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InvisibleAdden
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: kakashi68]
    #21764885 - 06/05/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

From 20-30+ don't forget the cougars.

:datass:

Nothing wrong with laying pipe in your buddy's mom until he goes to put his socks on one day and his toes are sticking together.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: kakashi68]
    #21764917 - 06/05/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: plambe]
    #21764933 - 06/05/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

plambe said:
Quote:

musiclover420 said:
I have yet to see any good come from white drugs



LSD is a white crystaline substance.




so you claim


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: kakashi68]
    #21764999 - 06/05/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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kakashi68 said:
For the past 4 years... since I was 16 so essentially my entire career... I have been rejected by everyone and everything. Rejected by every woman ive ever asked out(after my first non serious gf which hardly counted anyway) And by every job, training, failed two separate uni courses. I only got my part time job because the first person left after a week.

Guess im doomed to work min wage and die alone... I didnt want much, all I wanted was someone to love and a stable 50k job. Guess thats to much for a failure like. People are always like be yourself and follow your dreams. Yea fuck those people, im a failure and dreams never come true why even fucking bother.

Goodbye life... miserable forever.




1) Stop whining
2) Become confident
3) Anti-depressant if you have too
4) Challenge yourself
5) put yourself in awkward situations
6) Never be shy. Ever

Now. How to actually do that. You have to swallow a huge pill of don't give a fuck and grow balls. When you stop caring about consequences, the world opens up to you.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Patlal]
    #21765003 - 06/05/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah tell the depressed and lost kid to stop whining.

PatLOL


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: kakashi68]
    #21765007 - 06/05/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)


DON'T FEEL BAD, YOU'RE PROLLY JUST TRIPPING BALLS ATM.


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Edited by DustBunny (06/05/15 03:55 PM)


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Adden]
    #21765025 - 06/05/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dys said:
Yeah tell the depressed and lost kid to stop whining.

PatLOL




Whining only increaes depression because not only do you feel bad, but he writes it down and rereads it just to remind himself that he's depressed.

Not whining = first step toward feeling better


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Hayoxp] * 1
    #21765029 - 06/05/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Hayoxp said:
Hey asshole, maybe if you grew some balls and learned how to grow some shrooms and fucking send them to me in a nice package in which SHIT BLUE BLOODS WOULDN'T FIND THEM THEN YOU'D BE A BIT MORE RICHER. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.



Do it yourself pussy.


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: kakashi68]
    #21765036 - 06/05/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

kakashi68 said:
For the past 4 years... since I was 16 so essentially my entire career... I have been rejected by everyone and everything. Rejected by every woman ive ever asked out(after my first non serious gf which hardly counted anyway) And by every job, training, failed two separate uni courses. I only got my part time job because the first person left after a week.

Guess im doomed to work min wage and die alone... I didnt want much, all I wanted was someone to love and a stable 50k job. Guess thats to much for a failure like. People are always like be yourself and follow your dreams. Yea fuck those people, im a failure and dreams never come true why even fucking bother.

Goodbye life... miserable forever.



Dude you're 20 years old..  relax :lol:

Im 23 and my life is way less than perfect. I have a shitty job that pays shit and I live with an asshole of a roommate. Life is cyclical man. The bad times don't last forever but neither do the good. You just gotta learn good coping mechanisms for when the bad times do come around.

Most of the older people I talk to that are in their 30s say that they're way happier now than in their earlier to mid 20s. You're still trying to figure out the kind of person you wanna be and what you stand for. It's gonna take some time. Let it work itself out

Also, PLEASE don't stress over women. They come and go man. You'll never find true happiness if its dependent upon someone else being in your life. And a majority of the time, relationships are more trouble than they're worth.

Just my 2 cents man. Good luck


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21765058 - 06/05/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Hayoxp said:
Hey asshole, maybe if you grew some balls and learned how to grow some shrooms and fucking send them to me in a nice package in which SHIT BLUE BLOODS WOULDN'T FIND THEM THEN YOU'D BE A BIT MORE RICHER. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.



Do it yourself pussy.




Must be easy for you to say that when you live in CANADA. If I was destined to be in Canada at this point of my life I'd be having a whole plantation of shrooms covering miles UNDETECTED SON.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21765068 - 06/05/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well I live in a townhouse right now. No privacy. Not really comfortable growing here. But we're looking for a new place outside of town that's nice and quiet with some bush out back. I really wanna do some outdoor shrooms. I'm yet to eat some cyans. And yeah I'd just keep expanding it.


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21765071 - 06/05/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Kakashi68? You gonna jump back in this thing so we know you didn't kill yourself or something?


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21765076 - 06/05/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Well I live in a townhouse right now. No privacy. Not really comfortable growing here. But we're looking for a new place outside of town that's nice and quiet with some bush out back. I really wanna do some outdoor shrooms. I'm yet to eat some cyans. And yeah I'd just keep expanding it.





Good, in this world we need all the shrooms we can grow. The population is truly blind, but we can only take them to the water.. we can't make them drink it.


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21765101 - 06/05/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Dose whatever they are already drinking...it'll be hilarious.


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Once you understand the way broadly, you see it in all things. -Musashi


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Matt87]
    #21765165 - 06/05/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Matt87 said:
Kakashi68? You gonna jump back in this thing so we know you didn't kill yourself or something?



:whathesaid:


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Look Deep Into Nature,and Then You Will Understand Everything Better.

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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #21765297 - 06/05/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if failing two classes and getting turned down by some girls are your biggest problems then you're probably doing much better than you think. life - especially school and dating - has its ups and downs. learn from your mistakes because it does not get any easier from here.


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Edited by millzy (06/05/15 10:15 AM)


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21765344 - 06/05/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Hayoxp said:
Hey asshole, maybe if you grew some balls and learned how to grow some shrooms and fucking send them to me in a nice package in which SHIT BLUE BLOODS WOULDN'T FIND THEM THEN YOU'D BE A BIT MORE RICHER. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.



Do it yourself pussy.




wish i had a DIY pussy  :totally:


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21765352 - 06/05/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mad Larkin... Your avatar is fucking hilarious!


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: memes]
    #21765450 - 06/05/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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memes said:
Quote:

Matt87 said:
Quit talking like your life is over. You are a kid. It takes time to find your niche.




I was just thinking back to this yesterday.  It's funny how 'adult' you feel at 20, looking back at 18.  how 'adult' you feel at 23, looking back at 20.  how 'adult' you feel at 28, looking back at 25.  how 'adult' you feel at 35, looking back on your 20s.  how 'adult you feel at 50, looking back at the first half-century of your life.  how 'adult' you'll feel at 70, thinking that you just blinked 20 years.  how 'adult' you'll feel at 100, knowing that everyone's a fool but being wise enough to know that taking the energy to properly convey that to them isn't worth it.  their memory is fleeting; their arrogance will regrow. 

~life is beautiful~



no one is ever really grown up until MAYBE 42. and that's if you've realized that you never really were grown up before then.

Quote:

Life is cyclical man.




correct.


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Re: I fail at life... [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21765533 - 06/05/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Hayoxp said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Hayoxp said:
Hey asshole, maybe if you grew some balls and learned how to grow some shrooms and fucking send them to me in a nice package in which SHIT BLUE BLOODS WOULDN'T FIND THEM THEN YOU'D BE A BIT MORE RICHER. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.



Do it yourself pussy.




Must be easy for you to say that when you live in CANADA. If I was destined to be in Canada at this point of my life I'd be having a whole plantation of shrooms covering miles UNDETECTED SON.




Growing shrooms is super easily hidden and undetectable regardless of where you live :hehehe:


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