tubular plastic better than brass for this application personally. if you put it on right, it should last more or less forever.
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ballsalsa
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: ever start any small fires while sweating or soldering copper?
I caught the inside of drywall once or twice, but it was small enough to just blow out. One time though, there was some insulation under the hole I had cut in the wall (maybe the bottom foot of the drywall) where some insulation had fallen in there, and it caught pretty good while I was sweating a fitting off. I had some water next to me and put it out, but it was scary how fast the old shit lit up
sure, all the time. there are products to help prevent this(heat blanket, "cool gel" etc.) but i never bother to use them. just carry a spray bottle full of water(you need it for cooling and cleaning the pipe after you sweat the joint anyway)
one time, i was in a basement, putting in a water heater, and i was checking the gas cock for leaks. i just use my lighter for this, because house gas is at like 1/2 psi. well, i was spacing out, and i reached over and opened the gas cock with my lighter in front of it. the thing was pointed straight down at the floor, so a column of flame was now betweent me and the damn gas cock. i was scared shitless that i was gonna burn down the house and have to explain how the fire started in the first place, so i reached through the fire and turned it off. afterwards i was like "nice going you stupid fuck!"
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Mr.PhilCybin
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fuckin a man. sketch.
closest I've come to really fucking up a customers house (or in this case, the customer) was when I was doing an upstairs bathroom that was right over his office.
they had some floor rot so we took out the sub floor, and I was walking around on the joists, and I stepped on a brace, (it's a 2 x 8 mind you; and should be totally safe) and the fucker blew threw the ceiling. the stud, a bunch of plaster, and I think my channel locks or something all fell right in the guys office chair.
this guy was like, 70 and getting kinda fragile, I honestly think he probably would've died if he was at his desk. and it nailed him in the head.
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ballsalsa
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lol. i had the flu once and i was on the roof with my old boss, putting a fascia on his addition.(and some other shit) It was july in L.A. so the temp was triple digits. i started to get dizzy, so i was like, "sorry boss, i gotta go home" well, my boss kept trying to work without me, and the fascia was slightly warped(16 foot boards always are am i right?) so my boss puts one foot on the fascia to straighten it while trying to use the 16 penny nailer to tack it on. he fell right off and busted his shoulder up bad. I had to do everything for like 6 months
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Do modern plumber's still call a toliet a "water closet"?
Ever installed a Bidet and used it?
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Mr.PhilCybin
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I don't think there will ever be a day when contractors aren't stubborn motherfuckers 
I used to be one
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ballsalsa
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Do modern plumber's still call a toliet a "water closet"?
Ever installed a Bidet and used it? 
yes, and yes
also, with bidets and hand held shower heads, you can always joke inappropriately with lady customers about how they like that water spray on their snatch, and they always laugh, no matter how old or prude they seem
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Edited by ballsalsa (06/08/15 10:21 PM)
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SunnyD
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I hopefully will become a independent plumber in a few years
ive been a assistant before i enjoyed the hard dirty work
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Amanita86
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Registered: 09/26/12
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Quote:
ballsalsa said:
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LogicaL Chaos said: Do modern plumber's still call a toliet a "water closet"?
Ever installed a Bidet and used it? 
yes, and yes
also, with bidets and hand held shower heads, you can always joke inappropriately with lady customers about how they like that water spray on their snatch, and they always laugh, no matter how old or prude they seem
I need some ideas for jokes. Help a brotha out.
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ballsalsa
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just a generic "yeah, all the ladies love these showerheads..." does just fine.
or "yeah, my wife really loves her bidet. "
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Amanita86
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How long does it take to get through plumber school?
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Adolin




Registered: 06/28/11
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any idea what could cause a toilet to make a high pitched whistle after it flushes? it didnt used to do this, and is loud as fuck until the tank fills back up
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


Registered: 04/20/15
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Loc: Free Soul & IISkuNkII
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My toilet has a shitty flush pressure. Like, sometimes when someone shits a few logs will stay a float in the toilet.
How expensive would this be to fix, could I do it myself, or do I need a whole new non shitty toilet?
I replaced the uhh... The little floaty thing in the tank.. and the lever arm, and the little uh.. cap thing that lifts up to cause the flush.
Those are technical plumbing terms, I know.
It's really gross but sense I live with dudes no ones attempted to fix it other than me, and I only replaced the shitty cheap plastic shit from the tank, and the only reason I replaced those was because it had a leak or something, did the constant noise "go wiggle the handle" thing.
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