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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21766673 - 06/05/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Not quite sketch comedy, but it's Trevor Moore.

Quote:

The kings like yo I gotta get paid, and I'm like tough titties, cuz you're a whole ocean away. You can try to send some ships to try and make me pay up, but that's an awful long way to suck these nuts.




Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law!


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3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21766698 - 06/05/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2:

Man he is awesome, I had not seen that one but its definitely some funny shit!



Reminded me of this shit :lol:


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21766708 - 06/05/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Trevor Moore's comedy special high in church is definitely worth a watch if you're a fan.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21766788 - 06/05/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn you beat me too it! Have you seen "bought a monkey" yet? I just watched that for the first time :lol:



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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21766836 - 06/05/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Mr.GuessWork said:
You should take the financial hit and move the fuck out of that place. Tell the landlord what's been going on and ask him if he has anything for rent that's a tenancy at will. He'll might make you pay, but he'll understand why you want to get the fuck out of there. The tenancy at will should give you a place to pay rent month by month where you can leave with a month's notice. Continuing to live with that piece of shit is just going to fuck your life up more.

EDIT: You could also try to leverage moving out against your roommate to try to get him to pay you back. He's probably depending on you for a place to live, so if you threaten to end the lease, then he might be willing to pay you back some of what he owes you to try to convince you to stay. Just get your valuables out of that place before you confront him, and move the fuck out even if he does pay you back. The dude sounds like a piece of shit, and since he's not your friend, fuck him.



Great fuckin advice. After that happens call the cops on him.


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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21766867 - 06/05/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Oh my god, I had never seen "gays got married" either, this may be one of the funniest ones yet.

"released gay spores"


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21766875 - 06/05/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I watched the whole comedy special on TV when it came out, it's so fucking good. hahaha.

What about mouthwash is great too.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21766888 - 06/05/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn, Kitty history is pretty epic too :eek:

I missed out! I will have to go watch em all now...


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21767052 - 06/05/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"god hates the tips of little babies dicks"

:rofldrunk:

The Illuminati one was great too, hell they all were. Time for guillotines was awesome.

Man Trevor is a creative boss! Such funny ass songs.


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21767058 - 06/05/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Already did, it ended in a screaming battle.

I really just want my shit paid for.

If I call the cops on him for driving without a license, he'll go to jail, and I know he can't make bail, so then the landlord will kick him out for not paying rent.

Besides that I'm not scared of whatever revenge he can cook up.

Better than me considering suicide every night when I'm awake for multiple days at a time without drugs involved.




If your roommate cant pay his part of rent usually other tenant, you, Is on hook for all of it.
I have shit roommates too and am looking at bachelor apartments. I hate people who are unemployed and cant pay their share. I dont want to see that person doing anything but job searching. I didn't lend you rent so you can listen to music while I'm trying to sleep for work. No roommates again ever


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Re: Well it turns out my roommate flushed my meds. [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21767492 - 06/05/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
Well no kidding he has a tough time going to sleep it is 1am where I am at and being on a bright computer isn't helping anyone here catch some zzz's. OP this is what I am talking about if you want a better sleep you need to work for it not expect a magical pill to solve everything.




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