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Adden

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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Zephen]
#21772174 - 06/06/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Met some "dumb hillbillies" who can make some great 'shine. Racist.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#21772211 - 06/06/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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God is real. He was under four feet tall, spoke with a lisp, and always dreamed of starring in a one-god-show on Broadway.
Unfortunately, he died sometime in the late 1990s. His remains were supposed to be interred into the mighty Gulf of Mexico, but some say his son Jesus just flushed the ashes down the toilet in a Paleto, Florida motel because he freaked out on a bad psychedelic trip.
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Anahata


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21772268 - 06/06/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Death will be the consequence for trolling or flaming.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21772280 - 06/06/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: God is real. He was under four feet tall, spoke with a lisp, and always dreamed of starring in a one-god-show on Broadway.
Unfortunately, he died sometime in the late 1990s. His remains were supposed to be interred into the mighty Gulf of Mexico, but some say his son Jesus just flushed the ashes down the toilet in a Paleto, Florida motel because he freaked out on a bad psychedelic trip.
then how the hell did he get arrested for selling cocaine to the church parishioners
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/23/god-accused-of-selling-co_n_108737.html?
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21772294 - 06/06/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I guess I got burned. God damn god. Jesus swore on the life of his father God was dead.
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zZZz
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Zephen]
#21772346 - 06/06/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zephen said:
Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?
i reckon that hillbilly wasnt as dumb as he looked
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21772396 - 06/06/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
moonrockmushy said:
I guess I got burned. God damn god. Jesus swore on the life of his father God was dead.
jesus is dirty mother fucker, he demands 10% of everything you make and then levies a punishment if you fail to pay, his daddy is his enforcer
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Anahata


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22596087 - 11/30/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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The first pages are hilarious, so bump!
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22596172 - 11/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pris lost his left middle finger in the war
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jahrastafareye
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Anahata]
#22596174 - 11/30/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Orphans never become succesful.
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koods
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22596185 - 11/30/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pris runs a home for orphans.
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jahrastafareye
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596202 - 11/30/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
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Sade
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596208 - 11/30/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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In Tennessee it is illegal to shoot any animals from a moving vehicle except for whales.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596218 - 11/30/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Pris runs a home for orphans.
also runs an indoor wind farm, and does hot air balloon rides. he saves a lot on fuel.
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22596839 - 11/30/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.
Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#22596866 - 11/30/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: Pris runs a home for orphans.
He has a home in the projects for orphans of police brutality and he hates his job
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante] 1
#22596882 - 11/30/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
jahrastafareye said: Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.
Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?
I think he's saying he has to force himself to like women.
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22596909 - 11/30/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not to like. Women are awesome. But sexually? Nah, when I was just born I once looked back and that was it for me.
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EllisDSox
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#22596959 - 11/30/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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They let Keanu Reeves play Buddha in a movie. Let's all just Jonestown it up based on this fact alone.
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Asante]
#22597010 - 11/30/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
jahrastafareye said: Homosexuality is a choice. Gays choose to not resist their urges.
You're saying that as if going against a biological urge is as easy as going along with it.
Try not breathing till you pass out. Its only an urge right?
Fucking explain this, now.
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