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~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~
    #21768994 - 06/06/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Good morning motherfucking shroomery.  I'm utterly exhausted after three back-to-back nights of John K & the DC My Cats (the JGB-equivalent of DSO); and am just waking up and getting my morning binger in.

About to look at my first new paycheck after getting that promotion I've been angling for since December.  Seeing as how this'll probably be the last substantive pay bump I'll get for at least a few years, I kinda don't want to go look at my bank account because then the anticipation's all gone.

:feelsbadman: I like anticipation!







what are you motherfuckers doing today?  it's going to be beautiful in the morning and maybe rainy this afternoon (herein DC); i might go see an afternoon movie - i've heard that madmax shit is good


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
    #21769010 - 06/06/15 05:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

fine! i'm goin back to sleep~


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
    #21769011 - 06/06/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That madmax shit will rock your motherfucking world motherfucker


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
    #21769051 - 06/06/15 05:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Chartering a boat and going fishing in the Gulf with my father today.

Tonight? Going to make it rain and get titties rubbed in my face. There's a "Gentleman's Club" not far, but idk if it's one-legged Sally and Jackie "Two Balls".

I want some fucking cocaine, I thought Florida was riddled with it. I can achieve my life long dream of making both my John Thomas and heart explode at the same time.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Adden]
    #21769061 - 06/06/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Go talk to some Latinos. How have you not stumbled across coke in FL. I found coke before I found weed.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769076 - 06/06/15 06:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Coke is probably one of the easiest drugs to find. Just drive slowly through the poor neighbourhood with your windows down. Somebody will give you a whistle or something for you to stop and buy their drugs, or rob you. I went to an after hours bar once at 4 in the morning. Everybody was snorting coke. It was sketchy so I left and never went back.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #21769112 - 06/06/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Good mornin', y'all!

I've been up for an hour or so. I'm buzzin' pretty good on some Vivazen, and I'm about to hit my first mornin' grav. I might load up a good tobacco bowl in just a moment.

'Sup with y'all?

And Cocaine sucks. It just straight up sucks.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21769113 - 06/06/15 06:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You smoke tobacco out of a gravity bong?

Brb going to vomit.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21769118 - 06/06/15 06:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No :lol: I smoke bud out of gravs, I smoke tobacco out of briar.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21769125 - 06/06/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh thank goodness. I saw hit my morning grav and load up a tobacco bowl and literally fucking retched Hahaha.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21769136 - 06/06/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: That would be terrible


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769138 - 06/06/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hey EMC, just had breakfast and took a shit.
Not going to do fuck all today...
Just hit the vape pen, that was nice. Took some THC tincture, thatll knock me out for a few hours and kill all the pain in my legs/feet, cant wait for that..
Currently reading a book called "what lurks beneath", its about gigantic squids eating people..
Its pretty outside today, veru sunny and the birds are chirping, just a gentle lovely breeze also.
Wish I could do something fun.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769160 - 06/06/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Didn't you get any retarded dope pain killers? They cut giant holes in you leg to release pressure. Your feet were all 32 flavors of fucked up.

I'd be demanding the doctor shot pure fentanyl into my dick if that shit happened to me.

Idk how you're not a vegetable right now. You're a gnarly mother fucker.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769171 - 06/06/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They gave me low dose baby aspirin (81mg) and said take 1 daily. I was like WTF? I have gaping wounds and thats all I get? If I want good painkillers I have to go to the street... Which I wouldnt be able to walk to lol. I bought myself some T1's even though the doctor didnt even mention them.. THC is nearly good enough though thankfully.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769175 - 06/06/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They probably won't prescribe you shit because they know you overdosed. I'd say see another doctor and just tell him about the surgery and leave out the drugs, he'll probably write you a fat ass script.

But I think that's doctor shopping and not technically legal.

Fucking baby aspirin.. That's so upsetting. I was hoping you'd get hooked up, we all know you deserve it. Just because someone uses drugs they have to suffer in the medical system. It's sad but if you're caught abusing drugs you can basically cross off ever getting Painkillers ever again.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769187 - 06/06/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Im only in pain when I walk. If I keep my feet up it doesnt hurt too much. So I spend %99 of the day in a reclined position with my feet on a pillow. Its incredibly boring, I have so much energy and I cant do shit...


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769192 - 06/06/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Someone get this man a brazzers account Stat.

I need 50ccs of titties in this man's face asap.

I see a lot of masturbating in your future. :lol:

Let me know if this humor crosses a line ever. Jokes always get me through a tough time. I'll cut this shit out if it bothers you though.

Best of luck brother.

Also question, the Shroomery tattoo was on your leg wasn't it?

Did it live to tell the tale?


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769193 - 06/06/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The aspirin probably helps keep clots from forming. I imagine DVTs are a concern in your situation. Do you have to do any exercise or wear special socks?


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: koods]
    #21769203 - 06/06/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psychonautica, youre fine my froend :sun:
Jokes are great :awesomenod:

And yes the shroomery tattoo lives!! The fashiotoy site on that side of my leg comes within roughly 1 inch of the tattoo but they thankfully didnt cut into it. I woulda been pissed as all hell if they did.

Koods, yes the aspirin is more so for the blood thinning than the pain. So if you think about it they didnt actually send me home with any painkillers for the pain at all. But like Ive mentioned, Im only in real pain when i try and walk. If I sit with my legs up all day Im in very little pain.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769518 - 06/06/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hookers are in your near future zombie


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: rackem]
    #21769523 - 06/06/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I do wanna hit a strip club soon, its been ages.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769583 - 06/06/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i dunno how it is up there.. but instead of banging her.. have her come over and cook ya a good meal and send her home..

it doesnt suck..


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: rackem]
    #21769595 - 06/06/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Canada has awesome strippers.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769675 - 06/06/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im awake from my nap and in dire need of foodstuffs.  raged a little too hard this week; my body is SORE and making it VERY APPARENT that it's not happy with me.

legs, back, jaw, all hurting like a motherfucker


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
    #21769687 - 06/06/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Obligatory joke about sucking too much dick here.


Pretty common injuries at the glory hole eh?

Only joking lol.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: rackem]
    #21769770 - 06/06/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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hookers are in your near future zombie



id rather jerk my pud

hookers phoooey


I just creamed
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: SunnyD]
    #21769775 - 06/06/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I met a few strippers Id bang. Most of them smell like cotton candy :awesomenod:

Niagara Falls and Gatineau, cant stay the night in either of those cities without hitting the rippers...


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769786 - 06/06/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe D gay is clouding me judgment

but i wouldnt really want anything to do with male strippers either



for sexual interest to peak
i gotta like the person first


but thats just me


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: SunnyD]
    #21769787 - 06/06/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

rackem said:
hookers are in your near future zombie



id rather jerk my pud

hookers phoooey


I just creamed



Where?


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: SunnyD]
    #21769792 - 06/06/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A lot of strippers are people too. Theres no reason you cant talk to them and become attracted. Though its quite hard to do in the club. Ive met 2 strippers outside of a club who I never would haveguessed were strippers, they were both seemingly awesome girls...


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769822 - 06/06/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd service zombi3 no charge


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: koods]
    #21769828 - 06/06/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:datass:


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769850 - 06/06/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll make your toes cur....err... eyes roll back in yer head.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769859 - 06/06/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Will someone Google amputee foot fetish for me, I'm scared to do it.
. I'm just kidding. Totally googling that shit.. For uhh.. For zombi3.. Yeh. Not to fap

Just found a blog about a general fucked up foot fetish, it's mainly casted feet from broken bones, but if that's softcore porn zombi3 I'd a gangbang money shot

http://castsandfeet.com/casts-and-feet/


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769861 - 06/06/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Canada has awesome strippers.




Montreal has really good gay strip clubs. :naughty:


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: koods]
    #21769865 - 06/06/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Never been to a gay strip club. Or any strip club in Montreal. Montreal is far away and typically expensive. I also dont speak a word of french.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769883 - 06/06/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Will someone Google amputee foot fetish for me, I'm scared to do it.
. I'm just kidding. Totally googling that shit.. For uhh.. For zombi3.. Yeh. Not to fap

Just found a blog about a general fucked up foot fetish, it's mainly casted feet from broken bones, but if that's softcore porn zombi3 I'd a gangbang money shot

http://castsandfeet.com/casts-and-feet/




I wouldn't fetishize his feet. He's just really hot, toes or not.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: koods]
    #21769898 - 06/06/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am a handsome young man. :awehigh:


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: koods]
    #21769920 - 06/06/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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rackem said:
hookers are in your near future zombie



id rather jerk my pud

hookers phoooey


I just creamed



Where?



All over D stomache


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769931 - 06/06/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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A lot of strippers are people too. Theres no reason you cant talk to them and become attracted. Though its quite hard to do in the club. Ive met 2 strippers outside of a club who I never would haveguessed were strippers, they were both seemingly awesome girls...



Nah I never said I would never


Most stripper, are just people making money
a man/womens gotta eat :smirk:


I just don't usually go to the club,


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769952 - 06/06/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I am a handsome young man. :awehigh:



Probably not going to be a toesome young man, so handsome works.


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: SunnyD]
    #21769963 - 06/06/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

strippers know how to have a good time.

most of which good times involved copious amounts of droogs


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769992 - 06/06/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:wink:


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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: SunnyD]
    #21770001 - 06/06/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hell I might apply to be a stripper one day,
I just need to get more fit,  and get that wear and tear


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