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Stage presence.
    #21769507 - 06/06/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Have a gig tonight in my hometown I'm slightly nervous about.  Mainly because I remember people not really being able to take a joke there and it being super run down and racist. 


It's my first time hosting a comedy event so I'm def on edge, but it's a fundraiser for "S.I.D.S" so no matter what it'll be sweet.


It's hard as hell to keep the negative off your face on stage and not start "Talking from the dark side".  Hosting I figure has to be way harder to keep the crowd enthralled and keep it going for each comedian....thankfully there's only 4 besides me.


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: vandago]
    #21769534 - 06/06/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do you dare throw in a dead baby joke in your bit?


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Matt87]
    #21769563 - 06/06/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What do you call it when you throw a baby into a woodchipper?


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: vandago]
    #21769572 - 06/06/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Drumroll.


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Matt87]
    #21769575 - 06/06/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A baby shower.


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: vandago]
    #21769593 - 06/06/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ba dum bum tshh!!


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Matt87] * 3
    #21769601 - 06/06/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Or turn yo mama jokes into yo baby jokes and attack the audience. Lol. Hey lady, your babys so ugly scorpion said "stay over there"!!


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: vandago]
    #21769611 - 06/06/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just feel it out. Good luck, and congratulations!


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Matt87]
    #21769612 - 06/06/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do you still got D sexy hair?

id be nervous too


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #21769722 - 06/06/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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AroundtheSon said:
Just feel it out. Good luck, and congratulations!




Is this a hidden dead baby joke or had the Internet fucked my mind?


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769782 - 06/06/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My hair is getting pretty damn long.  I am going to cut it soon.  I found a site that is nothing but hair auctions, so I'm gonna throw it up there lol


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: vandago]
    #21769933 - 06/06/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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vandago said:
Have a gig tonight in my hometown I'm slightly nervous about.  Mainly because I remember people not really being able to take a joke there and it being super run down and racist. 


It's my first time hosting a comedy event so I'm def on edge, but it's a fundraiser for "S.I.D.S" so no matter what it'll be sweet.


It's hard as hell to keep the negative off your face on stage and not start "Talking from the dark side".  Hosting I figure has to be way harder to keep the crowd enthralled and keep it going for each comedian....thankfully there's only 4 besides me.



Try to get a prescription for a beta blocker. Its helped me tremendously for presentations and things like that. Don't get me wrong, if you aren't prepared you're definitely gonna bomb. But it takes away most physical symptoms of nervousness for me


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21769965 - 06/06/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)


Beta blocker? You mean my manhood?

Naming my testicles beta and blocker just to make an alpha male joke.

And so it was written. Beta and blocker. Two peas in a nut sack.


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21770136 - 06/06/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Try to get a prescription for a beta blocker.





Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Beta blocker? You mean my manhood?

Naming my testicles beta and blocker just to make an alpha male joke.

And so it was written. Beta and blocker. Two peas in a nut sack.





50 Shades of Gay


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21770147 - 06/06/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's only one shade of gay, and it's extremely baby.

Why don't you be my Prisoner, and I'll put my number one in your number two.


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21770194 - 06/06/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hahaha

best gig i ever felt i ever had i meditated before.


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Re: Stage presence. [Re: MichAnon.ael]
    #21770247 - 06/06/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I always nap and chill and focus before a set......or I get smashed drunk and act like a fool.



I have this mainly written out.....it's a new crowd so I can just use a ton of old jokes I know work already.


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