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Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT
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I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
I'm not good at deciphering the legal business on their paper, but it sounds like I owe them $65 + $150 base charge... Ok I can live with that.
My REAL terror is my future job applications. How bad will this end up looking if I comply and pay the fines?
I reside in PA. Enlil, or any other court minded individual would help!
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766217 - 06/05/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you being charged with anything?
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766229 - 06/05/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I doubt something like that would go on your record. I think churches give food away. You could go to a day labor place or ask the people in your neighbourhood if they have any work you can do.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Herbologist] 4
#21766231 - 06/05/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's dumb.... When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.
Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766236 - 06/05/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why didn't you fucking run??
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766259 - 06/05/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766261 - 06/05/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If there was no police involved you will be fine
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Supachopped719]
#21766265 - 06/05/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Supachopped719 said: That's dumb.... When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.
Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21766273 - 06/05/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had a friend who stole a bunch of bottles from Walmart and finally got caught. I don't remember him getting in much legal trouble even though he was underage. I know he had to pay them a fine and reimburse all the bottles they could pin on him from a series of shoplifts.
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theonlysun81
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Gorlax]
#21766343 - 06/05/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have tried just walking out with the stuff. I've actually done that with a futon. Me and some buddies were bringing it to the front and it was at night and we were like, you know we could just walk out with this. So we did.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766366 - 06/05/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
Mistake number one, shop lifting at WalMart.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Herbologist]
#21766406 - 06/05/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Are you being charged with anything?
That's my first question
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766451 - 06/05/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
I'm not good at deciphering the legal business on their paper, but it sounds like I owe them $65 + $150 base charge... Ok I can live with that.
My REAL terror is my future job applications. How bad will this end up looking if I comply and pay the fines?
I reside in PA. Enlil, or any other court minded individual would help!
Haha, why didn't you just walk out with it like you meant it?
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Psychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: propensity]
#21766456 - 06/05/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Should have just started screaming about the old country.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21766467 - 06/05/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That shit won't show up on anything other than at WalMart. You are Golden!
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: TNK]
#21766471 - 06/05/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I was hungry and needed food I was tweaking and just sprinted out with a ton of food and the cashier yelled at me lol and I just ran into a hotel room and went up the elevator then ran through a mall then came back home.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21766517 - 06/05/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't believe anyone would steal food (in the developed world), maybe if you live in the middle of nowhere, and have exhausted all other avenues, but free food is so easy to come by in my experience. Most towns have at least one food bank, sometimes they're only open some days so you'll have to plan. Also you can get food stamps, even same day vouchers if it is an emergency.
Were police involved or just store security?
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Psychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21766521 - 06/05/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hope police we're involved, if not he just got robbed 150 bucks by store security.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21766531 - 06/05/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If the police didn't come and you didnt get a court date it won't be on your record. Pay the fine or else you might get a court date in the mail. If you were trespassed don't go back and especially don't steal from them again. Stealing at a place your trespassed from is considered felony burglary in a lot of states.
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diablo33180
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Magicman69]
#21766538 - 06/05/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you considered fishing catching easy game?
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: diablo33180] 1
#21766544 - 06/05/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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YOULL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
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Jean-guy Masta
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21766610 - 06/05/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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While traveling I stole a steak once I putted it in my pants , I went throught the doors and shit it triggered the alarm , I RAN the fuck off 
But yea man food bank or pan handle ftw
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Psychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766617 - 06/05/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The alarm triggered for a fucking steak?
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766629 - 06/05/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jean-guy Masta said: While traveling I stole a steak once I putted it in my pants , I went throught the doors and shit it triggered the alarm , I RAN the fuck off 
But yea man food bank or pan handle ftw 
One time I stole a 3kg cheesecake by stuffing it up the front of my hoodie and half in my pants.
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diablo33180
Spaghetti Monster



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766631 - 06/05/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: While traveling I stole a steak once I putted it in my pants , I went throught the doors and shit it triggered the alarm , I RAN the fuck off 
But yea man food bank or pan handle ftw 
Im almost 100% sure that that is bullshit unless they stuck a magnetic tag on it...which aint cheep
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: diablo33180]
#21766638 - 06/05/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Actually they are dirt cheap.
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BoomerMan420
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Gorlax]
#21766644 - 06/05/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey totally off topic but is that Kurt sippin' Barre?
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diablo33180
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21766651 - 06/05/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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720 for about 100$ , but still stick them on cheep stuff is a waste... on top of that stick it on meat.... yeaaaaa
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766654 - 06/05/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah there's quite a few food pantry's out there go register with one. You will receive some good stuff. You can regularly find yourself getting the overpriced stuff from health food stores for free.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: diablo33180]
#21766664 - 06/05/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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diablo33180 said: 720 for about 100$ , but still stick them on cheep stuff is a waste... on top of that stick it on meat.... yeaaaaa
Steaks are expensive these days. At least around where I am.
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Jean-guy Masta
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21766697 - 06/05/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea was a fatass steak the code was on the package ,I was in BC shit is expensive I'm not fucking at all
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diablo33180
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766711 - 06/05/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: Yea was a fatass steak the code was on the package ,I was in BC shit is expensive I'm not fucking at all
shieeeeeet my bad down south meats cheep , but i can imagine up north shit must be different.
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ModestMouse
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Magicman69]
#21767276 - 06/05/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No police involvement. I will pay the fine and move on. I hope nothing else comes from it. This was my first time stealing and I got caught. Karma.
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21767284 - 06/05/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: No police involvement. I will pay the fine and move on. I hope nothing else comes from it. This was my first time stealing and I got caught. Karma.
Best way to steal if you are a noob stealer is just to grab what you want and sprint as fast as you can out the front door. That's how I have done it two times and it was one hell of a rush.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21767327 - 06/05/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Literally the worst way to steal anything. Lrn2SleightOfHand
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767342 - 06/05/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know it is probably the worst way but what OP did was even lamer. If you are gonna get caught you mainline it out of the store.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21767356 - 06/05/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is going on your permanent record

Also it's always funny when thieves get caught
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Psychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21767358 - 06/05/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My buddy use to work at walmart and he would box stuff, find a piece of furniture or something and just start stuffing it with shit, he ended up stealing like thousands of dollars worth of shit over the years and never got caught.
He'd put video games in the box, and whatever else he wanted to steal, then went and bought the furniture, the alarms went off and no one was any the wiser, they just assumed it was a fluke in the system. Granted this takes a few weeks of adding objects to the box every once and a while.
Did this for years and never got found out, eventually quit because walmart.
Also how come when Ipraytomushrooms steals everyone flips shit but when modest mouse steals its cool?
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Edited by Psychonautica (06/05/15 07:38 PM)
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: TNK]
#21767370 - 06/05/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said:
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ModestMouse said: I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
Mistake number one, shop lifting at WalMart.
Walmart is one of the best places to shoplift from. I'm actually shocked they bothered stopping you for $65, there's gotta be a new loss prevention guy or something. Walmart has a policy in the loss prevention branch to make note of who you are and what you when you shoplift so as not to confront you until you've taken 250$ in one trip or 1k accumulative. 250$ is the minimum amount to get in serious trouble, don't write it on your applications like an idiot and you'll be fine.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: metaphoric]
#21767391 - 06/05/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't believe this thread made it this far without someone expressing moral outrage that OP was stealing. Only a few more posts until it turns into religion/race debate though.
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Cj-B
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21767427 - 06/05/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got a speeding ticket in Wisconsin, but I live in IL. I know Wisconsin isn't part of that retarded Drivers License Compact so unsure if I can get away with not paying it. ENLIL HELP.
also . Thats the dumbest method of stealing I've heard in quite awhile.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Cj-B]
#21767431 - 06/05/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have warrants in other states, so I'm sure you'll be fine not paying a speeding ticket. They can't revoke your license as far as I know.
Just don't go back to WI
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21767432 - 06/05/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If i were you i wouldve pulled a tower records and ended up working for walmart by the end of the day.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Supachopped719] 1
#21767446 - 06/05/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Supachopped719 said: That's dumb.... When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.
Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!
Some self checkouts (most/all?) have a scale underneath the plastic bags that has to match up with the product weight. If your barcode says you just bought a 10oz cup but you drop 5 pounds of NY strip on the scale the machine will notify the attendant to check your bags.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Confucian]
#21767466 - 06/05/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Doubt you'll be charged with anything. If police weren't involved, you should not have to worry but don't go back to the store.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Confucian]
#21767487 - 06/05/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can choose "Don't bag this item" and then you don't have to weigh it.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: BoomerMan420]
#21767525 - 06/05/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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BoomerMan420 said: Hey totally off topic but is that Kurt sippin' Barre?
Yeah it is. There's a story on it if you google it. Before he died he was drinking a shit ton of lean.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings] 2
#21767535 - 06/05/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: I can't believe this thread made it this far without someone expressing moral outrage that OP was stealing. Only a few more posts until it turns into religion/race debate though.
1. He was stealing food and would stave to death if he didn't get some nutrition in his system.
2. Stealing from Wal-Mart doesn't really count because they are a hated evil corporation.
Bottom line, this act was morally justifiable.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Magicman69]
#21767546 - 06/05/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Magicman69 said: especially don't steal from them again. Stealing at a place your trespassed from is considered felony burglary in a lot of states.
how about stop stealing period? Put that effort into getting a job. Stealing is unnecessary. You can have anything in the world you want, you cant have everything you want.. but if you commit your mind to something 100% and are dedicated and determined to getting it, you can have just about anything you imagine. Stop fucking stealing. please. Im not judging you MM. I know everyone goes through tough times and has their challenges. I really hate having my shit stolen so I rip on anyone who steals.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Supachopped719]
#21767558 - 06/05/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Supachopped719 said: That's dumb.... When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.
Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!
Then you place it in the bagging area and it says assisstant approval needed. They walk over and see family size fun pack of chicken tenders in the bag, and cup on the screen and fix it for you. Then you stand there scratching your head like a dumbass trying to figure out what to do now. The only way i could see this trick working is if you open up a case of beer and soda, and swap them out. Even then i feel lile beer cans might weigh slightly less.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#21767567 - 06/05/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes I buy meat and shit and ring it up as banana's.
Never had trouble yet, and I get meat for like 79 cents a pound. 
It's walmart bro, no one gets paid enough to give a fuck. IF it does say wait for associate usually they just mindlessly smash the buttons to advance the screen.
You think those mother fuckers checking receipts at the cost co exit gives two shits in a bucket if you steal a box of cinnamon rolls? Probably not.
Not even trying to argue really, I think the point is OP fucked up. If they catch you weighing shit up as banana's too you can just be like "HERP DERP IDK HOW TO COMPOOPER TEACH ME I'M SORRY"
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Edited by Psychonautica (06/05/15 08:45 PM)
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21767606 - 06/05/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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trekie said: This is going on your permanent record

Also it's always funny when thieves get caught
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Burke Dennings said: I can't believe this thread made it this far without someone expressing moral outrage that OP was stealing. Only a few more posts until it turns into religion/race debate though.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767607 - 06/05/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
#21767634 - 06/05/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ncogneato said: I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.
Wanna order me a pizza?
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Edited by Psychonautica (06/05/15 08:59 PM)
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767641 - 06/05/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im going to guess that op isn't black since the cops didn't shoot him on sight.(and so it begins)
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767646 - 06/05/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No. But I have some left over spaghetti if you are hungry.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
#21767649 - 06/05/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ncogneato said: When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.
Ya but they can barter that meal for a hit of crack or something.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
#21767651 - 06/05/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ncogneato said: No. But I have some left over spaghetti if you are hungry.
Can you please put spaghetti in an envelope and mail it to me. That would make me so happy. I want a sopping wet, marinara soaked envelope.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767660 - 06/05/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just realized why you got caught, it is because of the weight sensor at the self check-out, your item didn't match it's assigned weight which is why it notified an attendant.
Noob mistake.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
#21767713 - 06/05/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ncogneato said: When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.
totally. I'd throw tons of slop down someones throat if a person told me they were hungry. Its better to swollow your pride and ask for help than swollowing you know what in jail.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: sprinkles]
#21767742 - 06/05/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You guys are all fucking talk.
Where's my god damn pizza.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767777 - 06/05/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry I decided to spend that money getting your mom drunk. I'm totally gonna DSHSB
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: trekie]
#21767784 - 06/05/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That bish had 7 kids breh.
My siblings and I tore that shit up. Enjoy.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767794 - 06/05/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway . It's ok I'll last longer . Also wouldn't have been the first time.
I lay pipe(in my case more like a brick ) like it's my job .
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: trekie]
#21767835 - 06/05/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I used to always put do not bag this item. Never had problems. Always bought a bunch of other shit and a couple of the cups anyway. If the minimum wage worker who hates their job wanted to say something I would say, 'hey bro, I'll leave you a fat ass nugget of some fire, just take a hike!'
Everyone has their price, and just by their job I know those worker's price ain't that high.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21767939 - 06/05/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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better off learning dumpster timings for things... most places *must* throw baking food and produce away daily. silly way to attempt to steal as well.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: trekie]
#21767945 - 06/05/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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trekie said: It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway . It's ok I'll last longer . Also wouldn't have been the first time.
I lay pipe(in my case more like a brick ) like it's my job .

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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: sprinkles]
#21768106 - 06/05/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sprinkles said:
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Ncogneato said: When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.
totally. I'd throw tons of slop down someones throat if a person told me they were hungry. Its better to swollow your pride and ask for help than swollowing you know what in jail.
Lol sometimes when my friends bitch to much about being hungry i offer to buy them a meal. We go somewhere like McDonald's or something, and i tell them they have to eat a shitload of food in like five minutes, just so i can watch them stuff their face.
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21768124 - 06/05/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: No police involvement. I will pay the fine and move on. I hope nothing else comes from it. This was my first time stealing and I got caught. Karma.
Best way to steal if you are a noob stealer is just to grab what you want and sprint as fast as you can out the front door. That's how I have done it two times and it was one hell of a rush.
That's ridiculous. I remember being 14 taking bottles of delsyum by putting it in a hand basket and constantly slowly peeling the box open. I'd go to a blind spot in the cameras go to tie my show and put the bottle in my pocket whilst putting the delusion box back.
Anyway tough break dude I'm sorry
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#21768170 - 06/05/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My sister and my buddy's ex once got caught stealing underwear and bumper stickers and shit from a novelty store. The store owner locked them in a back room and made them call someone to pay. My buddy and i drove down there, and i was like "sure, i'll pay for it, how much?" the guy was like "45 buck plus 400 or i call the cops" at which point i told him he would hand those girls over to me, and get NOTHING otherwise I'M calling the cops for kidnapping and extortion. guy didn't know what to say to that. guy unlocked the office, and we walked outta there and never heard another word about it
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ballsalsa]
#21768257 - 06/05/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: My sister and my buddy's ex once got caught stealing underwear and bumper stickers and shit from a novelty store. The store owner locked them in a back room and made them call someone to pay. My buddy and i drove down there, and i was like "sure, i'll pay for it, how much?" the guy was like "45 buck plus 400 or i call the cops" at which point i told him he would hand those girls over to me, and get NOTHING otherwise I'M calling the cops for kidnapping and extortion. guy didn't know what to say to that. guy unlocked the office, and we walked outta there and never heard another word about it
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21768332 - 06/06/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kind of dumb, when I stole food I'd just put what I wanted in the hand cart and make my way to the front of the store like I was going to the checkout lanes, scoping for anyone noticing me; customers, bag boys, manager or potential security guard - then just B-line for the door, walk, not fast, but not slow either, move with purpose, choose a door thats closest to the street outside (or furthest from employes) and continue walking for the street, when you reach the street, you collect your food and leave the basket at the property line. This works almost every time, and if you get caught you can at any time drop the basket and bail, plain clothes los prevention employees never see it coming and almost never even know, its usually the checker or bag boy that will see you and raise alarm, if blocked you can say you just got a disturbing text of an emergency nature and hand it over and walk away, if your approached in the parking lot just bail. once your off the property legally they cannot touch you - only plain clothes police or undercover (if they announce they are law enforcement) - I guess if your black your liable to just be shot though, so if your african american this is all null.
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