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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761648 - 06/04/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No shit talk in the OP
my mind is blown


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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761663 - 06/04/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You had open wounds on your hands and picked up a dirty ass yard chicken.

Go to the doctor tomorrow and tell him that so you can get some anti-biotics. You don't wanna lose your hands like Zombi3f33t is gonna lose his feet.



Yeah, because farmers never get cuts before they deal with livestock.



Farmers typically wear gloves...


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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21761669 - 06/04/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you say so.


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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761711 - 06/04/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My fiance and I used to live next door to some motherfucker that had a rooster. And that shit didn't just crow early as fuck in the morning (it did do that though) but like, 7 times a day.

CAWCKOOOOOOOO!!!

Like.... Omfg.

Stfu rooster.


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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761734 - 06/04/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

really the issue is you need to not have bra straps ruining your otherwise good time... and if your hands get cut when you pick crap you need a a better method.

you take the crap and pull off its top shell, you do this from the bottom if its an eifel tower its a boy, a triangle its a girl... look for eggs they are delicious.

pull that tab up... and then push up on the shell, and it pops off cleanly.

pull off the lungs (deadmen)... the greyish brown fans on top.

what you should have left should look white. the area inside the body has a clearish plasticy shell... break that a bit with your thumbs... then starting with the back fins... twist... and a big lump of meat pops out.

crack the claws with a hammer with a good crack each joint you shouldnt have to get cut.

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rinse your mouth out and give a blowjob.

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be careful not to die of chickenaids... but you should have eaten the chicken.


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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: rxb]
    #21761790 - 06/04/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol.

Here it's ducks.

In the spring, they float all over the water puddles in city parks and the rivers.

Then there's a duck crossing your backyard. Go figure.


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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: Patlal]
    #21763453 - 06/04/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Lol.

Here it's ducks.

In the spring, they float all over the water puddles in city parks and the rivers.

Then there's a duck crossing your backyard. Go figure.



Lol
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Re: motherducking chickens in my yard..... WTF?.. i really mean, W T F? [Re: Patlal]
    #21765760 - 06/05/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Lol.

Here it's ducks.

In the spring, they float all over the water puddles in city parks and the rivers.

Then there's a duck crossing your backyard. Go figure.



I had a pond in my back yard years ago and ducks just lived there. I didn't really think it was weird, its not weird when you have trees and squirrels are in your yard, why would a pond be any different?

A chicken, however, is not a native bird.

One time (I swear I'm not making this up) an entire family of peacocks crossed my yard. I screamed at everyone around me to look because if they missed it they would think I was drunk and saw a particularly large robin or something


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