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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Are you a cop?
    #21775694 - 06/07/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Straight up, are you a cop? Since poll results don't reveal who voted for what, feel free to be honest in your answer.

I think this poll will be very telling.
Are you a cop?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (06/07/15 06:42 PM) to (No end specified)
View the results of this poll



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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 2
    #21775719 - 06/07/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol you're a cop.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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OfflineD.M.T
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21775721 - 06/07/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

By law I am required to confirm my occupation as an undercover law enforcement officer when propositioned with this question. So yes, I am a cop. You're under arrest.

:trollhide:


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21775735 - 06/07/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
You're under arrest.

:trollhide:




For being sexy..



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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Offlinesprinkles
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21775745 - 06/07/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im a cop but atleast im not a cop


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21775751 - 06/07/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wow so far it looks like two thirds of the people on the shroomery are cops. Can't say I'm surprised.


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 3
    #21775758 - 06/07/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

only the people who voted no are cops; obv.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
    #21775772 - 06/07/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So it's only a third.


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
    #21775775 - 06/07/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a cop and my nagging bitch of a wife is sqauking over me right now


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21775819 - 06/07/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineDetached
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21775826 - 06/07/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm FBI.

Female Booty Inspector. :rolleyes:


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #21775831 - 06/07/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im like 7 cops, 3 dea agents, 4 fbi agents, 37 nsa agents, and one loud opinionated  fat black woman


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Invisiblebasqueshaman
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21775859 - 06/07/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Trust nobody:themoreyouknow::flamethrow:


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21775862 - 06/07/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match you seven cops, three dea agents, four fbi agents, 37 nsa agents, one loud opinionated fat black woman and raise you 20 corrupt judges, five informants, and one underage kid trying to get out of trouble with his words.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


Edited by Shiithead (06/07/15 08:25 PM)


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21775883 - 06/07/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.




DEA (2014): $2.8B
DHS (2014): $60B
DOD (2014): ~$500B



DEA aint shit y0'


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21775893 - 06/07/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

oh you wanna play liek dat huh,




i'll also throw down 2 area 51 employees, 5 Guantanamo bay guards, an entire platoon of marines, 3 nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, and an authentic twinkle from 2006:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21775913 - 06/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am STAL


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Salomon]
    #21775917 - 06/07/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I match your two area 51 employees, five Guantanamo Bay guards, entire platoon of marines, three nuclear submarines, one nuclear aircraft carrier, authentic twinkle from 2006 and raise you one black president, 25 cocaine, barbiturate, and alcohol induced men in black, three retired Coloradan drug dogs, and 99 problems; a bitch being one.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: memes]
    #21775939 - 06/07/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

memes said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Cops are beneath me. I'm DEA.




DEA (2014): $2.8B
DHS (2014): $60B
DOD (2014): ~$500B



DEA aint shit y0'



DHS and DOD don't get to rail huge lines of coke and fuck hookers at cartel parties while working.. Nor do they get paid vacation when they get caught.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Are you a cop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21775948 - 06/07/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Or do they?? :hmm:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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