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Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult
#21758838 - 06/03/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Took a new job a couple weeks back and met a coworker who was pretty chillin to speak to. We became friends and he mentioned something about a higher power and I said that I am an atheist.
The last couple of weeks he has been WORKING to show me how there's only going to be 144,000 people accepted into Heaven and that you need to be a Jehovah's Witness to be considered(or some shit...) He's been telling me how blood transfusions are evil because the bible says not to drink and eat blood of humans and I am an atheist because the devil wants me to believe there is no god.
Guy got all worked up today saying it's a shame I can't see that the universe was created by god because the beauty is knowing your master. I just told him I think their may be infinite universe's and we're lucky to be in the one where the configuration was perfect for life to exist. He got angry and said "If you don't think you're going anywhere when you die why wouldn't you just have sex, gamble, and kill without worry?"
I told him because of the golden rule, to treat people how I would want to be treated, and I dont want STD's or to die from liver failure at 50. He tells me the one part of his faith he has to work on is that he gets frustrated when people don't see that the Bible is the word of God and he is just trying to help me.
Yo, this mother fucker is trapped in a cult. I did some reading on the JW and it's fucking bonkers, they're famous for many false end time prophecies and weird goofy shit. I am just friendly and nice to him now but it's obvious he believes I am like, posessed and it's his JW duty to save me
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: PreparationH]
#21758858 - 06/03/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I always thought it was funny when i used to go to a Christian church, half the people there said if god wasn't real, they would be partying, gambling, have sex, and doing the drugs. Its sad to think that if their beliefs were disproven without a doubt, they'd instantly go into borderline suicidal mode, and not give a shit about personal health, or humanity as a whole. I believe in god personally, not about to debate whether its real or not, i cant prove it, as no one can disprove it, but if i were disproven, i would still try to share the love with my fellow humans, and spread as much joy as possible. Idk i guess i am a utilitarianist thouggh.
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I wish you could record what they say and then shoot them in the face
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I work in a hospital and I have literally watched a JW die in the ICU because they refused to be giving blood products. They seriously thought that God was going to save them.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Konyap]
#21758894 - 06/03/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time a some JoHos came to my door and I was in a shit mood so I started talking about about LaVey Satanism and rebutting the shit they were saying with historical facts. They kind of just left and never came back.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: PreparationH] 1
#21758900 - 06/03/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i worked really closely with one once.. after months of him working on converting me he just said you know what, your too far gone man
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Konyap]
#21758917 - 06/03/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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O another thing we spoke about was Alien life. I asked him what he thought about life in the universe and he said that if life was discovered it would completely end his belief in being a Jehovah's Witness. That was surprising to me but he claimed that God created man in his image and the universe for man so it makes no sense that god made life elsewhere in the universe.
I told him though that I don't understand how that would ruin a belief in a designer of the universe because what if life formed on Earth and an asteroid impact sent amino acids into the universe that landed on say Mars and they developed and formed some type of cells and he just said it is one of the few things that would make him stop his JW beliefs. I have been blown away that people believe this stuff.
I will say though LuSiD enthusiast that I side with atheism and believe there is no god but I think their could be a small possibility that their could be a god that designed the universe and that's it. I 100% do not believe that a designer is still working in our universe today one bit. I told him that and he told me about all these miracles 
I mentioned that I find it humorous that Jesus and all these miracles occurred during a time where video cameras and the internet did not exist and he said we have accounts from people that were not in contact with eachother who all wrote the same stories.
Also, I asked why dinosaurs were created just to be killed off before humans and he laughed and sad "I don't know... maybe for oil to power our cars." It was a joke by him but all a side step to avoid the question. I just shook my head... This guy also believes human being have only existed 6000 years and that theirs a conspiracy by the scientific community to keep scientists who believe in god down. Truly a cult.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Zephen]
#21758934 - 06/03/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They are just rude. I am sure they would not appreciate me knocking on their door with a bag of cubensis and shoving a copy of "Be Here Now" in their faces despite the fact that they were trying to enjoy a quiet dinner with their family, so it baffles me that they feel justified in knocking on my door to try to get me to believe what they believe. I have been meaning to write a scathing letter to those heathens for some time now.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rackem]
#21758939 - 06/03/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah Mormons tried that with me took me forever to get rid of them...
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Grim767]
#21758963 - 06/03/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Grim767 said: Yeah Mormons tried that with me took me forever to get rid of them...
I always just ask if they want to come in and join the orgy. Usually gets rid of them.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Konyap]
#21758981 - 06/03/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i see this jehovah witness at the library all the time, he was annoying but seemed cool and i went to a few of their meetings, everyone was very friendly and well dressed.. and a lot of the other weirdos they would bring in trying to convert, actually they just bring in them in, no pressure, were really entertaining. theyre ok in my book that dude i think is the idiot dont blame the whole joho nation
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: PreparationH] 2
#21759032 - 06/03/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Having religion is one thing. It annoys the fuck out of me when they can't just be content to have their religion. They have to make everyone else believe their delusions as well. To me it seems like being around non-believers makes them question their own beliefs. Somehow if they convince the non-believer to believe then it must be true.
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Patchouli_Savage said: They are just rude. I am sure they would not appreciate me knocking on their door with a bag of cubensis and shoving a copy of "Be Here Now" in their faces despite the fact that they were trying to enjoy a quiet dinner with their family, so it baffles me that they feel justified in knocking on my door to try to get me to believe what they believe. I have been meaning to write a scathing letter to those heathens for some time now.
They wouldn't appreciate you knocking on their door on Halloween for candy
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Shroomslip]
#21759057 - 06/03/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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One of those jehova's came to my door and she had stank pussy that you could smell from five feet away.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Xena]
#21759074 - 06/03/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I met one at the laundry mat once a very polite personable girl of about 23 24 years old So she starts her spiel and I just flat out tell her in these exact words "I ain't buying what you're selling". Her response was I'm not selling anything. So I said let's hear what you have to say so she procedes to ask about my beliefs and what not then asks me to read a passage from her handy dandy bible. I didn't have my reading glasses so she read it to me and asked what I thought . So then I spent the next 1/2 hour discussing theology with her. Then her handlers came to pick her up and my parting words to her were along these lines "You're a pretty good looking young lady my advice to you is go find a boyfriend and stop talking to strangers in laundrymats that look like axe murderers.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21759112 - 06/03/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not sure if it was JW or who, but it was some old ladies pushing religion, well I had just gotten out of the shower, and realized the towels were downstairs in the dryer, well somebody kept knocking on my door, and I thought it was my kid, so I opened the door naked. These 2 old ladies eyeballs almost popped out of there heads, and I'm just like sorry, and slammed the door. Needless to say I have not been bothered since!
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Shroomslip]
#21759135 - 06/03/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Having religion is one thing. It annoys the fuck out of me when they can't just be content to have their religion. They have to make everyone else believe their delusions as well.
they actually believe in it so its actually very nice of them to try and save us if all the non believers are actualy going to hell.. the other sects are the assholes letting us go to hell and all
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21759139 - 06/03/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I try to avoid having any contact with them at all now. Never look one in the eyes.
I was outside smoking one evening and they stopped by. I made small talk with them as I was in a good mood but the conversation ultimately turned to my salvation. Afterwards, they started to come by more frequently (3x a week)
I would never answer the door and would turn off the lights & TV in my apartment.
Terrible.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Detached]
#21759220 - 06/03/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They are like crack fiends but their version of crack is getting more jehova's.
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LuSiD enthusiast said: I cant prove it*.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus] 2
#21759340 - 06/03/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My experience with these Jehovah folks is they're friendly people overall, perhaps just a bit misguided IMHO, but what do I know, maybe they're right..
I don't argue with them or anyone from any religion, I respect everyone's point of view, beliefs, and I really don't care for my own views so it's nice to hear from other people no matter what it is they are talking about..
The truth is, truth has no limit.. It's funny reading about all these folks who believe we are in some kind of bubble floating through the cosmos like a ship in the sea, but god forbid if all these other fairy tales be true
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Shiithead]
#21759346 - 06/03/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They walk my area all the time and NEVER come to my house . I literally saw them knock on both of my immediate neighbor's and skip my house. 
The fuck they tryna say?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#21760762 - 06/04/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Imperfect Iam said: I'm not sure if it was JW or who, but it was some old ladies pushing religion, well I had just gotten out of the shower, and realized the towels were downstairs in the dryer, well somebody kept knocking on my door, and I thought it was my kid, so I opened the door naked. These 2 old ladies eyeballs almost popped out of there heads, and I'm just like sorry, and slammed the door. Needless to say I have not been bothered since!
...you hang out naked in front of your grown children? To each is their own and all but..
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21760827 - 06/04/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man there is a JW church pretty close to my place and time and time they keep coming to my door.
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SUCK JESUS'S DICK. WTF.
Srsly. There was this one milf chick though that I was like fuck....I'd go jehovah to get into that.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Uzziel]
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Uzziel said: Man there is a JW church pretty close to my place and time and time they keep coming to my door.
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SUCK JESUS'S DICK. WTF.
Srsly. There was this one milf chick though that I was like fuck....I'd go jehovah to get into that. 
She would probably make you screw her through a hole in a sheet or something.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Uzziel]
#21760892 - 06/04/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My sister in law works with a lady who is a Jehovah's witness and the lady has made complaints about her mentioning birthdays in phone conversations in the break room. She expects everyone else to pretend birthdays don't exist because her religion forbids them.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: psi]
#21761033 - 06/04/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Her head must explode around Christmas time. Does she just not go outside for a month?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: psi]
#21761037 - 06/04/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Coworker of mine said he hasn't spoken to his father or his sister in 10 years because they have been excommunicated. Doesn't know where they are or if they're even alive.
Sounds like a nice religion.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Badmotorfingers]
#21761208 - 06/04/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Religious people are stupid all around OP. No matter what religion.
It's all bullshit It's all for control It's to stop people from thinking for themselves.
There is no god There is no heaven.
The sooner humans realize that, the sooner world peace becomes a possibility
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Patlal]
#21761222 - 06/04/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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its a book selling corporation
they print magazines and books, sell them (cheaply too).
because they dont have to put them in bookstores.
they use the money to buy realestate. and they have a LOT of land all over the world.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761236 - 06/04/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Imperfect Iam said: I'm not sure if it was JW or who, but it was some old ladies pushing religion, well I had just gotten out of the shower, and realized the towels were downstairs in the dryer, well somebody kept knocking on my door, and I thought it was my kid, so I opened the door naked. These 2 old ladies eyeballs almost popped out of there heads, and I'm just like sorry, and slammed the door. Needless to say I have not been bothered since!
...you hang out naked in front of your grown children? To each is their own and all but..
I sure do, like getting out of the shower, R changing clothes, but he is not even 10 yet, and I'm a guy so no different then going to the gym IMO , but no, it's not like I lay around naked
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761242 - 06/04/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Her head must explode around Christmas time. Does she just not go outside for a month?
Yeah it's a truly bizarre mindset. Especially when the religion is based around going to people's homes and telling them shit they don't want to hear about. But somehow your religion also entitles you to a workplace sanitized of all the things you don't want to hear about? Pure hypocrisy.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#21761252 - 06/04/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think anything negatively of you for it. It's not exactly a common practice as far I know. There's lots of nudist families out there, a few of them are members here. Not that I'm exactly calling you a nudist.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761268 - 06/04/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's when people overly sexualize things that trouble gets made... A little penis and vagina-tits never hurt anybody.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: shLong]
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-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: shLong]
#21761275 - 06/04/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know man, I walked in on my parents banging when I was 2 and I still remember it vividly. It's not something I want to remember. I realize it's a different situation but still.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761299 - 06/04/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think we evolved from a culture of primitives who had sex openly are were naked all the time. where monogamy wasnt a thing, where everyone raised the children collectively.
and it worked out pretty well for us.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761306 - 06/04/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tell me about your dad's penis.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said: Tell me about your dad's penis.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said: Tell me about your dad's penis.
he walked around after a shower naked.
he was a horse cocked mofo.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
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What shape was it? Was it straight or curved? Thick at the bottom, top, or was it uniform? Was it hard?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761350 - 06/04/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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not sure. never paid that close of attention, except when you are young it seems like yours will never be THAT big ... eventually it is...
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761372 - 06/04/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did you ever try to grab it?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21761375 - 06/04/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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nope
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761397 - 06/04/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761406 - 06/04/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did it turn you own to see his horse cawk?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761428 - 06/04/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I take no offense to what you said XL, but what Sclong said is right
I was raised in a house were nudity, and premarital sex was a no, no, plus if we were watching a movie where tits got shown OMG
But I was allowed to go see Rambo and other violent movies when I was growing up, but heaven forbid some tits, which is more natural?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#21761482 - 06/04/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Violence and slaughter silly!
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21761509 - 06/04/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: Did it turn you own to see his horse cawk?
nope
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761570 - 06/04/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My parents were JW and therefore I was forced to be one until I turned 18.
They believe only 144,000 "annointed" people will ascend to heaven. The rest of the do-gooders will live forever on the Earth which will be returned to a paradise state. (They believe this was God's original intention for mankind, but the bitch and the snake screwed it up)
They are tenacious in conversion due to them believing that if a JW had the opprotunity to preach to and "save" someone and didn't, that JW is accountable for their destruction and is therefore destroyed also.
Overall, they are kind and generous people but are deluded, in that, they believe only JWs will "be saved". I personally do not think a supreme being will base salvation according to what organization you belong to.
They will turn their back on their kids in a heartbeat if they feel the kids have gotten "worldy" and there has been a lot of news lately in the independent press about covering up pedophelia to save face.
Edited by Dilsnique (06/04/15 12:55 PM)
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Dilsnique]
#21761589 - 06/04/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Honestly JW seems like the weirdest group of Christians I've ever seen. Anybody I've met that was raised in it had some big social issues. It's really sad honestly, the shit that people will push down their children's throat in the name of a "God".
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21761609 - 06/04/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
They are tenacious in conversion due to them believing that if a JW had the opprotunity to preach to and "save" someone and didn't, that JW is accountable for their destruction and is therefore destroyed also.
so if they talk to you and you dont agree, they are doomed?
i need to talk to more JWs this kind of torture is right up my ally.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Dilsnique]
#21761616 - 06/04/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dilsnique said: My parents were JW and therefore I was forced to be one until I turned 18.
They believe only 144,000 "annointed" people will ascend to heaven. The rest of the do-gooders will live forever on the Earth which will be returned to a paradise state. (They believe this was God's original intention for mankind, but the bitch and the snake screwed it up)
They are tenacious in conversion due to them believing that if a JW had the opprotunity to preach to and "save" someone and didn't, that JW is accountable for their destruction and is therefore destroyed also.
Overall, they are kind and generous people but are deluded, in that, they believe only JWs will "be saved". I personally do not think a supreme being will base salvation according to what organization you belong to.
They will turn their back on their kids in a heartbeat if they feel the kids have gotten "worldy" and there has been a lot of news lately in the independent press about covering up pedophelia to save face.
does this mean your parents are doomed because of you?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761627 - 06/04/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said:
so if they talk to you and you dont agree, they are doomed?
Not necessarily. As long as they tried, it still counts. The JW will be held accountable if he says nothing at all. I always felt that this was a selfishly driven motivation.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761633 - 06/04/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said:
does this mean your parents are doomed because of you?
Nah. They did try.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Dilsnique]
#21761640 - 06/04/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you join the Jehova's you trade your soul for the religion.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21762011 - 06/04/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea it's really fucking weird. Every day he relates something to the scripture. I was literally saying something about how the temps at the job are fucking retarded and he was like "That reminds me of the story of the wheat and the weeds. Ya see PreparationH, This field was full of wheat but they wanted to...."
I was like O, ok, well that fucker needs to be fired because he just fucked up what I did for the last half hour.
Guy looks at me like I just stomped a kitten.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: PreparationH]
#21762052 - 06/04/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Funny this thread popped up. I just started working with a JW fella. Hes a nice guy. He doesn't bring up or toss his beliefs on me. Its actually more me asking questions about what they do when im working, then he'l answer admirably. 
Ehhh nice guy. Has his own favorite book. Makes him feel good. Doesnt rain on my different parade. Thats all haha Shorty
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Shortknight]
#21762077 - 06/04/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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To give an idea of how fucked their believes are. Michael Jackson was raised JW.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21762091 - 06/04/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses
Wikipedia is pretty spot on as to what they believe.
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