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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21776322 - 06/07/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

IUDs fucking suck. They made my chick go crazy and I would hit my dick on it.. no fucking bueno. Shit hurts.
Birth control pills make her hormones go fucking haywire..
Condoms fucking suck
have a baby to prove it, but it's gonna be the only one for sure.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21776324 - 06/07/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

More concerned about the herp than anything. If you are stupid enough to get knocked up by me fine I don't mind raising mistakes.
When I went to the clinic last time I asked them how many HIV cases they get in a month and they said 1 or 2 a month in our city of a million and the people who get it are never surprised. Its always like gay prostitutes and needle sharers. I am starting to think it's a myth you can get it from the vagina of a non African chick. Pretty sure Easy E and Magic Johnson lied and did some gay shit and were too ashamed to admit it.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21776345 - 06/07/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OsculateOfDemise said:
Ummmm that's not the wire you are feeling LOL that is the string that they leave so that you can check to see if your implant is in place.




Same difference. Yeah wires inside string outside. Still feels sharp as hell.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21776355 - 06/07/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
More concerned about the herp than anything. If you are stupid enough to get knocked up by me fine I don't mind raising mistakes.
When I went to the clinic last time I asked them how many HIV cases they get in a month and they said 1 or 2 a month in our city of a million and the people who get it are never surprised. Its always like gay prostitutes and needle sharers. I am starting to think it's a myth you can get it from the vagina of a non African chick. Pretty sure Easy E and Magic Johnson lied and did some gay shit and were too ashamed to admit it.




Holy shit. :rofl:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21776364 - 06/07/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My ex got the shot, I definitely took that for granted.
I don't mind using condoms, although I'm pretty much a-sexual unless I really care about someone. I'm one of those weird, relationship people.

That's an interesting theory, 3rdeye


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #21776378 - 06/07/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For the first 5 years we didn't wear condoms. Two years of that I was on birth control. The last 5 years we have worn condoms because we had an incident back in 2012.

Or, if I don't want him to wear one I just tell him to put it in my butt. Hahaha. :lol:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21776395 - 06/07/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh my classy girl.

:lol:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21776417 - 06/07/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well I've noticed from all the blowjobs I've given in the past ten years that he doesn't ever have pre cum so if I don't want him to wear one he can start in one place...and finish in the other hahaha.

Or shower sex, because then when he's ready you can just wash it off and do a blowjob or whatever.


:lol:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21776424 - 06/07/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

no protection whatsoever for either of us, but the two of us are lifers :laugh:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21776488 - 06/07/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Well I've noticed from all the blowjobs I've given in the past ten years that he doesn't ever have pre cum so if I don't want him to wear one he can start in one place...and finish in the other hahaha.

Or shower sex, because then when he's ready you can just wash it off and do a blowjob or whatever.


:lol:




wait you dont swallow? now that's hot.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21776571 - 06/07/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

sex is so much better natural. the only real perk i ever had from rubbers is pulling them off, depositing the load back on the cock and commencing suck age again.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21776581 - 06/07/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Opening a condom is a total boner killer for me. I give it to the girl. Open this as I continue to play with her body. Condoms are fucking terrible. It doesn't feel good except knowing ya i'm inside this girl. I don't get it go to the fucking clinic. well actually i'll personally take you and pay for it. That's how much I hate condoms.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: TheMovement] * 5
    #21776585 - 06/07/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
Does the pub practice safe sex?





I keep a stungun under the pillow in case a bitch starts with some crazy talk like "what does this make us?"


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21776587 - 06/07/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Does the pub practice safe sex?





I keep a stungun under the pillow in case a bitch starts with some crazy talk like "what does this make us?"




:rofl:

Now that made me burst int laughter.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21776612 - 06/07/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've been pretty lucky that all the women I've been with have been on some type of birth control before I met them. There was one girlfriend who after we broke up stopped taking her pills. We hooked up twice and just used plan-b. Young and dumb.

I might get Vasagel once it becomes available in a few years depending on my relationship status. I don't want the women I am with to use hormonal birth control because I am afraid of the side effects. Also I don't like the idea of constantly having trash to throw away for pill or condoms. Either she is on IUD or I am on vasagel, or whatever other options we have. That is the most responsible route I can see thusfar.


Edit: add rant about how condom sex is terible


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #21776619 - 06/07/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
The poll results are sorta sad guys.. :lol:



You must be one of those people that never does anything risky.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: billy jowl]
    #21776623 - 06/07/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Zombi3 said:
The poll results are sorta sad guys.. :lol:



You must be one of those people that never does anything risky.




:rofl:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: billy jowl] * 1
    #21776626 - 06/07/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Zombi? No.. uh, never. :laugh2:


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: TheMovement]
    #21777182 - 06/08/15 03:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only once did I fuck this girl I knew with a condom because I knew I'd catch something otherwise.
She said she used to ho out for pain killers when she was on them so I definitely wrapped it up.
One time we were fucking and I was going hard, and I realized it felt better than usual.  I looked down and saw the condom bunched up around the base of my dick and I'd been nailing her no rubber for who knows how long... holy shit just thinking about that situation gives me the willies and it's been a long time since then.

I don't like condoms, sex with a condom sucks and getting head with one on doesn't even feel like as good as jerking off.  I'll only wear one in certain circumstances.


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Re: Does the pub practice safe sex? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21777690 - 06/08/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I got fixed.  Best $330 I ever spent.  However I have run into enough people recently who got herpes from someone they thought was safe (like their spouse in one case) that I would not start with someone new without taking us both to the clinic for a test.  And to confirm a previous post I talked to a PA who does this for a living and he said the only male hetero non needle sharer he knows who got HIV in his 30 years or so of testing was with prostitutes in Africa.


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