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OfflineTybg
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Re: the dad thread [Re: All We Perceive]
    #21776408 - 06/07/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My dad came from a poor family in Scotland, majored in accounting, and was making 300,000 GBP a year. Came over here, married my mom, had kids, got a job in real-estate to support his kids :smile: ; Housing market crashed around 2007, now he works 10-12 hours a day except sunday, for $10.50 an hour mowing lawns, and up-keeping a golf course. He's depressed, in constant pain, has diabetes among many other illness'es; and I'm scared his time is real soon. I haven't seen that man laugh since I was 9. Now that I think about it I haven't even seen him smile in a long time.

I respect the hell out of this man. and I'm proud to call him my dad


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Re: the dad thread [Re: nastynaven]
    #21776409 - 06/07/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My real dad is a drunk, who left my mom (I don't blame him) when I was a baby.I actually just found out after 25 years that my oldest brother is actually my half brother. My mom was married before she married my dad but I guess she said it was his son, but he isn't.

My step dad used to be an abusive alcoholic but then he got his shit together and he's alright. We don't really talk, he thinks us kids (there's 3 of us) are asshole because we don't respect our mom (she's nuts). So I just live my life.

My father in law is awesome. He's quiet and stays to himself but he's a really good guy.


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Re: the dad thread [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21776473 - 06/07/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had think song playing in the background and watched the OP video and almost died laughing.

I'm too high for this shit :rasta:


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Re: the dad thread [Re: Lizard Eyes] * 1
    #21776482 - 06/07/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My dad just won an emmy.


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Re: the dad thread [Re: TNK]
    #21776493 - 06/07/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My step dad make 30 mill a year, no lie bro.


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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: the dad thread [Re: nastynaven]
    #21776501 - 06/07/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

nastynaven said:
Hows your dad doing? What's he into? What kind of a father was he?

I want to get to know your dads.

Is your dad a good dancer?

What does he look like without a shirt on?

Does he still work out?

I wanna know about your dads.






He's an alcoholic. Seducing women of all ages. He hit people

Yes, he's a good dancer.

Nope.

You're weird.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: the dad thread [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21776508 - 06/07/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You think that's something to brag about? JustForToday's dad has a 7" penis!


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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: the dad thread [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21776535 - 06/07/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My dad is a fucking badass.

Most of the big questions in life for me were answered with "What would my dad do?"


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: the dad thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21776540 - 06/07/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You can't even answer that question unless you've seen his erect penis.


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: the dad thread [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21776550 - 06/07/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

too big of a can of worms to open, honestly.


burke has a sub average penis i bet :penis:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: the dad thread [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21776565 - 06/07/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wonder: at any given time, how many gay pubbers are thinking about my penis?


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: the dad thread [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21776576 - 06/07/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

koods is a shoe in. i doubt you are in my preferred demographic. i enjoy them post 40.


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: the dad thread [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21776584 - 06/07/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

btw your avatar is from the movie 8 yes? i been playing it at work and i think it is that one. how is your movie review project going? i have to check some out when i have more free time.


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Re: the dad thread [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21776647 - 06/07/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
I wonder: at any given time, how many gay pubbers are thinking about my penis?




I wasn't before but I am now.


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: the dad thread [Re: Adden]
    #21776663 - 06/07/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: the dad thread [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21776738 - 06/07/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man, 8 1/2.  One of my favorites.  Movie project is on indefinite hold until I get back around to it.  :undecided:


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Re: the dad thread [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21776754 - 06/07/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i used to hang out with this dad named chuck. he was my best dad friend (thats a friend who is also a dad) for a while. lost touch with him when i moved. he could benchpress 250 with his shirt off. he didn't get TOO veiny after a workout.


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