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Bitter Cactus
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Are you a cop?
#21775694 - 06/07/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Straight up, are you a cop? Since poll results don't reveal who voted for what, feel free to be honest in your answer.
I think this poll will be very telling.
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Shiithead
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Lol you're a cop.
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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By law I am required to confirm my occupation as an undercover law enforcement officer when propositioned with this question. So yes, I am a cop. You're under arrest.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: D.M.T]
#21775735 - 06/07/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: You're under arrest.

For being sexy..
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sprinkles
otd president


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im a cop but atleast im not a cop
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


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Wow so far it looks like two thirds of the people on the shroomery are cops. Can't say I'm surprised.
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memes
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only the people who voted no are cops; obv.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
#21775772 - 06/07/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So it's only a third.
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Konyap

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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
#21775775 - 06/07/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a cop and my nagging bitch of a wife is sqauking over me right now
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.
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Detached
You know where...


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I'm FBI.
Female Booty Inspector.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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im like 7 cops, 3 dea agents, 4 fbi agents, 37 nsa agents, and one loud opinionated fat black woman
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basqueshaman
Todays scapegoat



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21775859 - 06/07/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Trust nobody
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21775862 - 06/07/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I match you seven cops, three dea agents, four fbi agents, 37 nsa agents, one loud opinionated fat black woman and raise you 20 corrupt judges, five informants, and one underage kid trying to get out of trouble with his words.
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Edited by Shiithead (06/07/15 08:25 PM)
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memes
Blessed



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Quote:
Shroomslip said: Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.
DEA (2014): $2.8B DHS (2014): $60B DOD (2014): ~$500B
DEA aint shit y0'
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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oh you wanna play liek dat huh,

i'll also throw down 2 area 51 employees, 5 Guantanamo bay guards, an entire platoon of marines, 3 nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, and an authentic twinkle from 2006
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Connoisseur

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I am STAL
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21775917 - 06/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I match your two area 51 employees, five Guantanamo Bay guards, entire platoon of marines, three nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, authentic twinkle from 2006 and raise you one black president, 25 cocaine, barbiturate, and alcohol induced men in black, three retired Coloradan drug dogs, and 99 problems; a bitch being one.
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
#21775939 - 06/07/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
memes said:
Quote:
Shroomslip said: Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.
DEA (2014): $2.8B DHS (2014): $60B DOD (2014): ~$500B
DEA aint shit y0'
DHS and DOD don't get to rail huge lines of coke and fuck hookers at cartel parties while working.. Nor do they get paid vacation when they get caught.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Or do they??
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Shiithead said: I match your two area 51 employees, five Guantanamo Bay guards, entire platoon of marines, three nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, authentic twinkle from 2006 and raise you one black president, 25 cocaine, barbiturate, and alcohol induced men in black, three retired Coloradan drug dogs, and 99 problems; a bitch being one.

YOU WANNA GET SRS OKAY OKAY WE'LL GET SRS
i'll toss on the table, 3 members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, AND the pictures of life forms we took on mars.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21776145 - 06/07/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pft, I'm all the dragon balls.
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21776148 - 06/07/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Imma cop an attitude if yall don't tell the truth
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21776176 - 06/07/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I match your three members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, pictures of life forms we took on mars and raise you 23 members of Bohemian Grove, the cure to HIV/AIDS, the secret(s) of the universe (50mg of N,N DMT), The Great Whore of Babylon, and a still-in-the-box version of hooked-on monkey fonics.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead] 1
#21776253 - 06/07/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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OsculateOfDemise said: Imma cop an attitude if yall don't tell the truth 
imma cop a feel up of dat ass
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Shiithead said: I match your three members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, pictures of life forms we took on mars and raise you 23 members of Bohemian Grove, the cure to HIV/AIDS, the secret(s) of the universe (50mg of N,N DMT), The Great Whore of Babylon, and a still-in-the-box version of hooked-on monkey fonics.
dis nigga still think we playin
ON
THE
TABLE
the original unedited version of the bible, the actual spear head that killed Jesus covered in his blood, the location of the last great reserve of Nazi gold, 50 metric tons of San Pedro, 70k in bitcoins, an all access pass to the homunculus developmental research lab in Nevada, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a 10 pack of yellow sunshine lsd.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21776300 - 06/07/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I match your original unedited version of the bible, the actual spear head that killed Jesus covered in His blood, the location of the last great reserve of Nazi gold, 50 metric tons of San Pedro, 70k in bitcoins, an all access pass to the homunculus developmental research lab in Nevada, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, a 10 pack of yellow sunshine lsd and raise you 66 doses of yopo snuff, the fossilized footprints of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, 13 molested children from the original; Pre-America Era Christmas, 12 drummers drumming, 11 Lords a'leaping, and four cases of Twix from the left-Twix factory.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Tomandjerry58
Stranger

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not a cop but love watching cops
love some tased and confused
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Quote:
preschooler said: not a cop but love watching cops
love some tased and confused
Quote:
preschooler said: not a cop but love watching cops
love some tased and confused
they had the wrong background music...
the song that was going through everyone's head was...
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Detached]
#21776991 - 06/08/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: I'm FBI.
Fruity boner inspector . 
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Konyap

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don't do that you know you're gonna frag the monkey frag the monkey
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Tomandjerry58
Stranger

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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Konyap]
#21777512 - 06/08/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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@prisoner
another epic cops clip
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Asante
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Half the people here voted cop, half of us keeps looking for evidence.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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my moms butthole is a cop. she loves her night-stick. And her handcuffs.
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Asante
Mage


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Now I have this mental image of your mom wearing handcuffs shoving a nightstick up her butthole.
See what you made me do?
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
#21777691 - 06/08/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said: Now I have this mental image of your mom wearing handcuffs shoving a nightstick up her butthole.
See what you made me do? 
Oreilly's mission: complete
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Asante
Mage


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Bless you, you probably knew that I'd say that, in a way
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante] 1
#21777698 - 06/08/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If the war on drugs didn't exist I would totally be an officer. I've though about it a lot. it's just I wouldn't contribute to the militarization of our police force as it is. Had a brother go through all that and it saddens me what it's done to him. I really have a great respect for people that actually WANT to serve and protect. The sad truth is that most don't have the motivation to be an upstanding person, most cops are just people that sucked at drugs while they were young and have a problem with anybody who was a "cool" guy. (The type of people that want to 'get back' at the cool kids)
It's so sad but where I live that is the prototypical officer. Granted there definitely are those men who are trying to be a decent human being, but as it stands, those guys seem few and far between.
My hope is one day the drug war will end and prohibition will be looked at as the second "Inquisition". There is so much knowledge to be gained from certain chemicals. It's a shame Dick Nixon and Reganomics turned the world into a lame joke.
To all you surfers of the seas of cheese. Keep on keeping on, without you future generations won't know the joys of shamanism and psychedelia.
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.


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I'm not gonna say I got hard... But it definitely got a little thicker.
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Asante
Mage


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Fuck the war on drugs! Drug prisoners are political prisoners. Smash the War on Drugs into a thousand pieces. Its a barbarous relic of the past.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
#21777961 - 06/08/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's probably super pessimistic to think, but I don't think I'll see the end of the war on drugs in my life time, maybe my childrens, when I have them.
I'm still young too, I just don't see it happening anytime soon..
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
#21778030 - 06/08/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said: Bless you, you probably knew that I'd say that, in a way 
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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I'm totally not a cop.
HEY GUYS. LET'S ALL POST OUR DRUG STASHES WITH PICTURES OF OUR FACES, PORTRAIT AND PROFILES AND HOME ADRESSES LOL. IT'LL BE FUNNY.
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koods
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No I've never shot an innocent person
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Asante
Mage


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Psychosis draws from the past as well as the future, contrary to consensus reality. PSSS
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
#21778283 - 06/08/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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    the poster bellow me is a cop     
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
#21778288 - 06/08/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon] 1
#21778289 - 06/08/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm the bullshit police and you're under arrest
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
#21778297 - 06/08/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I mean.. You have the perfect cover of anyone here Asante...
You've successfully infiltrated. How many busts have you racked up?
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Asante
Mage


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*looks at his chest* "I would say two"
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


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Seems like around half the shroomery people are cops.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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I'm pretty sure you should have known everyone was going to giggle to themselves and click yes.
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jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



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No way baby, that's for Clydes. I'm just a regular teen like all of you. Homework, am I right? I sure could drop some shrooms right now...if I had some
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
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It will never happen. Pot maybe but pot sucks.
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PatrickKn



Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,563
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jahrastafareye said: No way baby, that's for Clydes. I'm just a regular teen like all of you. Homework, am I right? I sure could drop some shrooms right now...if I had some;)
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JayZ Morgan
Samder's 4 prez'



Registered: 01/27/14
Posts: 1,510
Loc: Alameda Co.
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Everybody is a cop until proven that they've killed their first innocent civilian - then they are world wide sensations.
Are you a self righteous , jock strap sucking , (probually) religious queef with herpes ? then join the police academy today - and use the "my job is dangerous" excuse to -- murder somebodies child. Then enjoy the 15 seconds of shame or as the police force has it interpreted - fame.
Murder is okay according to the law , god even said so when he chose us to in force the law- we are the chosen ass holes - here to spread disease and rot your family from the inside-out.
Oink oink
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JayZ Morgan
Samder's 4 prez'



Registered: 01/27/14
Posts: 1,510
Loc: Alameda Co.
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What cop would literally spend all day on the shroomery with us fucks , don't they have better things to do ?
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,061
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
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Not while there are still innocent people unshot.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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Ganga Lova
fuck I spelled ganja wrong



Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 328
Loc: Chicago
Last seen: 8 years, 13 days
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: koods]
#21778601 - 06/08/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Imma cop in about half an hour.
Oh, you mean am I a law enforcement officer? No.
-------------------- "My only fear in death is reincarnation" -Tupac Shakur
Edited by Ganga Lova (06/08/15 12:40 PM)
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
#21778850 - 06/08/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said: Psychosis draws from the past as well as the future, contrary to consensus reality. PSSS 
I feel like my psychosis did just that. Like I was tapping into frames and information from before I was born, after I died, and inbetween. Its as if God or my higher self(or whatever) were flashing images in front of me, knowing I wouldn't understand it mentally, but knew I could emotionally accept it.
Its like a human showing monkeys pornography, or something.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
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Those images are meant for your subconscious, your big brother which works behind the scenes to keep you safe. When I'm sky flying on MXE and quite psychotic by any measure, in the aftermath I often get literally thousands of documents flashed before my closed eyes. Hand written, print, illustrated, with all sorts of bureaucratic stamps everything humans would possibly put on a piece of paper.
It doesnt just flash as individual papers, every single letter changes independently of the other.
Too fast to follow but sometimes I can make out words, sentences or features.
Its an upload of stuff thats been and will be under my eyes in different lifetimes.
Its for my big guy, my subconscious.
That frames effect of your psychosis, same thing.
Psychotics were valued as shamans because we draw from past AND future. If we learn how to navigate we can tell where lost objects are and where the buffalo will be.
Try not to be afraid of your psychosis. All this it is in essence is an alternate way of perception, but the fear makes you attract the worrisome things, like nightmarish visions, disturbing selfdestructive thoughts and blaming voices.
Try to embrace it as part of you. Medication can dampen it for you, but even more important is acceptance.
A normal person is Rational while awake and Psychotic when he dreams. Someone who has a psychotic disorder is in a twilight state where they are both dreaming and awake at the same time, most of the time.
You're valid. What you experience is not nonsense.
Have faith and hope and set sail for Love.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins


Registered: 05/29/13
Posts: 6,876
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Bitter Cactus said: I think this poll will be very telling.
LOL, right. If you didn't know these results would be a joke from the beginning there is something seriously wrong with you.
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