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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: sprinkles]
    #21767742 - 06/05/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You guys are all fucking talk.


Where's my god damn pizza.


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767777 - 06/05/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry I decided to spend that money getting your mom drunk. I'm totally gonna DSHSB


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: trekie]
    #21767784 - 06/05/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That bish had 7 kids breh.


My siblings and I tore that shit up. Enjoy.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767794 - 06/05/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway . It's ok I'll last longer . Also wouldn't have been the first time.


I lay pipe(in my case more like a brick ) like it's my job .

:smug:


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: trekie]
    #21767835 - 06/05/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I used to always put do not bag this item. Never had problems. Always bought a bunch of other shit and a couple of the cups anyway. If the minimum wage worker who hates their job wanted to say something I would say, 'hey bro, I'll leave you a fat ass nugget of some fire, just take a hike!'

Everyone has their price, and just by their job I know those worker's price ain't that high.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21767939 - 06/05/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

better off learning dumpster timings for things... most places *must* throw baking food and produce away daily. silly way to attempt to steal as well.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: trekie]
    #21767945 - 06/05/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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trekie said:
It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway . It's ok I'll last longer . Also wouldn't have been the first time.


I lay pipe(in my case more like a brick ) like it's my job .

:smug:




setting phaser to ass pounding


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: sprinkles]
    #21768106 - 06/05/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ncogneato said:
When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.





totally.  I'd throw tons of slop down someones throat if a person told me they were hungry.  Its better to swollow your pride and ask for help than swollowing you know what in jail.



Lol sometimes when my friends bitch to much about being hungry i offer to buy them a meal. We go somewhere like McDonald's or something, and i tell them they have to eat a shitload of food in like five minutes, just so i can watch them stuff their face.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21768124 - 06/05/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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No police involvement. I will pay the fine and move on.
I hope nothing else comes from it. This was my first time stealing and I got caught. Karma.




Best way to steal if you are a noob stealer is just to grab what you want and sprint as fast as you can out the front door. That's how I have done it two times and it was one hell of a rush.



That's ridiculous. I remember being 14 taking bottles of delsyum by putting it in a hand basket and constantly slowly peeling the box open. I'd go to a blind spot in the cameras go to tie my show and put the bottle in my pocket whilst putting the delusion box back.

Anyway tough break dude I'm sorry


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21768170 - 06/05/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My sister and my buddy's ex once got caught stealing underwear and bumper stickers and shit from a novelty store.  The store owner locked them in a back room and made them call someone to pay.  My buddy and i drove down there, and i was like "sure, i'll pay for it, how much?"  the guy was like "45 buck plus 400 or i call the cops"  at which point i told him he would hand those girls over to me, and get NOTHING otherwise I'M calling the cops for kidnapping and extortion.  guy didn't know what to say to that.  guy unlocked the office, and we walked outta there and never heard another word about it


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21768257 - 06/05/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
My sister and my buddy's ex once got caught stealing underwear and bumper stickers and shit from a novelty store.  The store owner locked them in a back room and made them call someone to pay.  My buddy and i drove down there, and i was like "sure, i'll pay for it, how much?"  the guy was like "45 buck plus 400 or i call the cops"  at which point i told him he would hand those girls over to me, and get NOTHING otherwise I'M calling the cops for kidnapping and extortion.  guy didn't know what to say to that.  guy unlocked the office, and we walked outta there and never heard another word about it




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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21768332 - 06/06/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Kind of dumb, when I stole food I'd just put what I wanted in the hand cart and make my way to the front of the store like I was going to the checkout lanes, scoping for anyone noticing me; customers, bag boys, manager or potential security guard - then just B-line for the door, walk, not fast, but not slow either, move with purpose, choose a door thats closest to the street outside (or furthest from employes) and continue walking for the street, when you reach the street, you collect your food and leave the basket at the property line.
This works almost every time, and if you get caught you can at any time drop the basket and bail, plain clothes los prevention employees never see it coming and almost never even know, its usually the checker or bag boy that will see you and raise alarm, if blocked you can say you just got a disturbing text of an emergency nature and hand it over and walk away, if your approached in the parking lot just bail. once your off the property legally they cannot touch you - only plain clothes police or undercover (if they announce they are law enforcement) - I guess if your black your liable to just be shot though, so if your african american this is all null.


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