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OfflineAnahata


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Make up a law or fact that could be true. * 1
    #21769856 - 06/06/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There are more Auto repair shops with the name Rick in them than any other Auto repair shop in World.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #21769868 - 06/06/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LAW: people may lowride/saggin' their pants as long as they do not wear underwear.


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] * 7
    #21769876 - 06/06/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

94% of feminists are just are sexually frusterated.


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Offlinedruqs
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21769886 - 06/06/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it is illegal to apply animal grease to babies for the purpose of improving their glide distance.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: druqs] * 1
    #21770010 - 06/06/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

90% of people are mentally retarded


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil] * 6
    #21770070 - 06/06/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

98.7% of Law enforcement have an inferiority and god complex.


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] * 4
    #21770084 - 06/06/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

cats have an extremely keen sense of intuition and can communicate with unseen forces


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Envix] * 13
    #21770089 - 06/06/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21770100 - 06/06/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams




aahahahahaha :congrats:

9/11 was an inside job. :yesnod:



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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21770125 - 06/06/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tall thin buildings can't be broken by large metal machines flying directly into them at high speeds.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21770135 - 06/06/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #21770198 - 06/06/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My dad can beat up your dad


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
    #21770220 - 06/06/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My brother could rob your mother.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21770362 - 06/06/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My cat could eat your cat.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #21770386 - 06/06/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God is love <3


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #21770394 - 06/06/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Rev. Run?


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #21770404 - 06/06/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Replacing the canooter valve increases fuel economy by 1-2 mpg


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #21770408 - 06/06/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I tend to be right about 99% of what I say.


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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21770416 - 06/06/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams



Icebergs can't cut steel hulls


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: blackhawk]
    #21770442 - 06/06/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

statistics are racist


I never trusted those statistics... sneaky bastards


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: blackhawk]
    #21770463 - 06/06/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blackhawk said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams



Icebergs can't cut steel hulls



Man's never been to space


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata] * 1
    #21770467 - 06/06/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The police are well intentioned and hold the public's interests at heart.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: metaphoric] * 2
    #21770473 - 06/06/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The banking system is working fine.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21770478 - 06/06/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms can trigger a shift in one's sexuality


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21770480 - 06/06/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The universe cares about us.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #21770482 - 06/06/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There is a God.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21770484 - 06/06/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

there is no god


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #21770491 - 06/06/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

People online genuinely care.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21770502 - 06/06/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Drugs are made illegal based on their level of risk


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
    #21770539 - 06/06/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Marijuana is addictive.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21770549 - 06/06/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Laws are effective and are made for the people.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21770620 - 06/06/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

95% of statistics are made up on the spot.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #21770629 - 06/06/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
There is a God.



Quote:

Asante said:
there is no god




New law, no human can pretend to know the of existence of god.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21770636 - 06/06/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

George Carlin was a sex pest


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 3
    #21770761 - 06/06/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The answer to 1984 is 1776


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
    #21770790 - 06/06/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you're the disease and I am the cure


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21770817 - 06/06/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The media must favor the extreme left at all times.

Politicians are always crooks.

A sucker is born every minute.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21770853 - 06/06/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
There is a God.



Quote:

Asante said:
there is no god




New law, no human can pretend to know the of existence of god.



Fact: I have a badge that let's me ignore all laws.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21770896 - 06/06/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

fact: i am cia




Quote:

TheNatureKid said:





is that junkie cop in the background?..



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Offlinekoods
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21770921 - 06/06/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I do not need to poo.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #21770967 - 06/06/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am the man who will bring peace and harmony to this world.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21771009 - 06/06/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bottled water is resource efficient.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771043 - 06/06/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Humans make decisions based entirely on logic and facts.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: metalfaith]
    #21771068 - 06/06/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Chem trails are not real.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771076 - 06/06/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I will not implant a flashlight into my left index finger in 2 years.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21771080 - 06/06/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The president is democratically elected.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771173 - 06/06/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

New law:

Procreation can only be done by people who fullfill these requirement:

- 18 years old
- Minimum IQ of 105
- Full health
- Within your BMI bracket
- Able to pass the mandatory intelligence test

All other candidates will be refused.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771196 - 06/06/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

that sounds so condescending bro :snub:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21771208 - 06/06/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
that sounds so condescending bro :snub:




Well, see it that way, you won't have to deal with all the crap parenthood comes with.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771219 - 06/06/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..

im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771232 - 06/06/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771281 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo




Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771286 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771287 - 06/06/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo




Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...




haha

We need some more laws inhibiting peoples ability to be sarcastic on the internet. :rolleyes:


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771292 - 06/06/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.

That is true.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21771506 - 06/06/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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that sounds so condescending bro :snub:




It's called eugenics


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #21771551 - 06/06/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Same thing, I guess


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21771916 - 06/06/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it's only illegal to have sex with horses in Kentucky on Sunday


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Salomon]
    #21771948 - 06/06/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God damn churches!  :shakefist:


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21772164 - 06/06/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zZZz said:
u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..

im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent




Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Zephen]
    #21772174 - 06/06/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Met some "dumb hillbillies" who can make some great 'shine. Racist.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #21772211 - 06/06/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God is real.  He was under four feet tall, spoke with a lisp, and always dreamed of starring in a one-god-show on Broadway.

Unfortunately, he died sometime in the late 1990s.  His remains were supposed to be interred into the mighty Gulf of Mexico, but some say his son Jesus just flushed the ashes down the toilet in a Paleto, Florida motel because he freaked out on a bad psychedelic trip.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21772268 - 06/06/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Death will be the consequence for trolling or flaming.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21772280 - 06/06/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
God is real.  He was under four feet tall, spoke with a lisp, and always dreamed of starring in a one-god-show on Broadway.

Unfortunately, he died sometime in the late 1990s.  His remains were supposed to be interred into the mighty Gulf of Mexico, but some say his son Jesus just flushed the ashes down the toilet in a Paleto, Florida motel because he freaked out on a bad psychedelic trip.





then how the hell did he get arrested for selling cocaine to the church parishioners

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/23/god-accused-of-selling-co_n_108737.html?


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21772294 - 06/06/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm: I guess I got burned.  God damn god.  Jesus swore on the life of his father God was dead.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Zephen]
    #21772346 - 06/06/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Zephen said:

Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?




i reckon that hillbilly wasnt as dumb as he looked


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21772396 - 06/06/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:facepalm: I guess I got burned.  God damn god.  Jesus swore on the life of his father God was dead.





jesus is dirty mother fucker, he demands 10% of everything you make and then
levies a punishment if you fail to pay, his daddy is his enforcer


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #22596087 - 11/30/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

The first pages are hilarious, so bump!


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #22596172 - 11/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Pris lost his left middle finger in the war


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #22596174 - 11/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Orphans never become succesful.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22596185 - 11/30/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Pris runs a home for orphans.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #22596202 - 11/30/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #22596208 - 11/30/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

In Tennessee it is illegal to shoot any animals from a moving vehicle except for whales.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #22596218 - 11/30/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Pris runs a home for orphans.



also runs an indoor wind farm, and does hot air balloon rides. he saves a lot on fuel.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22596839 - 11/30/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.





You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.

Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #22596866 - 11/30/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Pris runs a home for orphans.





He has a home in the projects for orphans of police brutality and he hates his job :no:


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22596882 - 11/30/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.





You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.

Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?



I think he's saying he has to force himself to like women.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22596909 - 11/30/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Not to like. Women are awesome. But sexually? Nah, when I was just born I once looked back and that was it for me.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #22596959 - 11/30/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

They let Keanu Reeves play Buddha in a movie. Let's all just Jonestown it up based on this fact alone.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #22597010 - 11/30/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Asante said:
Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.





You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.

Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?




Fucking explain this, now.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #22597029 - 11/30/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Not giving in to an ingrained urge is VERY hard. Imagine voluntarily abstaining from sex all your life. For most this is unthinkable.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22597047 - 11/30/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Asante is black.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: D.M.T]
    #22597055 - 11/30/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

D.M.T is an O.G romper.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #22597147 - 11/30/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

TheNaturekid uses butter as lube


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #22597718 - 12/01/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Breathing is a choice; dead people have chosen to resist those urges.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #22597771 - 12/01/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Law: You must live one year as a gay before you can claim to be heterosexual. And vice versa for teh gayz.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods] * 1
    #22598331 - 12/01/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Kood's builds his own dildos.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #22598351 - 12/01/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Could become true

Don't want it to be true...


Donald Trump as the next US president


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
    #22598367 - 12/01/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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LAW: people may lowride/saggin' their pants as long as they do not wear underwear.





that may be a legitimate defense on these laws about saggin jeans,
I think the majority of these laws actually cite that your underwear
cant be showing, plumbers seem to manage it without issue


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
    #22598716 - 12/01/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

The Shroomery is an elite scientific organization where doctors and scientists post pictures of their mushroom cap dicks to finally determine what size an average erect penis is supposed to be. They resorted to using their own members after attempts to find volunteers ended in the accidental creation of both 4Chan and Reddit.  Their sacrifice benefits all mankind, and their ongoing research indicates that an average penis of a Shroomer extends 4.25 inches away from the base. Results may be weighted due to lack of sexual potency among moderators.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zeptosecond]
    #22598724 - 12/01/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Law: Every nation on earth need to create an steep carbon tax to piss off every consumer on the planet.

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #22598757 - 12/01/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Patlal stopped killing his roommates two years ago


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