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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #21770967 - 06/06/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am the man who will bring peace and harmony to this world.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21771009 - 06/06/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bottled water is resource efficient.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771043 - 06/06/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Humans make decisions based entirely on logic and facts.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: metalfaith]
    #21771068 - 06/06/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Chem trails are not real.


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771076 - 06/06/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I will not implant a flashlight into my left index finger in 2 years.


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21771080 - 06/06/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The president is democratically elected.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771173 - 06/06/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

New law:

Procreation can only be done by people who fullfill these requirement:

- 18 years old
- Minimum IQ of 105
- Full health
- Within your BMI bracket
- Able to pass the mandatory intelligence test

All other candidates will be refused.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771196 - 06/06/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

that sounds so condescending bro :snub:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21771208 - 06/06/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
that sounds so condescending bro :snub:




Well, see it that way, you won't have to deal with all the crap parenthood comes with.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771219 - 06/06/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..

im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771232 - 06/06/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771281 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo




Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771286 - 06/06/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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OfflineTNK
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Patlal]
    #21771287 - 06/06/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Law: weight limit to eating at McDonald. 250lb+ gtfo




Well somebody weighs 249 pounds...




haha

We need some more laws inhibiting peoples ability to be sarcastic on the internet. :rolleyes:


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OfflineDetached
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: TNK]
    #21771292 - 06/06/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.

That is true.


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21771506 - 06/06/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zZZz said:
that sounds so condescending bro :snub:




It's called eugenics


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: koods]
    #21771551 - 06/06/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Same thing, I guess


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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21771916 - 06/06/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it's only illegal to have sex with horses in Kentucky on Sunday


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Offlineblackhawk
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: Salomon]
    #21771948 - 06/06/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God damn churches!  :shakefist:


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OfflineZephen
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Re: Make up a law or fact that could be true. [Re: zZZz]
    #21772164 - 06/06/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
u do realize it has been mostly the intelligent people who have been fucking up the world since it began right?..

im sorry, but dumb people dont make bombs, nor guns, nor dangerous drugs. dumb people just pick these things up, they're innocent




Ever seen a dumb hillbilly with a meth lab?


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