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Lived_1978-2043
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Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship.
#21761799 - 06/04/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This should be interesting.
If U came w/ two very complexed or simple relationship instructions. Like what do I mean? This...
1) "How to be a friend of your's."
2) "How to be in a serious or somewhat serious relationship with you."
What would prospects to any of those instructions read?
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Atrium
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Re: Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship. [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
#21763986 - 06/04/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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To be a friend, be interesting. Enough that we can go deep philosophically and you won't get lost.
To be in a relationship, you must also carry the same goals and want to grow with me.
-------------------- The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it. The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry.
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secondorder
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Re: Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship. [Re: Atrium]
#21764765 - 06/05/15 06:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey man, can we be friends, I'm interesting enough so we can go deep philosophically and I won't get lost, I promise!
Mine would be:
1) Be honest, be easily entertained, and be deeply intellectually curious, about everything, in such a way that you yearn to explore and collaborate.
2) Same as above, plus be sexually compatible with me.
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Atrium
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Re: Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship. [Re: secondorder]
#21766504 - 06/05/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That wasn't an insult to someone "not getting lost". I've found myself sometimes getting lost in existentialism/nihilism. It's an easy path to lose the soul down. I can be friends with anyone. To be close/best friends, you need to want to grow and learn constantly. To be in a relationship, first of it's a chick that has that plus can cook and loves sex haha. Intelligence is key.
-------------------- The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it. The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry.
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secondorder
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Re: Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship. [Re: Atrium]
#21768445 - 06/06/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Notion seconded!
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Re: Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship. [Re: secondorder]
#21768452 - 06/06/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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To be my friend, you must be unique, wild, interesting, and FUCKING. HILARIOUS. If you are all of these you will become my BFF in no time.
To be my lover in bed, you must be hot and good in bed and have a manly smell. No seriously, that's all I ask of you. Give me orgasms, have a fucking 6-pack and pecs, get me addicted to the smell of your stinky armpits and nut sack, and we're good to go. I will fuck you until the end of time--or at least until one of us gets tired of each other.
To be in a deep, intimate relationship with me, you must be all of the above that I require in a friend and a lover. And smart. I absolutely cannot date a dumb or conventional guy--tried it many times, and I was just too repelled by his personality. You must also have good morals and be ethical as well. Otherwise I don't consider you relationship material.
Edited by Crystal G (06/07/15 12:00 AM)
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Re: Your Instructions... One for a friend type relationship, and one for a serious type relationship. [Re: Crystal G]
#21769351 - 06/06/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can we all be friends can we can we CAN WEEEEE?
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