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ballsalsa
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Ask a Plumber
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Everyone else is doing it.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Has your profession ever mysteriously led you to sex with beautiful women?
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ballsalsa
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Honestly? No. Realistically, plumbing work is too expensive to pay with sex. (also, sometimes things could maybe happen anyway, but i always have a GF and i'm not a cheater)
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Weirdest thing you ever found clogging a pipe?
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Bodhi of Ankou
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ballsalsa said: Honestly? No. Realistically, plumbing work is too expensive to pay with sex. (also, sometimes things could maybe happen anyway, but i always have a GF and i'm not a cheater)
well thats a wrap, threads over boys.
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Shroomslip said: Weirdest thing you ever found clogging a pipe?
T shirts
ive been a plumbing assistant in th past
might return into the profession good but hard money
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Ever do anything illegal while working?
Doing drugs, masturbating, stealing? anything interesting while working?
I once knew a kid who'd masturbate in the work source public bathrooms daily, it was disturbing.
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ballsalsa
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I've found some strange shit. here's a short list to give you an idea.
once found a whole potato stuck in a toilet. it was trapped right at the outlet and i had to take the toilet up to get it out.
I once cleared a 6 inch pipe that was completely clogged with tampons. like a lot of tampons. maybe 10 pounds of tampons.(they turn blue when theyve sat in the pipe for awhile)
I once had to simply remove maybe 15 feet of pipe and replace it because it was so clogged with TP. decomposed TP slurry that was packed really tightly and self sealed when a snake was pushed through it. musta been clogged for years to get like that.
find credit cards and drivers licenses and shit all the time.
once got called out to retrieve a wedding ring from the trap of a toilet.
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Is ur name luigi?..
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ballsalsa
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Re: Ask a Plumber [Re: TNK]
#21776853 - 06/08/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Ever do anything illegal while working?
Doing drugs, masturbating, stealing? anything interesting while working?
I once knew a kid who'd masturbate in the work source public bathrooms daily, it was disturbing.
i would never do anything illegal, but if i was going to, i would have smoked mad weed while working, and coke once or twice. i also would have had a company that wouldn't let us ask the customers to use the restroom, so i would piss in bottles and leave them in random places
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Has your profession ever mysteriously led you to sex with beautiful women?
damnit bodhi, you beat me to it.
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ballsalsa said: Honestly? No. Realistically, plumbing work is too expensive to pay with sex. (also, sometimes things could maybe happen anyway, but i always have a GF and i'm not a cheater)
well thats a wrap, threads over boys.
hahaha
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Does the nastiness of a job influence your pricing? Like do you get to a house and see a toilet just so filthy and disgusting that you charge 500 for what would be say a 100 dollar job?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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propensity
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Re: Ask a Plumber [Re: zZZz]
#21776865 - 06/08/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Is ur name luigi?..
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propensity
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Shroomslip said: Does the nastiness of a job influence your pricing? Like do you get to a house and see a toilet just so filthy and disgusting that you charge 500 for what would be say a 100 dollar job?
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Jesus, do these pictures ever corrupt on you and render themselves useless?
waiitttt...im sensing the answer might be...a qoute and more random shit strewn about the picture in question.
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ballsalsa
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Shroomslip said: Does the nastiness of a job influence your pricing? Like do you get to a house and see a toilet just so filthy and disgusting that you charge 500 for what would be say a 100 dollar job?
Sometimes. I worked for a company once that added a $200 fee for "unsanitary conditions" i usually only invoked that if there was cat shit everywhere or something. Also, if say, your drain comes apart under your house, and i have to work in a poopie pond to fix your shit, yeah, thats gonna cost. If its just shower water or something, i'll deal with it
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Jesus, do these pictures ever corrupt on you and render themselves useless?
waiitttt...im sensing the answer might be...a qoute and more random shit strewn about the picture in question.
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Soulidarity
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Whats the bit of work you've done you're most proud of?
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TNK
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I like the last one most.
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