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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
    #21761344 - 06/04/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What shape was it? Was it straight or curved? Thick at the bottom, top, or was it uniform? Was it hard?


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761350 - 06/04/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

not sure. never paid that close of attention, except when you are young it seems like yours will never be THAT big ... eventually it is...


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
    #21761372 - 06/04/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Did you ever try to grab it?


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21761375 - 06/04/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

nope


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
    #21761397 - 06/04/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:uhno:


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761406 - 06/04/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Did it turn you own to see his horse cawk?


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21761428 - 06/04/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I take no offense to what you said XL, but what Sclong said is right

I was raised in a house were nudity, and premarital sex was a no, no, plus if we were watching a movie where tits got shown OMG

But I was allowed to go see Rambo and other violent movies when I was growing up, but heaven forbid some tits, which is more natural?


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Imperfect Iam]
    #21761482 - 06/04/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Violence and slaughter silly!  :rolleyes:


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21761509 - 06/04/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Did it turn you own to see his horse cawk?




nope


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
    #21761570 - 06/04/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My parents were JW and therefore I was forced to be one until I turned 18.

They believe only 144,000 "annointed" people will ascend to heaven.  The rest of the do-gooders will live forever on the Earth which will be returned to a paradise state. (They believe this was God's original intention for mankind, but the bitch and the snake screwed it up)

They are tenacious in conversion due to them believing that if a JW had the opprotunity to preach to and "save" someone and didn't, that JW is accountable for their destruction and is therefore destroyed also.

Overall, they are kind and generous people but are deluded, in that, they believe only JWs will "be saved".  I personally do not think a supreme being will base salvation according to what organization you belong to.

They will turn their back on their kids in a heartbeat if they feel the kids have gotten "worldy" and there has been a lot of news lately in the independent press about covering up pedophelia to save face.


Edited by Dilsnique (06/04/15 12:55 PM)


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21761589 - 06/04/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Honestly JW seems like the weirdest group of Christians I've ever seen.  Anybody I've met that was raised in it had some big social issues.  It's really sad honestly, the shit that people will push down their children's throat in the name of a "God".


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sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21761609 - 06/04/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

They are tenacious in conversion due to them believing that if a JW had the opprotunity to preach to and "save" someone and didn't, that JW is accountable for their destruction and is therefore destroyed also.




so if they talk to you and you dont agree, they are doomed?

i need to talk to more JWs this kind of torture is right up my ally.


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21761616 - 06/04/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dilsnique said:
My parents were JW and therefore I was forced to be one until I turned 18.

They believe only 144,000 "annointed" people will ascend to heaven.  The rest of the do-gooders will live forever on the Earth which will be returned to a paradise state. (They believe this was God's original intention for mankind, but the bitch and the snake screwed it up)

They are tenacious in conversion due to them believing that if a JW had the opprotunity to preach to and "save" someone and didn't, that JW is accountable for their destruction and is therefore destroyed also.

Overall, they are kind and generous people but are deluded, in that, they believe only JWs will "be saved".  I personally do not think a supreme being will base salvation according to what organization you belong to.

They will turn their back on their kids in a heartbeat if they feel the kids have gotten "worldy" and there has been a lot of news lately in the independent press about covering up pedophelia to save face.




does this mean your parents are doomed because of you?


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
    #21761627 - 06/04/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:

so if they talk to you and you dont agree, they are doomed?






Not necessarily.  As long as they tried, it still counts.  The JW will be held accountable if he says nothing at all.  I always felt that this was a selfishly driven motivation.


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
    #21761633 - 06/04/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:


does this mean your parents are doomed because of you?




Nah.  They did try.


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21761640 - 06/04/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When you join the Jehova's you trade your soul for the religion.


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21762011 - 06/04/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea it's really fucking weird.  Every day he relates something to the scripture.  I was literally saying something about how the temps at the job are fucking retarded and he was like "That reminds me of the story of the wheat and the weeds.  Ya see PreparationH, This field was full of wheat but they wanted to...."


I was like O, ok, well that fucker needs to be fired because he just fucked up what I did for the last half hour.

Guy looks at me like I just stomped a kitten.


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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: PreparationH]
    #21762052 - 06/04/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Funny this thread popped up. I just started working with a JW fella. Hes a nice guy. He doesn't bring up or toss his beliefs on me. Its actually more me asking questions about what they do when im working, then he'l answer admirably. :peace:

Ehhh nice guy. Has his own favorite book. Makes him feel good. Doesnt rain on my different parade.:sunny: Thats all haha
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Shortknight]
    #21762077 - 06/04/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

To give an idea of how fucked their believes are.  Michael Jackson was raised JW.


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dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21762091 - 06/04/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses

Wikipedia is pretty spot on as to what they believe.


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