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Anonymous #1

safety first
    #21764129 - 06/05/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I fell down a flight of stairs today.  I hit hard man I fell and flipped like a sack of potatoes.  the stairs lead to a basement with concrete walls and floors.  I could have easily died.  it is funny now I went head over heels lol :bathtub40lol: but I am very lucky.  apparently this happens a lot and people get really messed up even die. and it happens fast.

but no joking watch out people falling down stairs is dangerous scary serious sht.

:llamastare:

take your time when traversing stairs

:drunkdriver:


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Anonymous #2

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21764212 - 06/05/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:themoreyouknow:


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Anonymous #3

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #21764451 - 06/05/15 02:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Want another "more you know" fact?

In the Victorian era, a lot more attention was paid towards the construction and design of stairs. Stairs were causing a lot of deaths because they weren't uniform. You know how you always manage to trip on that piece of side walk that's raised just a quarter inch? That applies to stairs as well. Some were shorter, some were narrower, and it was the randomness that lead to a lot of mishaps.


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Anonymous #2

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21767820 - 06/05/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:themoreyouknow:


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Anonymous #4

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21768689 - 06/06/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Man that's actually a huge fear of mine...I work in a shitty skyscraper office building and usually take the stairs for a quick ecig/errl break about once an hour but the stairs are SO FUCking slippery in my dress shoes...Like absolutely nobody else uses the stairs cause they're fat 9-5 alcoholics so I have this vivid nightmare of me puffin too hard and cartwheeling down a flight, only to die slowly over several hours while my paralyzed ass moans pathetically for help with only the echoes of my own agony for company.

But srs dude step much??


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Anonymous #5

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21769381 - 06/06/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Get in to the fucking etiz again Burke? What in the fuck? You just can't stop eating benzos and getting hardcore with the fucking stairs can you? They're fucking stairs, they're not gonna fight back. Keep this shit up and spots is gonna actually push you down those stairs buddy. You've been warned.


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Anonymous #6

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #21770775 - 06/06/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP wants to be tizzed out and break his neck on a family holiday lIke Burke. Go for it.


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Anonymous #7

Re: safety first [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #21770852 - 06/06/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The last time I fell down the stairs I actually was on 'tizz and I think the only thing that saved me was being limp as a noodle.  Bounced right back up and then got drug through a doorway and broke my ass cheek.


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