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OfflineCj-B
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21767427 - 06/05/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:scumbagman:



I got a speeding ticket in Wisconsin, but I live in IL. I know Wisconsin isn't part of that retarded Drivers License Compact so unsure if I can get away with not paying it. ENLIL HELP.









also :lol:. Thats the dumbest method of stealing I've heard in quite awhile.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Cj-B]
    #21767431 - 06/05/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have warrants in other states, so I'm sure you'll be fine not paying a speeding ticket. They can't revoke your license as far as I know.

Just don't go back to WI


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21767432 - 06/05/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If i were you i wouldve pulled a tower records and ended up working for walmart by the end of the day.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Supachopped719] * 1
    #21767446 - 06/05/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Supachopped719 said:
That's dumb....
When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.

Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!




Some self checkouts (most/all?) have a scale underneath the plastic bags that has to match up with the product weight. If your barcode says you just bought a 10oz cup but you drop 5 pounds of NY strip on the scale the machine will notify the attendant to check your bags.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Confucian]
    #21767466 - 06/05/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Doubt you'll be charged with anything. If police weren't involved, you should not have to worry but don't go back to the store.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Confucian]
    #21767487 - 06/05/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You can choose "Don't bag this item" and then you don't have to weigh it.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: BoomerMan420]
    #21767525 - 06/05/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

BoomerMan420 said:
Hey totally off topic but is that Kurt sippin' Barre?



Yeah it is. There's a story on it if you google it. Before he died he was drinking a shit ton of lean.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #21767535 - 06/05/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I can't believe this thread made it this far without someone expressing moral outrage that OP was stealing.  Only a few more posts until it turns into religion/race debate though.




1. He was stealing food and would stave to death if he didn't get some nutrition in his system.

2. Stealing from Wal-Mart doesn't really count because they are a hated evil corporation.

Bottom line, this act was morally justifiable. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Magicman69]
    #21767546 - 06/05/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
especially don't steal from them again. Stealing at a place your trespassed from is considered felony burglary in a lot of states.





how about stop stealing period?  Put that effort into getting a job.  Stealing is unnecessary.  You can have anything in the world you want, you cant have everything you want.. but if you commit your mind to something 100% and are dedicated and determined to getting it, you can have just about anything you imagine.  Stop fucking stealing. please.  Im not judging you MM.  I know everyone goes through tough times and has their challenges.  I really hate having my shit stolen so I rip on anyone who steals.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21767558 - 06/05/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Supachopped719 said:
That's dumb....
When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.

Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!



Then you place it in the bagging area and it says assisstant approval needed. They walk over and see family size fun pack of chicken tenders in the bag, and cup on the screen and fix it for you. Then you stand there scratching your head like a dumbass trying to figure out what to do now. The only way i could see this trick working is if you open up a case of beer and soda, and swap them out. Even then i feel lile beer cans might weigh slightly less.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21767567 - 06/05/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sometimes I buy meat and shit and ring it up as banana's.


Never had trouble yet, and I get meat for like 79 cents a pound. :shrug:

It's walmart bro, no one gets paid enough to give a fuck. IF it does say wait for associate usually they just mindlessly smash the buttons to advance the screen.

You think those mother fuckers checking receipts at the cost co exit gives two shits in a bucket if you steal a box of cinnamon rolls? Probably not.

Not even trying to argue really, I think the point is OP fucked up. If they catch you weighing shit up as banana's too you can just be like "HERP DERP IDK HOW TO COMPOOPER TEACH ME I'M SORRY"


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


Edited by Psychonautica (06/05/15 08:45 PM)


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21767606 - 06/05/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
This is going on your permanent record

:kingcrankey:


Also it's always funny when thieves get caught:lolsy:



Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
I can't believe this thread made it this far without someone expressing moral outrage that OP was stealing.  Only a few more posts until it turns into religion/race debate though.






:notamused:


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767607 - 06/05/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21767634 - 06/05/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ncogneato said:
I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.




Wanna order me a pizza?


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


Edited by Psychonautica (06/05/15 08:59 PM)


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767641 - 06/05/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Im going to guess that op isn't black since the cops didn't shoot him on sight.(and so it begins)


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767646 - 06/05/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No.  But I have some left over spaghetti if you are hungry.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21767649 - 06/05/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ncogneato said:
When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.




Ya but they can barter that meal for a hit of crack or something.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21767651 - 06/05/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ncogneato said:
No.  But I have some left over spaghetti if you are hungry.




Can you please put spaghetti in an envelope and mail it to me. That would make me so happy. I want a sopping wet, marinara soaked envelope.


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767660 - 06/05/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just realized why you got caught, it is because of the weight sensor at the self check-out, your item didn't match it's assigned weight which is why it notified an attendant.

Noob mistake.


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21767713 - 06/05/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ncogneato said:
When it comes to being hungry. The easiest way to get something to eat is to simply tell someone that you are hungry and need some food. If the first person you ask doesnt help you then ask someone else. It wont be long before you have something to eat if you are honest about it. I would NEVER deny someone a meal if they asked me.





totally.  I'd throw tons of slop down someones throat if a person told me they were hungry.  Its better to swollow your pride and ask for help than swollowing you know what in jail.


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