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ModestMouse
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Post original humor, get +5 1
#21774104 - 06/07/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You ever want to scare the shit out of a guy with a mustache?
Sneak up behind him and whisper "I think she's going to press charges"
People always say drugs aren't a good long term solution to your problems.
But if you do them long enough, they are. You ever go to a grateful dead show and ask the man selling copper-wire wrapped necklaces how his day is going?
"Its excellent brother".
You ever notice how we have a weight problem in America Yet we have a body image issue as well?
Its like our people are so fucked up that they're human. How dare we think we're too fat? No, we're just as God intended us to be. Now can you pass the doritos Susan? That dove Comercial is coming on soon and I can't wait to see what beached whale they showcase this time.
Original shit only no matter how good/bad. Can you make the Shroomery laugh?
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Edited by ModestMouse (06/07/15 01:36 PM)
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Patlal
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: ModestMouse] 2
#21774143 - 06/07/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was on the highway and the guy in the car next me was texting... I got so mad, I threw my beer at him
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Confucian
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: Patlal]
#21774190 - 06/07/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you let A represent the thickness of a pizza, Z the radius, and PI is just PI, then the volume of said pizza is V = PIZZA
(just kidding, I stole that from Neil deGrasse Tyson's twitter page)
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California
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: ModestMouse]
#21774192 - 06/07/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So a pubber walks into OTD....
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TNK
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: California]
#21774206 - 06/07/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
California said: So a pubber walks into OTD....
And an OTD gets his ego smashed 
Be careful, "pubbers" might just ruin your little club.
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Edited by TNK (06/07/15 01:59 PM)
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California
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: TNK]
#21774214 - 06/07/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah. You are boring and weak. Good luck with that.
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TNK
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: California]
#21774218 - 06/07/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
California said: Nah. You are boring and weak. Good luck with that.
Victory.
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California
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: TNK]
#21774223 - 06/07/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You following me into here from causing you butt hurt in OTD is not victory, kid.
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TNK
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: California]
#21774227 - 06/07/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
California said: You following me into here from causing you butt hurt in OTD is not victory, kid.
You think I'm following you? Double victory. Maybe you just have yet to realize the game we are playing?
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California
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: TNK]
#21774232 - 06/07/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not playing a game, silly kid. You literally just came in here and replied to me after I obviously made you butt hurt in OTD. It's there for all to clearly see.
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billy jowl
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: California]
#21774238 - 06/07/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A Mexican and a black are riding in a car. Who would be driving?
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TNK
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: California]
#21774239 - 06/07/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
California said: I'm not playing a game, silly kid. You literally just came in here and replied to me after I obviously made you butt hurt in OTD. It's there for all to clearly see.
Well I guess you do have a point with that one. 
And don't kid yourself, you know the game.
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Patlal
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: billy jowl]
#21774240 - 06/07/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
billy jowl said: A Mexican and a black are riding in a car. Who would be driving?
THe guy they're stealing the car from?
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California
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: billy jowl]
#21774248 - 06/07/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
billy jowl said: A Mexican and a black are riding in a car. Who would be driving?
A cop? You, racist!
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billy jowl
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: Patlal]
#21774252 - 06/07/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The cops driving.fuck u beat me to it. Believe it or not a black guy told me that joke.
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MajickMuffin
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: billy jowl]
#21774275 - 06/07/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Heres some humor (give it a chance its only 30s):
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: billy jowl]
#21774313 - 06/07/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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you know what a "insert your small town here" 10 is?
an 8 who brings her own coke to the party
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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madmodder
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 2
#21774355 - 06/07/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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original humor
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billy jowl
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: madmodder]
#21774387 - 06/07/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Post original humor, get +5 [Re: madmodder]
#21774395 - 06/07/15 02:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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jokehrt
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