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~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~
#21768994 - 06/06/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good morning motherfucking shroomery. I'm utterly exhausted after three back-to-back nights of John K & the DC My Cats (the JGB-equivalent of DSO); and am just waking up and getting my morning binger in.
About to look at my first new paycheck after getting that promotion I've been angling for since December. Seeing as how this'll probably be the last substantive pay bump I'll get for at least a few years, I kinda don't want to go look at my bank account because then the anticipation's all gone.
I like anticipation!
what are you motherfuckers doing today? it's going to be beautiful in the morning and maybe rainy this afternoon (herein DC); i might go see an afternoon movie - i've heard that madmax shit is good
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
#21769010 - 06/06/15 05:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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fine! i'm goin back to sleep~
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Senor_Doobie
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
#21769011 - 06/06/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That madmax shit will rock your motherfucking world motherfucker
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: memes]
#21769051 - 06/06/15 05:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Chartering a boat and going fishing in the Gulf with my father today.
Tonight? Going to make it rain and get titties rubbed in my face. There's a "Gentleman's Club" not far, but idk if it's one-legged Sally and Jackie "Two Balls".
I want some fucking cocaine, I thought Florida was riddled with it. I can achieve my life long dream of making both my John Thomas and heart explode at the same time.
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Psychonautica
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Adden]
#21769061 - 06/06/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go talk to some Latinos. How have you not stumbled across coke in FL. I found coke before I found weed.
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Coke is probably one of the easiest drugs to find. Just drive slowly through the poor neighbourhood with your windows down. Somebody will give you a whistle or something for you to stop and buy their drugs, or rob you. I went to an after hours bar once at 4 in the morning. Everybody was snorting coke. It was sketchy so I left and never went back.
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Lophosaurus]
#21769112 - 06/06/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good mornin', y'all!
I've been up for an hour or so. I'm buzzin' pretty good on some Vivazen, and I'm about to hit my first mornin' grav. I might load up a good tobacco bowl in just a moment.
'Sup with y'all?
And Cocaine sucks. It just straight up sucks.
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Psychonautica
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You smoke tobacco out of a gravity bong?
Brb going to vomit.
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No I smoke bud out of gravs, I smoke tobacco out of briar.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Psychonautica
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Oh thank goodness. I saw hit my morning grav and load up a tobacco bowl and literally fucking retched Hahaha.
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That would be terrible
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Zombi3
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Hey EMC, just had breakfast and took a shit. Not going to do fuck all today... Just hit the vape pen, that was nice. Took some THC tincture, thatll knock me out for a few hours and kill all the pain in my legs/feet, cant wait for that.. Currently reading a book called "what lurks beneath", its about gigantic squids eating people.. Its pretty outside today, veru sunny and the birds are chirping, just a gentle lovely breeze also. Wish I could do something fun.
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
#21769160 - 06/06/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Didn't you get any retarded dope pain killers? They cut giant holes in you leg to release pressure. Your feet were all 32 flavors of fucked up.
I'd be demanding the doctor shot pure fentanyl into my dick if that shit happened to me.
Idk how you're not a vegetable right now. You're a gnarly mother fucker.
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Zombi3
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They gave me low dose baby aspirin (81mg) and said take 1 daily. I was like WTF? I have gaping wounds and thats all I get? If I want good painkillers I have to go to the street... Which I wouldnt be able to walk to lol. I bought myself some T1's even though the doctor didnt even mention them.. THC is nearly good enough though thankfully.
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
#21769175 - 06/06/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They probably won't prescribe you shit because they know you overdosed. I'd say see another doctor and just tell him about the surgery and leave out the drugs, he'll probably write you a fat ass script.
But I think that's doctor shopping and not technically legal.
Fucking baby aspirin.. That's so upsetting. I was hoping you'd get hooked up, we all know you deserve it. Just because someone uses drugs they have to suffer in the medical system. It's sad but if you're caught abusing drugs you can basically cross off ever getting Painkillers ever again.
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Zombi3
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Im only in pain when I walk. If I keep my feet up it doesnt hurt too much. So I spend %99 of the day in a reclined position with my feet on a pillow. Its incredibly boring, I have so much energy and I cant do shit...
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
#21769192 - 06/06/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Someone get this man a brazzers account Stat.
I need 50ccs of titties in this man's face asap.
I see a lot of masturbating in your future. 
Let me know if this humor crosses a line ever. Jokes always get me through a tough time. I'll cut this shit out if it bothers you though.
Best of luck brother.
Also question, the Shroomery tattoo was on your leg wasn't it?
Did it live to tell the tale?
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Edited by Psychonautica (06/06/15 07:21 AM)
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
#21769193 - 06/06/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The aspirin probably helps keep clots from forming. I imagine DVTs are a concern in your situation. Do you have to do any exercise or wear special socks?
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Edited by koods (06/06/15 07:23 AM)
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Zombi3
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: koods]
#21769203 - 06/06/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica, youre fine my froend  Jokes are great 
And yes the shroomery tattoo lives!! The fashiotoy site on that side of my leg comes within roughly 1 inch of the tattoo but they thankfully didnt cut into it. I woulda been pissed as all hell if they did.
Koods, yes the aspirin is more so for the blood thinning than the pain. So if you think about it they didnt actually send me home with any painkillers for the pain at all. But like Ive mentioned, Im only in real pain when i try and walk. If I sit with my legs up all day Im in very little pain.
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Re: ~~*~~EMC MOTHAFUCKAS~~*~ [Re: Zombi3]
#21769518 - 06/06/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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hookers are in your near future zombie
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