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SoupSandwich




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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: diablo33180] 1
#21766544 - 06/05/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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YOULL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
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Jean-guy Masta
Railyard Ghost


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21766610 - 06/05/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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While traveling I stole a steak once I putted it in my pants , I went throught the doors and shit it triggered the alarm , I RAN the fuck off 
But yea man food bank or pan handle ftw
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766617 - 06/05/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The alarm triggered for a fucking steak?
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766629 - 06/05/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: While traveling I stole a steak once I putted it in my pants , I went throught the doors and shit it triggered the alarm , I RAN the fuck off 
But yea man food bank or pan handle ftw 
One time I stole a 3kg cheesecake by stuffing it up the front of my hoodie and half in my pants.
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diablo33180
Spaghetti Monster



Registered: 12/04/04
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766631 - 06/05/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: While traveling I stole a steak once I putted it in my pants , I went throught the doors and shit it triggered the alarm , I RAN the fuck off 
But yea man food bank or pan handle ftw 
Im almost 100% sure that that is bullshit unless they stuck a magnetic tag on it...which aint cheep
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: diablo33180]
#21766638 - 06/05/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Actually they are dirt cheap.
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BoomerMan420
Stranger



Registered: 10/24/07
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Gorlax]
#21766644 - 06/05/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey totally off topic but is that Kurt sippin' Barre?
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diablo33180
Spaghetti Monster



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21766651 - 06/05/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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720 for about 100$ , but still stick them on cheep stuff is a waste... on top of that stick it on meat.... yeaaaaa
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brokentv

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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766654 - 06/05/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah there's quite a few food pantry's out there go register with one. You will receive some good stuff. You can regularly find yourself getting the overpriced stuff from health food stores for free.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: diablo33180]
#21766664 - 06/05/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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diablo33180 said: 720 for about 100$ , but still stick them on cheep stuff is a waste... on top of that stick it on meat.... yeaaaaa
Steaks are expensive these days. At least around where I am.
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Jean-guy Masta
Railyard Ghost


Registered: 09/23/14
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Loc: MT-Hell
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21766697 - 06/05/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea was a fatass steak the code was on the package ,I was in BC shit is expensive I'm not fucking at all
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diablo33180
Spaghetti Monster



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21766711 - 06/05/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: Yea was a fatass steak the code was on the package ,I was in BC shit is expensive I'm not fucking at all
shieeeeeet my bad down south meats cheep , but i can imagine up north shit must be different.
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Magicman69]
#21767276 - 06/05/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No police involvement. I will pay the fine and move on. I hope nothing else comes from it. This was my first time stealing and I got caught. Karma.
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21767284 - 06/05/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: No police involvement. I will pay the fine and move on. I hope nothing else comes from it. This was my first time stealing and I got caught. Karma.
Best way to steal if you are a noob stealer is just to grab what you want and sprint as fast as you can out the front door. That's how I have done it two times and it was one hell of a rush.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21767327 - 06/05/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Literally the worst way to steal anything. Lrn2SleightOfHand
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Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21767342 - 06/05/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know it is probably the worst way but what OP did was even lamer. If you are gonna get caught you mainline it out of the store.
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21767356 - 06/05/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is going on your permanent record

Also it's always funny when thieves get caught
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21767358 - 06/05/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My buddy use to work at walmart and he would box stuff, find a piece of furniture or something and just start stuffing it with shit, he ended up stealing like thousands of dollars worth of shit over the years and never got caught.
He'd put video games in the box, and whatever else he wanted to steal, then went and bought the furniture, the alarms went off and no one was any the wiser, they just assumed it was a fluke in the system. Granted this takes a few weeks of adding objects to the box every once and a while.
Did this for years and never got found out, eventually quit because walmart.
Also how come when Ipraytomushrooms steals everyone flips shit but when modest mouse steals its cool?
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

Edited by Psychonautica (06/05/15 07:38 PM)
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metaphoric
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: TNK]
#21767370 - 06/05/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said:
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ModestMouse said: I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
Mistake number one, shop lifting at WalMart.
Walmart is one of the best places to shoplift from. I'm actually shocked they bothered stopping you for $65, there's gotta be a new loss prevention guy or something. Walmart has a policy in the loss prevention branch to make note of who you are and what you when you shoplift so as not to confront you until you've taken 250$ in one trip or 1k accumulative. 250$ is the minimum amount to get in serious trouble, don't write it on your applications like an idiot and you'll be fine.
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: metaphoric]
#21767391 - 06/05/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't believe this thread made it this far without someone expressing moral outrage that OP was stealing. Only a few more posts until it turns into religion/race debate though.
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