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Angel_Above
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Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies
#21759811 - 06/03/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I was younger I went to see Jurassic Park with my family. I SWORE the dinosaurs were behind the curtains, making the noises live, so I made my family sit in the center.
I used to pray I had a bigger dick and my girlfriend had bigger tits and a nicer ass, and that if I got all that I would go to Church more when I was in 4-5 grade.
I used to seriously spend time praying for Pokemon to just be real damn it.
Apparently the first ever job I said I wanted when I was able to talk was "Accountant" lol!
If I fell down running too fast, I would ask the people around me "did you push me?" and give them an evil eye. I scared babysitter's a lot with this tactic. My parents are like he always says that he just runs too fast.
Any funny thoughts/wishes/fantasies you can recall as a child?
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: Angel_Above] 1
#21759918 - 06/04/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would go into the kitchen, mix a bunch of shit together in a bowl, pour it in the yard, then pray to god that a tree grew.
I have no idea why...
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: Angel_Above]
#21759929 - 06/04/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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no unusual childhood thoughts that come to mind, but keep note that i have an extremely expansive definition if whats "usual" so IDK
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: Sheekle]
#21760055 - 06/04/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Someone told me sleep on your stomach would make you have a small dick.
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: Gorlax] 1
#21760113 - 06/04/15 02:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If I fell down running too fast, I would ask the people around me "did you push me?" and give them an evil eye. I scared babysitter's a lot with this tactic. My parents are like he always says that he just runs too fast.
I had a recurring nightmare when I was a kid about a fire breathing terrier that lived behind the curtains on one of those windows that sticks out of the house so there is a little bench there, at my aunt's house. In my dreams I never saw it breathe fire, but I just knew it was a fire breathing dog somehow and it was very menacing even though it just stared kind of angrily. It was actually the only real nightmare I ever had in my life, or at least the only recurring one, which is why I think I remember it.
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#21760671 - 06/04/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I used to hope Zordon would make me a power ranger.
I tried to use the Force a lot. Pretty sure onlookers often knew exactly what I was doing. I also used to blindfold myself and run, not walk, throughout the house. I wasn't trying to train my other senses or anything, I just thought it was cool.
I would keep the open end of my pillowcases pointed eastward because I thought the rays from the rising sun would kill off any evil spirits that crept in there over night.
For a while I was sure that when an animal died on the ground its blood was recycled into tomatoes. I still don't like tomatoes.
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: MorphinTime]
#21760727 - 06/04/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I used to be paranoid about people looking into my room through my window with a telescope to watch me change.
This isn't so much a thought/fantasy, but when I was a youngin' and playing in the backyard, I'd just shit on the grass and blame the dog instead of going inside to the toilet. This didn't last long
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: nuds]
#21760729 - 06/04/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I remember when I was a kid I thought it was mindblowing that we could listen to music by people who had died. I remember asking my mom "how can we listen to [whoever] if he's dead?" and she said "it's a recording" so I thought if you recorded near people's graves you could hear music they were playing or something like that. That's all that comes to mind lol
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: nuds]
#21761203 - 06/04/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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nuds said: I used to be paranoid about people looking into my room through my window with a telescope to watch me change.
This isn't so much a thought/fantasy, but when I was a youngin' and playing in the backyard, I'd just shit on the grass and blame the dog instead of going inside to the toilet. This didn't last long 
OH man this reminds me! I used to make K'nex things and put them near the bottom of the staircase because it was like an alarm system. If a robber came in the house they would have to step on it and I would hear it, and it would give me enough time to be able to do something.
It only just pissed off my dad who would wake up at 5 am.
I was young at that time like 6-8 or so.
Also, I used to see faces in my window in my imagination. Was always afraid to look. I also thought "if robbers wanna get in my house, what if they have a tool that lets them know i'm just pretending to sleep and really awake? I would be killed first! Better breathe slower n slow my heart rate down" I did this shit for years.
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: Angel_Above]
#21761206 - 06/04/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I was a kid and heard of plane crashes, I always used to think "Why don't they just jump right before they hit the ground".....thought the same thing with elevators falling, clearly didn't know of inertia at the time 
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I tried to fry an egg on a small (noon) dinner plate using two lighters, under my bed.
I played dress up with my sister >_>
I could never understand the difference between myths and legends and the school teachers would never tell me  so i'd constantly say teaching is a myth! without really understanding
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: Beanhead]
#21761710 - 06/04/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Played doctor with the neighbor girl.
Used to try to create potions and shit out of salt, flour, herbs, etc.
Caught snakes with my friends.
Dug random holes just to say we did.
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Re: Funny Childhood Thoughts or Fantasies [Re: ModestMouse]
#21761723 - 06/04/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ahahahahahahah
That reminds me I once put rye in a plastic container with water for two weeks and then drank it.
I guess i've always been an aspiring chemist.
Edited by Beanhead (06/04/15 01:30 PM)
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