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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21776125 - 06/07/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
I match your two area 51 employees, five Guantanamo Bay guards, entire platoon of marines, three nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, authentic twinkle from 2006 and raise you one black president, 25 cocaine, barbiturate, and alcohol induced men in black, three retired Coloradan drug dogs, and 99 problems; a bitch being one.







YOU WANNA GET SRS OKAY OKAY WE'LL GET SRS

i'll toss on the table, 3 members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons  of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, AND the pictures of life forms we took on mars.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776145 - 06/07/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pft, I'm all the dragon balls.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776148 - 06/07/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Imma cop an attitude if yall don't tell the truth :crankey:


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776176 - 06/07/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match your three members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, pictures of life forms we took on mars and raise you 23 members of Bohemian Grove, the cure to HIV/AIDS, the secret(s) of the universe (50mg of N,N DMT), The Great Whore of Babylon, and a still-in-the-box version of hooked-on monkey fonics.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21776253 - 06/07/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
Imma cop an attitude if yall don't tell the truth :crankey:





imma cop a feel up of dat ass:datass:



Quote:

Shiithead said:
I match your three members of congress with a secret Oxycontin problem, 36 Monsanto chemical weapons of mass death, launch codes to 7 nuclear missile silos in the western united states, 12% stock in the CIA opium trades, the actual cure to cancer, pictures of life forms we took on mars and raise you 23 members of Bohemian Grove, the cure to HIV/AIDS, the secret(s) of the universe (50mg of N,N DMT), The Great Whore of Babylon, and a still-in-the-box version of hooked-on monkey fonics.






dis nigga still think we playin


ON

THE

TABLE

the original unedited version of the bible, the actual spear head  that killed Jesus covered in his blood, the location of the last great reserve of Nazi gold, 50 metric tons of San Pedro, 70k in bitcoins, an all access pass to the homunculus developmental research lab in Nevada, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a 10 pack of yellow sunshine lsd.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21776300 - 06/07/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match your original unedited version of the bible, the actual spear head that killed Jesus covered in His blood, the location of the last great reserve of Nazi gold, 50 metric tons of San Pedro, 70k in bitcoins, an all access pass to the homunculus developmental research lab in Nevada, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, a 10 pack of yellow sunshine lsd and raise you 66 doses of yopo snuff,  the fossilized footprints of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, 13 molested children from the original; Pre-America Era Christmas, 12 drummers drumming, 11 Lords a'leaping, and four cases of Twix from the left-Twix factory.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21776319 - 06/07/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

not a cop but love watching cops



love some tased and confused:lol:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #21776465 - 06/07/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

preschooler said:
not a cop but love watching cops



love some tased and confused:lol:



Quote:

preschooler said:
not a cop but love watching cops



love some tased and confused:lol:





they had the wrong background music...

the song that was going through everyone's head was...



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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Detached]
    #21776991 - 06/08/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Detached said:
I'm FBI.

Fruity boner inspector . :rolleyes:




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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21777003 - 06/08/15 01:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

don't do that
you know you're gonna
frag the monkey
frag the monkey


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InvisibleTomandjerry58
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Konyap]
    #21777512 - 06/08/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:@prisoner

another epic cops clip


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21777606 - 06/08/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Half the people here voted cop, half of us keeps looking for evidence. :uhoh:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21777671 - 06/08/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

my moms butthole is a cop. she loves her night-stick. And her handcuffs.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21777689 - 06/08/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Now I have this mental image of your mom wearing handcuffs shoving a nightstick up her butthole.

See what you made me do? :lol:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21777691 - 06/08/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Now I have this mental image of your mom wearing handcuffs shoving a nightstick up her butthole.

See what you made me do? :lol:





Oreilly's mission: complete


:lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21777696 - 06/08/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bless you, you probably knew that I'd say that, in a way :rainbowcloud:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #21777698 - 06/08/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If the war on drugs didn't exist I would totally be an officer.  I've though about it a lot.  it's just I wouldn't contribute to the militarization of our police force as it is.  Had a brother go through all that and it saddens me what it's done to him.  I really have a great respect for people that actually WANT to serve and protect.  The sad truth is that most don't have the motivation to be an upstanding person, most cops are just people that sucked at drugs while they were young and have a problem with anybody who was a "cool" guy. (The type of people that want to 'get back' at the cool kids)

It's so sad but where I live that is the prototypical officer.  Granted there definitely are those men who are trying to be a decent human being, but as it stands, those guys seem few and far between.

My hope is one day the drug war will end and prohibition will be looked at as the second "Inquisition".  There is so much knowledge to be gained from certain chemicals.  It's a shame Dick Nixon and Reganomics turned the world into a lame joke.

:cheers: To all you surfers of the seas of cheese.  Keep on keeping on, without you future generations won't know the joys of shamanism and psychedelia.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21777704 - 06/08/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not gonna say I got hard... But it definitely got a little thicker.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21777708 - 06/08/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck the war on drugs! Drug prisoners are political prisoners. Smash the War on Drugs into a thousand pieces. Its a barbarous relic of the past.




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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Asante]
    #21777961 - 06/08/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's probably super pessimistic to think, but I don't think I'll see the end of the war on drugs in my life time, maybe my childrens, when I have them.


I'm still young too, I just don't see it happening anytime soon..


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3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
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