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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Are you a cop?
    #21775694 - 06/07/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Straight up, are you a cop? Since poll results don't reveal who voted for what, feel free to be honest in your answer.

I think this poll will be very telling.
Are you a cop?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (06/07/15 06:42 PM) to (No end specified)
View the results of this poll



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 2
    #21775719 - 06/07/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol you're a cop.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21775721 - 06/07/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

By law I am required to confirm my occupation as an undercover law enforcement officer when propositioned with this question. So yes, I am a cop. You're under arrest.

:trollhide:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21775735 - 06/07/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
You're under arrest.

:trollhide:




For being sexy..



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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21775745 - 06/07/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im a cop but atleast im not a cop


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21775751 - 06/07/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wow so far it looks like two thirds of the people on the shroomery are cops. Can't say I'm surprised.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 3
    #21775758 - 06/07/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

only the people who voted no are cops; obv.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
    #21775772 - 06/07/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So it's only a third.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
    #21775775 - 06/07/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a cop and my nagging bitch of a wife is sqauking over me right now


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21775819 - 06/07/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21775826 - 06/07/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm FBI.

Female Booty Inspector. :rolleyes:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #21775831 - 06/07/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im like 7 cops, 3 dea agents, 4 fbi agents, 37 nsa agents, and one loud opinionated  fat black woman


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21775859 - 06/07/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Trust nobody:themoreyouknow::flamethrow:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21775862 - 06/07/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match you seven cops, three dea agents, four fbi agents, 37 nsa agents, one loud opinionated fat black woman and raise you 20 corrupt judges, five informants, and one underage kid trying to get out of trouble with his words.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


Edited by Shiithead (06/07/15 08:25 PM)


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21775883 - 06/07/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.




DEA (2014): $2.8B
DHS (2014): $60B
DOD (2014): ~$500B



DEA aint shit y0'


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21775893 - 06/07/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

oh you wanna play liek dat huh,




i'll also throw down 2 area 51 employees, 5 Guantanamo bay guards, an entire platoon of marines, 3 nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, and an authentic twinkle from 2006:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21775913 - 06/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am STAL


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21775917 - 06/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match your two area 51 employees, five Guantanamo Bay guards, entire platoon of marines, three nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, authentic twinkle from 2006 and raise you one black president, 25 cocaine, barbiturate, and alcohol induced men in black, three retired Coloradan drug dogs, and 99 problems; a bitch being one.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
    #21775939 - 06/07/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

memes said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.




DEA (2014): $2.8B
DHS (2014): $60B
DOD (2014): ~$500B



DEA aint shit y0'



DHS and DOD don't get to rail huge lines of coke and fuck hookers at cartel parties while working.. Nor do they get paid vacation when they get caught.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21775948 - 06/07/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Or do they?? :hmm:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21776125 - 06/07/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
I match your two area 51 employees, five Guantanamo Bay guards, entire platoon of marines, three nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, authentic twinkle from 2006 and raise you one black president, 25 cocaine, barbiturate, and alcohol induced men in black, three retired Coloradan drug dogs, and 99 problems; a bitch being one.







YOU WANNA GET SRS OKAY OKAY WE'LL GET SRS

i'll toss on the table, 3 members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons  of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, AND the pictures of life forms we took on mars.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776145 - 06/07/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pft, I'm all the dragon balls.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776148 - 06/07/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Imma cop an attitude if yall don't tell the truth :crankey:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776176 - 06/07/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match your three members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, pictures of life forms we took on mars and raise you 23 members of Bohemian Grove, the cure to HIV/AIDS, the secret(s) of the universe (50mg of N,N DMT), The Great Whore of Babylon, and a still-in-the-box version of hooked-on monkey fonics.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21776253 - 06/07/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
Imma cop an attitude if yall don't tell the truth :crankey:





imma cop a feel up of dat ass:datass:



Quote:

Shiithead said:
I match your three members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, pictures of life forms we took on mars and raise you 23 members of Bohemian Grove, the cure to HIV/AIDS, the secret(s) of the universe (50mg of N,N DMT), The Great Whore of Babylon, and a still-in-the-box version of hooked-on monkey fonics.






dis nigga still think we playin


ON

THE

TABLE

the original unedited version of the bible, the actual spear head  that killed Jesus covered in his blood, the location of the last great reserve of Nazi gold, 50 metric tons of San Pedro, 70k in bitcoins, an all access pass to the homunculus developmental research lab in Nevada, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a 10 pack of yellow sunshine lsd.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776300 - 06/07/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match your original unedited version of the bible, the actual spear head that killed Jesus covered in His blood, the location of the last great reserve of Nazi gold, 50 metric tons of San Pedro, 70k in bitcoins, an all access pass to the homunculus developmental research lab in Nevada, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, a 10 pack of yellow sunshine lsd and raise you 66 doses of yopo snuff,  the fossilized footprints of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, 13 molested children from the original; Pre-America Era Christmas, 12 drummers drumming, 11 Lords a'leaping, and four cases of Twix from the left-Twix factory.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21776319 - 06/07/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

not a cop but love watching cops



love some tased and confused:lol:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #21776465 - 06/07/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

preschooler said:
not a cop but love watching cops



love some tased and confused:lol:



Quote:

preschooler said:
not a cop but love watching cops



love some tased and confused:lol:





they had the wrong background music...

the song that was going through everyone's head was...



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Detached]
    #21776991 - 06/08/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
I'm FBI.

Fruity boner inspector . :rolleyes:




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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21777003 - 06/08/15 01:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

don't do that
you know you're gonna
frag the monkey
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Konyap]
    #21777512 - 06/08/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:@prisoner

another epic cops clip


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21777606 - 06/08/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Half the people here voted cop, half of us keeps looking for evidence. :uhoh:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21777671 - 06/08/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

my moms butthole is a cop. she loves her night-stick. And her handcuffs.


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21777689 - 06/08/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Now I have this mental image of your mom wearing handcuffs shoving a nightstick up her butthole.

See what you made me do? :lol:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21777691 - 06/08/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Now I have this mental image of your mom wearing handcuffs shoving a nightstick up her butthole.

See what you made me do? :lol:





Oreilly's mission: complete


:lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21777696 - 06/08/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bless you, you probably knew that I'd say that, in a way :rainbowcloud:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #21777698 - 06/08/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If the war on drugs didn't exist I would totally be an officer.  I've though about it a lot.  it's just I wouldn't contribute to the militarization of our police force as it is.  Had a brother go through all that and it saddens me what it's done to him.  I really have a great respect for people that actually WANT to serve and protect.  The sad truth is that most don't have the motivation to be an upstanding person, most cops are just people that sucked at drugs while they were young and have a problem with anybody who was a "cool" guy. (The type of people that want to 'get back' at the cool kids)

It's so sad but where I live that is the prototypical officer.  Granted there definitely are those men who are trying to be a decent human being, but as it stands, those guys seem few and far between.

My hope is one day the drug war will end and prohibition will be looked at as the second "Inquisition".  There is so much knowledge to be gained from certain chemicals.  It's a shame Dick Nixon and Reganomics turned the world into a lame joke.

:cheers: To all you surfers of the seas of cheese.  Keep on keeping on, without you future generations won't know the joys of shamanism and psychedelia.


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sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21777704 - 06/08/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not gonna say I got hard... But it definitely got a little thicker.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21777708 - 06/08/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck the war on drugs! Drug prisoners are political prisoners. Smash the War on Drugs into a thousand pieces. Its a barbarous relic of the past.




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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21777961 - 06/08/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's probably super pessimistic to think, but I don't think I'll see the end of the war on drugs in my life time, maybe my childrens, when I have them.


I'm still young too, I just don't see it happening anytime soon..


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21778030 - 06/08/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Bless you, you probably knew that I'd say that, in a way :rainbowcloud:





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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21778036 - 06/08/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm totally not a cop.

HEY GUYS. LET'S ALL POST OUR DRUG STASHES WITH PICTURES OF OUR FACES, PORTRAIT AND PROFILES AND HOME ADRESSES LOL. IT'LL BE FUNNY.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21778038 - 06/08/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No I've never shot an innocent person


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21778045 - 06/08/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psychosis draws from the past as well as the future, contrary to consensus reality. PSSS :yesnod:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21778283 - 06/08/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:cop::awesketch::awehigh::awesketch::cop:the poster bellow me is a cop :cop::awesketch::awehigh::awesketch::cop:



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21778288 - 06/08/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:awesomenod:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #21778289 - 06/08/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm the bullshit police and you're under arrest :awebig:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21778297 - 06/08/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I mean.. You have the perfect cover of anyone here Asante...

You've successfully infiltrated. How many busts have you racked up?


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21778310 - 06/08/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

*looks at his chest* "I would say two"


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Psychonautica] * 2
    #21778314 - 06/08/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Seems like around half the shroomery people are cops.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21778321 - 06/08/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you should have known everyone was going to giggle to themselves and click yes.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21778334 - 06/08/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No way baby, that's for Clydes.  I'm just a regular teen like all of you.  Homework, am I right?  I sure could drop some shrooms right now...if I had some:wink:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #21778387 - 06/08/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It will never happen.  Pot maybe but pot sucks.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #21778391 - 06/08/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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No way baby, that's for Clydes.  I'm just a regular teen like all of you.  Homework, am I right?  I sure could drop some shrooms right now...if I had some;)



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #21778450 - 06/08/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Everybody is a cop until proven that they've killed  their first innocent civilian - then they are world wide sensations.

Are you a self righteous , jock strap sucking , (probually) religious queef with herpes ? then join the police academy today - and  use the "my job is dangerous" excuse to --  murder somebodies child. Then enjoy the 15 seconds of shame or as the police force has it interpreted - fame.

Murder is okay according to the law , god even said so when he chose us to in force the law- we are the chosen ass holes - here to spread disease and rot your family from the inside-out.

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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: JayZ Morgan]
    #21778461 - 06/08/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What cop would literally spend all day on the shroomery with us fucks , don't they have better things to do ?


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: JayZ Morgan] * 1
    #21778540 - 06/08/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not while there are still innocent people unshot.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: koods]
    #21778601 - 06/08/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Imma cop in about half an hour.

Oh, you mean am I a law enforcement officer? No.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21778850 - 06/08/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychosis draws from the past as well as the future, contrary to consensus reality. PSSS :yesnod:





I feel like my psychosis did just that. Like I was tapping into frames and information from before I was born, after I died, and inbetween. Its as if God or my higher self(or whatever) were flashing images in front of me, knowing I wouldn't understand it mentally, but knew I could emotionally accept it.

Its like a human showing monkeys pornography, or something.


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21778952 - 06/08/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Those images are meant for your subconscious, your big brother which works behind the scenes to keep you safe. When I'm sky flying on MXE and quite psychotic by any measure, in the aftermath I often get literally thousands of documents flashed before my closed eyes. Hand written, print, illustrated, with all sorts of bureaucratic stamps everything humans would possibly put on a piece of paper.

It doesnt just flash as individual papers, every single letter changes independently of the other.

Too fast to follow but sometimes I can make out words, sentences or features.

Its an upload of stuff thats been and will be under my eyes in different lifetimes.

Its for my big guy, my subconscious.

That frames effect of your psychosis, same thing.

Psychotics were valued as shamans because we draw from past AND future. If we learn how to navigate we can tell where lost objects are and where the buffalo will be.

Try not to be afraid of your psychosis. All this it is in essence is an alternate way of perception, but the fear makes you attract the worrisome things, like nightmarish visions, disturbing selfdestructive thoughts and blaming voices.

Try to embrace it as part of you. Medication can dampen it for you, but even more important is acceptance.

A normal person is Rational while awake and Psychotic when he dreams. Someone who has a psychotic disorder is in a twilight state where they are both dreaming and awake at the same time, most of the time.

You're valid. What you experience is not nonsense.

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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21778962 - 06/08/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I think this poll will be very telling.



LOL, right. If you didn't know these results would be a joke from the beginning there is something seriously wrong with you.


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