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InvisiblePsychonautica
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600 pound woman paid to eat
    #21768418 - 06/06/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



How in the fuck... Jesus fucking H christ dude... I cannot understand this.

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I've tried everything that you can possibly imagine, the cabbage diet, and this diet and the rice diet...




BITCH HAVE YOU TRIED EXERCISE.

I'm not into fitness but jesus mother fucking christ. How does your life amount to this?


Sorry to the religious folks for using the lords name in vain but JESUS FUCK.

This girl went from 350 to 600 pounds in nine years. She's so fat she can't exit a grocery store, because she doesnt fit through the isles or even fucking move on her own.

I can't even handle this right now. Someone experience this with me.

I'm not in shape by anymeans, I have a dad body for sure, I look like a middle aged man with a 12 year olds face but fucking shit dick batman.

This girl is a god damn hamplanet.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21768431 - 06/06/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why can't I get paid money for this shit? I can pack away a LOT of food ya know...


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Crystal G]
    #21768460 - 06/06/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Weren't you like, a dominatrix though?

Maybe you should corner the market, fat chick dominatrix? Plus some people have drug fetishes too.

You got a triple concoction of fetishes there, I'd say start packin on the bacon and live it up.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Crystal G]
    #21768461 - 06/06/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They must not pay that well from the looks of her crib. Too fat to shop. The motorized carts have a 500# limit. The only solution is peapod. That or losing a fuckton of weight but the latter would put her out of work.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21768466 - 06/06/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Honestly, at that point I'd consider surgery to lose weight.

She's probably too fat to exercise at this point, but why wasn't she doing anything 300 pounds ago?


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768483 - 06/06/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Weren't you like, a dominatrix though?

Maybe you should corner the market, fat chick dominatrix? Plus some people have drug fetishes too.

You got a triple concoction of fetishes there, I'd say start packin on the bacon and live it up.




If I can get a corner on the drug market, that'd be plenty. I would OD for free, if I could get paid for that shit it would be my dream job honestly :lolsy:


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Crystal G]
    #21768488 - 06/06/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Have you seen the Nat. Geo. Drugs Inc episode about meth?

There's a gay man who gets paid to inject meth on camera as a fetish, not even bullshitting. It sounds fuckin fantastic to me. I'd be down to do a bunch of drugs and masturbate for money.

Fuck it.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768530 - 06/06/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm hungry


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768531 - 06/06/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Have you seen the Nat. Geo. Drugs Inc episode about meth?

There's a gay man who gets paid to inject meth on camera as a fetish, not even bullshitting. It sounds fuckin fantastic to me. I'd be down to do a bunch of drugs and masturbate for money.

Fuck it.




WTF i do that shit sober already

how the fuck do i get in on this?!?!!?!?1


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Crystal G]
    #21768537 - 06/06/15 01:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



No idea, move to San Francisco?

Dude says he shoots up a half gram at a time though.

He does it on camera in about 5:00 in. I'm not gonna look and see where he explains how he gets the money though, but I'm pretty sure he mentions it.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768546 - 06/06/15 01:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This made me really hungry brb.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21768550 - 06/06/15 01:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The gay meth head, or the fat chick?


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768555 - 06/06/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Actually, that was a great video.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768577 - 06/06/15 01:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I hope clicking on an embedded youtube vid doesn't get tagged on an account. I don't need any gay meth head channel suggestions. I'll find that shit myself for some threads here


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21768583 - 06/06/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It does get tagged on the account lol.

The documentary is about meth in San Francisco, so it's not all about gay people

but it's like 93 percent about gay prostitutes injecting meth in hotel rooms on camera for money.

Basically my life story.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768594 - 06/06/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
It does get tagged on the account lol.

The documentary is about meth in San Francisco, so it's not all about gay people

but it's like 93 percent about gay prostitutes injecting meth in hotel rooms on camera for money.

Basically my life story.




I probably have a meth injection fetish myself. Nothing gets me more horney then thinking about someone or myself shooting meth.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21768598 - 06/06/15 01:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can't watch people shoot up, I'm a little bitch about it. It makes me cringe. It's not blood, or anything, it's the hollow fucking needle that's fucked up.


Also that feeling when they pull the IV out of your arm.


UUUUUGHHH FUCKKK NOO.

I've had far too many extended stays in a hospital to handle that shit.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: blackhawk]
    #21768601 - 06/06/15 01:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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blackhawk said:
I'm hungry






You should eat soemthin'


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768605 - 06/06/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
I can't watch people shoot up, I'm a little bitch about it. It makes me cringe. It's not blood, or anything, it's the hollow fucking needle that's fucked up.


Also that feeling when they pull the IV out of your arm.


UUUUUGHHH FUCKKK NOO.

I've had far too many extended stays in a hospital to handle that shit.




If I see a video of someone shooting up meth or coke I instantly think it is incredibly sexy. Idk man once you have done it you get weird associations and the needle fetish is legit and I think injections are really hot.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21768611 - 06/06/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've had injections in hospitals, but that's probably not the same huh?

I love me some IV morphine, I just don't have the balls to do it myself.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768615 - 06/06/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well I hooked up one time after doing a massive shot of meth and just thinking about doing that shot and how intense it was after holy shit mate.

Meth IV and sex/ porn are very closely linked for me.


I haven't tweaked in a year but if I need to fap the first thing I think about is defs some of those big shots.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21768620 - 06/06/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Quote:

blackhawk said:
I'm hungry






You should eat soemthin'



yeah man I wish.

My car's in the driveway and my mom's car is blocking it and I can't find her keys and I don't want to wake her.
Could have gone to this 24/7 deli right now. #thestruggle


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: blackhawk]
    #21768636 - 06/06/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

damn bruh.
U ain't got none food in none house meow?


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21768640 - 06/06/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

None of your neighbors have family pets either?

Just kidding.


Mostly


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: blackhawk] * 3
    #21768645 - 06/06/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The doctors and healthcare professionals fed her the information.
She could not digest what she was being told.
she pleaded with the doctors to sugar-coat it.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: druqs]
    #21768652 - 06/06/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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The doctors and healthcare professionals fed her the information.
She could not digest what she was being told.
she pleaded with the doctors to sugar-coat it.





, but they said, "no."
"What you need is some wheat and raisins."


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21768665 - 06/06/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
damn bruh.
U ain't got none food in none house meow?



mostly breakfast foods. I'm a big boy though, I need me a double bacon cheese burger :peyotezen:


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: blackhawk]
    #21768670 - 06/06/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blackhawk said:
Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
damn bruh.
U ain't got none food in none house meow?



mostly breakfast foods. I'm a big boy though, I need me a double bacon cheese burger :peyotezen:





I eat cereal a lot.
And look at me.


:whatyougonnado:



What kind of cereal is it?


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21768705 - 06/06/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

honey nut cheerioes and coco puffs


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: blackhawk]
    #21768713 - 06/06/15 02:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you've never eaten ramen and cereal out of the same bowl at the same time you've never been high enough.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768725 - 06/06/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL

I never got that high

My next burger at red robins is free. Going there today :datass:


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: blackhawk]
    #21768737 - 06/06/15 02:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I ate Ramen Noodles, Nutella, and Lucky Charms with milk once when I was high as fuck.

Not sure why but I'm strangely fucking proud of that.


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Re: 600 pound woman paid to eat [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21768845 - 06/06/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:wtfsonic::youjelly:


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