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Anahata


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There are more Auto repair shops with the name Rick in them than any other Auto repair shop in World.
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#21769868 - 06/06/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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LAW: people may lowride/saggin' their pants as long as they do not wear underwear.
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] 7
#21769876 - 06/06/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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94% of feminists are just are sexually frusterated.
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druqs
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21769886 - 06/06/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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it is illegal to apply animal grease to babies for the purpose of improving their glide distance.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: druqs] 1
#21770010 - 06/06/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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90% of people are mentally retarded
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil] 6
#21770070 - 06/06/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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98.7% of Law enforcement have an inferiority and god complex.
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] 4
#21770084 - 06/06/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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cats have an extremely keen sense of intuition and can communicate with unseen forces
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Envix] 13
#21770089 - 06/06/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21770100 - 06/06/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
aahahahahaha 
9/11 was an inside job. 
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21770125 - 06/06/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tall thin buildings can't be broken by large metal machines flying directly into them at high speeds.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] 1
#21770135 - 06/06/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#21770198 - 06/06/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad can beat up your dad
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
#21770220 - 06/06/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My brother could rob your mother.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21770362 - 06/06/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My cat could eat your cat.
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#21770386 - 06/06/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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God is love <3
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#21770394 - 06/06/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rev. Run?
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#21770404 - 06/06/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Replacing the canooter valve increases fuel economy by 1-2 mpg
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#21770408 - 06/06/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I tend to be right about 99% of what I say.
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21770416 - 06/06/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
Icebergs can't cut steel hulls
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: blackhawk]
#21770442 - 06/06/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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statistics are racist
I never trusted those statistics... sneaky bastards
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: blackhawk]
#21770463 - 06/06/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
blackhawk said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
Icebergs can't cut steel hulls
Man's never been to space
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metaphoric
Mr. Bater



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata] 1
#21770467 - 06/06/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The police are well intentioned and hold the public's interests at heart.
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Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: metaphoric] 2
#21770473 - 06/06/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The banking system is working fine.
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404
error


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] 1
#21770478 - 06/06/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms can trigger a shift in one's sexuality
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21770480 - 06/06/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The universe cares about us.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#21770482 - 06/06/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is a God.
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21770484 - 06/06/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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there is no god
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#21770491 - 06/06/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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People online genuinely care.
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] 1
#21770502 - 06/06/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Drugs are made illegal based on their level of risk
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
#21770539 - 06/06/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Marijuana is addictive.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21770549 - 06/06/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Laws are effective and are made for the people.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#21770620 - 06/06/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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95% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Howdy



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#21770629 - 06/06/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: There is a God.
Quote:
Asante said: there is no god
New law, no human can pretend to know the of existence of god.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21770636 - 06/06/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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George Carlin was a sex pest
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Mad_Larkin] 3
#21770761 - 06/06/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The answer to 1984 is 1776
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
#21770790 - 06/06/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're the disease and I am the cure
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Stonehenge
Alt Center


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21770817 - 06/06/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The media must favor the extreme left at all times.
Politicians are always crooks.
A sucker is born every minute.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21770853 - 06/06/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said:
Quote:
TheNatureKid said: There is a God.
Quote:
Asante said: there is no god
New law, no human can pretend to know the of existence of god.
Fact: I have a badge that let's me ignore all laws.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] 1
#21770896 - 06/06/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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fact: i am cia
Quote:
TheNatureKid said:

is that junkie cop in the background?..
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21770921 - 06/06/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I do not need to poo.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#21770967 - 06/06/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am the man who will bring peace and harmony to this world.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#21771009 - 06/06/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bottled water is resource efficient.
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metalfaith
Moron



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771043 - 06/06/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Humans make decisions based entirely on logic and facts.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: metalfaith]
#21771068 - 06/06/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Chem trails are not real.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771076 - 06/06/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I will not implant a flashlight into my left index finger in 2 years.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#21771080 - 06/06/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The president is democratically elected.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771173 - 06/06/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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New law:
Procreation can only be done by people who fullfill these requirement:
- 18 years old - Minimum IQ of 105 - Full health - Within your BMI bracket - Able to pass the mandatory intelligence test
All other candidates will be refused.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771196 - 06/06/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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that sounds so condescending bro
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21771208 - 06/06/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: that sounds so condescending bro 
Well, see it that way, you won't have to deal with all the crap parenthood comes with.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771219 - 06/06/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..
im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771232 - 06/06/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771281 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo
Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771286 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771287 - 06/06/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Quote:
TheNatureKid said: Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo
Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...
haha
We need some more laws inhibiting peoples ability to be sarcastic on the internet.
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Detached
You know where...


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771292 - 06/06/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
That is true.
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21771506 - 06/06/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: that sounds so condescending bro 
It's called eugenics
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#21771551 - 06/06/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Same thing, I guess
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz] 1
#21771916 - 06/06/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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it's only illegal to have sex with horses in Kentucky on Sunday
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Salomon]
#21771948 - 06/06/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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God damn churches!
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Zephen
Earholes


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21772164 - 06/06/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..
im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent
Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Zephen]
#21772174 - 06/06/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Met some "dumb hillbillies" who can make some great 'shine. Racist.
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#21772211 - 06/06/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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God is real. He was under four feet tall, spoke with a lisp, and always dreamed of starring in a one-god-show on Broadway.
Unfortunately, he died sometime in the late 1990s. His remains were supposed to be interred into the mighty Gulf of Mexico, but some say his son Jesus just flushed the ashes down the toilet in a Paleto, Florida motel because he freaked out on a bad psychedelic trip.
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Anahata


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21772268 - 06/06/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Death will be the consequence for trolling or flaming.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21772280 - 06/06/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: God is real. He was under four feet tall, spoke with a lisp, and always dreamed of starring in a one-god-show on Broadway.
Unfortunately, he died sometime in the late 1990s. His remains were supposed to be interred into the mighty Gulf of Mexico, but some say his son Jesus just flushed the ashes down the toilet in a Paleto, Florida motel because he freaked out on a bad psychedelic trip.
then how the hell did he get arrested for selling cocaine to the church parishioners
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/23/god-accused-of-selling-co_n_108737.html?
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21772294 - 06/06/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I guess I got burned. God damn god. Jesus swore on the life of his father God was dead.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Zephen]
#21772346 - 06/06/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zephen said:
Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?
i reckon that hillbilly wasnt as dumb as he looked
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21772396 - 06/06/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said:
I guess I got burned. God damn god. Jesus swore on the life of his father God was dead.
jesus is dirty mother fucker, he demands 10% of everything you make and then levies a punishment if you fail to pay, his daddy is his enforcer
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Anahata


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22596087 - 11/30/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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The first pages are hilarious, so bump!
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22596172 - 11/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pris lost his left middle finger in the war
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22596174 - 11/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Orphans never become succesful.
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koods
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22596185 - 11/30/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pris runs a home for orphans.
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jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596202 - 11/30/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
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Sade
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596208 - 11/30/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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In Tennessee it is illegal to shoot any animals from a moving vehicle except for whales.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596218 - 11/30/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Pris runs a home for orphans.
also runs an indoor wind farm, and does hot air balloon rides. he saves a lot on fuel.
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22596839 - 11/30/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.
Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596866 - 11/30/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Pris runs a home for orphans.
He has a home in the projects for orphans of police brutality and he hates his job
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] 1
#22596882 - 11/30/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
jahrastafareye said: Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.
Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?
I think he's saying he has to force himself to like women.
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22596909 - 11/30/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not to like. Women are awesome. But sexually? Nah, when I was just born I once looked back and that was it for me.
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EllisDSox
King Hella!

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#22596959 - 11/30/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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They let Keanu Reeves play Buddha in a movie. Let's all just Jonestown it up based on this fact alone.
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#22597010 - 11/30/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
jahrastafareye said: Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.
Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?
Fucking explain this, now.
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#22597029 - 11/30/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not giving in to an ingrained urge is VERY hard. Imagine voluntarily abstaining from sex all your life. For most this is unthinkable.
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D.M.T
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] 1
#22597047 - 11/30/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asante is black.
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
#22597055 - 11/30/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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D.M.T is an O.G romper.
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koods
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#22597147 - 11/30/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheNaturekid uses butter as lube
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#22597718 - 12/01/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Breathing is a choice; dead people have chosen to resist those urges.
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jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22597771 - 12/01/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Law: You must live one year as a gay before you can claim to be heterosexual. And vice versa for teh gayz.
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods] 1
#22598331 - 12/01/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kood's builds his own dildos.
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sh4d0ws
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#22598351 - 12/01/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Could become true
Don't want it to be true...
Donald Trump as the next US president
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#22598367 - 12/01/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: LAW: people may lowride/saggin' their pants as long as they do not wear underwear.
that may be a legitimate defense on these laws about saggin jeans, I think the majority of these laws actually cite that your underwear cant be showing, plumbers seem to manage it without issue
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zeptosecond
dnocesotpez

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22598716 - 12/01/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Shroomery is an elite scientific organization where doctors and scientists post pictures of their mushroom cap dicks to finally determine what size an average erect penis is supposed to be. They resorted to using their own members after attempts to find volunteers ended in the accidental creation of both 4Chan and Reddit. Their sacrifice benefits all mankind, and their ongoing research indicates that an average penis of a Shroomer extends 4.25 inches away from the base. Results may be weighted due to lack of sexual potency among moderators.
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zeptosecond]
#22598724 - 12/01/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Law: Every nation on earth need to create an steep carbon tax to piss off every consumer on the planet.
Reason: Pissing off for the sake of pissing off
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#22598757 - 12/01/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal stopped killing his roommates two years ago
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