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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


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Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT
#21766212 - 06/05/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
I'm not good at deciphering the legal business on their paper, but it sounds like I owe them $65 + $150 base charge... Ok I can live with that.
My REAL terror is my future job applications. How bad will this end up looking if I comply and pay the fines?
I reside in PA. Enlil, or any other court minded individual would help!
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Herbologist
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766217 - 06/05/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you being charged with anything?
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Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


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Loc: CA
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766229 - 06/05/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I doubt something like that would go on your record. I think churches give food away. You could go to a day labor place or ask the people in your neighbourhood if they have any work you can do.
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Supachopped719
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Herbologist] 4
#21766231 - 06/05/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's dumb.... When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.
Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!
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Sham87
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766236 - 06/05/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why didn't you fucking run??
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fapjack
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766259 - 06/05/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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zappaisgod
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766261 - 06/05/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If there was no police involved you will be fine
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Supachopped719]
#21766265 - 06/05/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Supachopped719 said: That's dumb.... When you want to steal food, you take a barcode sticker off of a cup that costs a dollar and put it over the barcode on some huge family package of meat or what ever you like, and go through self checkout.
Fucking noob, learn 2 homeless!!!
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Gorlax



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21766273 - 06/05/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had a friend who stole a bunch of bottles from Walmart and finally got caught. I don't remember him getting in much legal trouble even though he was underage. I know he had to pay them a fine and reimburse all the bottles they could pin on him from a series of shoplifts.
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theonlysun81
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Gorlax]
#21766343 - 06/05/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have tried just walking out with the stuff. I've actually done that with a futon. Me and some buddies were bringing it to the front and it was at night and we were like, you know we could just walk out with this. So we did.
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TNK
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766366 - 06/05/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
Mistake number one, shop lifting at WalMart.
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Herbologist]
#21766406 - 06/05/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Herbologist said: Are you being charged with anything?
That's my first question
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propensity
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: ModestMouse]
#21766451 - 06/05/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: I got caught lifting $65 worth of food from Walmart. Yes I'm a dumbass, but I'm also broke.
I'm not good at deciphering the legal business on their paper, but it sounds like I owe them $65 + $150 base charge... Ok I can live with that.
My REAL terror is my future job applications. How bad will this end up looking if I comply and pay the fines?
I reside in PA. Enlil, or any other court minded individual would help!
Haha, why didn't you just walk out with it like you meant it?
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: propensity]
#21766456 - 06/05/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Should have just started screaming about the old country.
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TNK
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21766467 - 06/05/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That shit won't show up on anything other than at WalMart. You are Golden!
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: TNK]
#21766471 - 06/05/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I was hungry and needed food I was tweaking and just sprinted out with a ton of food and the cashier yelled at me lol and I just ran into a hotel room and went up the elevator then ran through a mall then came back home.
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21766517 - 06/05/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't believe anyone would steal food (in the developed world), maybe if you live in the middle of nowhere, and have exhausted all other avenues, but free food is so easy to come by in my experience. Most towns have at least one food bank, sometimes they're only open some days so you'll have to plan. Also you can get food stamps, even same day vouchers if it is an emergency.
Were police involved or just store security?
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


Registered: 04/20/15
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21766521 - 06/05/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hope police we're involved, if not he just got robbed 150 bucks by store security.
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Magicman69
All About the Benjamins


Registered: 05/29/13
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Psychonautica]
#21766531 - 06/05/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If the police didn't come and you didnt get a court date it won't be on your record. Pay the fine or else you might get a court date in the mail. If you were trespassed don't go back and especially don't steal from them again. Stealing at a place your trespassed from is considered felony burglary in a lot of states.
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diablo33180
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Re: Am broke - wanted some food, hid it in a cooler through self checkout. CAUGHT [Re: Magicman69]
#21766538 - 06/05/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you considered fishing catching easy game?
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