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NotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#21770967 - 06/06/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am the man who will bring peace and harmony to this world.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#21771009 - 06/06/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bottled water is resource efficient.
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metalfaith
Moron



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771043 - 06/06/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Humans make decisions based entirely on logic and facts.
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: metalfaith]
#21771068 - 06/06/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Chem trails are not real.
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NotTheDevil
Transhuman


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771076 - 06/06/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I will not implant a flashlight into my left index finger in 2 years.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#21771080 - 06/06/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The president is democratically elected.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771173 - 06/06/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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New law:
Procreation can only be done by people who fullfill these requirement:
- 18 years old - Minimum IQ of 105 - Full health - Within your BMI bracket - Able to pass the mandatory intelligence test
All other candidates will be refused.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771196 - 06/06/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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that sounds so condescending bro
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21771208 - 06/06/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: that sounds so condescending bro 
Well, see it that way, you won't have to deal with all the crap parenthood comes with.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771219 - 06/06/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..
im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771232 - 06/06/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771281 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo
Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...
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Asante
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771286 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
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TNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
#21771287 - 06/06/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Quote:
TheNatureKid said: Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo
Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...
haha
We need some more laws inhibiting peoples ability to be sarcastic on the internet.
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Detached
You know where...


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
#21771292 - 06/06/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
That is true.
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koods
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21771506 - 06/06/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zZZz said: that sounds so condescending bro 
It's called eugenics
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
#21771551 - 06/06/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Same thing, I guess
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Salomon
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz] 1
#21771916 - 06/06/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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it's only illegal to have sex with horses in Kentucky on Sunday
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Salomon]
#21771948 - 06/06/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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God damn churches!
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Zephen
Earholes


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
#21772164 - 06/06/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zZZz said: u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..
im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent
Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?
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