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OfflineGalactic Ooze
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Why won't Tool release a new album?
    #21771959 - 06/06/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This is both a legitimate question and an attempt to shamelessly promote my little fan song thing:
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But seriously, one of them could get a stroke any day now. I'm really crossing my fingers for one final, pre-death album.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze] * 1
    #21771969 - 06/06/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll tell ya why, because I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well...


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze]
    #21771970 - 06/06/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maynards so fucking busy. With two other bands a vineyard and I think he produces too. But I'm with you on that, they need to put out something before one of them dies.


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Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze]
    #21771971 - 06/06/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Here I'll make your thread better.



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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Adden]
    #21771979 - 06/06/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dys said:
Here I'll make your thread better.






Righty right! The post is now officially a nostalgia thread thanks, Dys


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze]
    #21771982 - 06/06/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

maybe it just blows and isnt worth marketing?


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Adolin]
    #21771989 - 06/06/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
maybe it just blows and isnt worth marketing?




:nonono:

They definitely need a new album.

I mean, it's not like we are asking for Pearl Jam to crank one out.

OP has a good point.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Adolin]
    #21771990 - 06/06/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Gresh said:
maybe it just blows and isnt worth marketing?




Watch yourself, buddy. Tool has never made a bad song. Not even a bad sketch. They were spitting out perfectly layered harmonies before birth. The doctor heard it during the ultrasound. True story.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Adolin]
    #21771991 - 06/06/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
maybe it just blows and isnt worth marketing?



Tool doesn't make shitty albums. If it takes them 10 years to release a new album, that's how long it will take. Maynard has said time and time again they won't rush to make an album just to get something out there.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21771996 - 06/06/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Forget about tool, MGMT needs another album, or at least a show in my fucking area.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21771997 - 06/06/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
maybe it just blows and isnt worth marketing?



Tool doesn't make shitty albums. If it takes them 10 years to release a new album, that's how long it will take. Maynard has said time and time again they won't rush to make an album just to get something out there.




:teabird: Truth


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Ganga Lova]
    #21772004 - 06/06/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ganga Lova said:
Forget about tool, MGMT needs another album, or at least a show in my fucking area.




Speaking of which, some site recently started selling" "Tool" tickets that turned out to be a tool tribute band. I was nearly fooled. Don't fall for it, guys!  Maybe I'm just a dumbass who doesn't read fine print.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze]
    #21772073 - 06/06/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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In an interview held in March, Jones revealed one album track was finished and 10 others in the works, most of which originated as jam sessions. “Some of it’s really heavy, some of it’s complex and some is more atmospheric, but it’s definitely Tool,” Jones explained. However, at that time, frontman Maynard James Keenan had yet to join the rest of his bandmates in studio.




Last I heard, Maynard was in the studio recording vocals. Shouldnt be too long.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21772087 - 06/06/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Quote:

In an interview held in March, Jones revealed one album track was finished and 10 others in the works, most of which originated as jam sessions. “Some of it’s really heavy, some of it’s complex and some is more atmospheric, but it’s definitely Tool,” Jones explained. However, at that time, frontman Maynard James Keenan had yet to join the rest of his bandmates in studio.




Last I heard, Maynard was in the studio recording vocals. Shouldnt be too long.




Didn't he say that like two years ago? I thought they said they threw out those vocals.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze]
    #21772126 - 06/06/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:shrug:

From what Ive read, the lawsuit nonsense was taking up a lot of time and resources. Not to mention old-man-maynard just got his hip replaced. Either way, I think theyre more on track than they were in the past.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21772138 - 06/06/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"...on track..."

I see what you did there.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21772146 - 06/06/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
:shrug:

From what Ive read, the lawsuit nonsense was taking up a lot of time and resources. Not to mention old-man-maynard just got his hip replaced. Either way, I think theyre more on track than they were in the past.




What was that lawsuit about anyways? Did anyone figure that out or was anything said?


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze]
    #21772304 - 06/06/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Did you know that beetles in the Namib desert position themselves upright and wait in order to collect and imbibe precious water from ocean fog?



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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: propensity]
    #21772343 - 06/06/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Be fucking patient, jerk-offs.

By the way, puscifer is coming out with a new album this fall, so it's not like the guy isn't keeping busy.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: chopstick]
    #21772421 - 06/06/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Be fucking patient, jerk-offs.

By the way, puscifer is coming out with a new album this fall, so it's not like the guy isn't keeping busy.




Daaaamn that's awesome. I can't wait. Still would prefer a Tool release, but.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Ganga Lova]
    #21772432 - 06/06/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ganga Lova said:
Forget about tool, MGMT needs another album, or at least a show in my fucking area.




This is an A B thread, go ahead and C your way out of it.


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: propensity]
    #21772443 - 06/06/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Did you know that beetles in the Namib desert position themselves upright and wait in order to collect and imbibe precious water from ocean fog?






Shouldn't have moved to the Namib desert, dumb bugs. :rolleyes:


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Re: Why won't Tool release a new album? [Re: Galactic Ooze] * 1
    #21772466 - 06/06/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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