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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Bitter Cactus] 2
#21759340 - 06/03/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My experience with these Jehovah folks is they're friendly people overall, perhaps just a bit misguided IMHO, but what do I know, maybe they're right..
I don't argue with them or anyone from any religion, I respect everyone's point of view, beliefs, and I really don't care for my own views so it's nice to hear from other people no matter what it is they are talking about..
The truth is, truth has no limit.. It's funny reading about all these folks who believe we are in some kind of bubble floating through the cosmos like a ship in the sea, but god forbid if all these other fairy tales be true
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shLong



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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Shiithead]
#21759346 - 06/03/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They walk my area all the time and NEVER come to my house . I literally saw them knock on both of my immediate neighbor's and skip my house. 
The fuck they tryna say?
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#21760762 - 06/04/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Imperfect Iam said: I'm not sure if it was JW or who, but it was some old ladies pushing religion, well I had just gotten out of the shower, and realized the towels were downstairs in the dryer, well somebody kept knocking on my door, and I thought it was my kid, so I opened the door naked. These 2 old ladies eyeballs almost popped out of there heads, and I'm just like sorry, and slammed the door. Needless to say I have not been bothered since!
...you hang out naked in front of your grown children? To each is their own and all but..
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Uzziel
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21760827 - 06/04/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man there is a JW church pretty close to my place and time and time they keep coming to my door.
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SUCK JESUS'S DICK. WTF.
Srsly. There was this one milf chick though that I was like fuck....I'd go jehovah to get into that.
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stratocast
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Uzziel]
#21760888 - 06/04/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Uzziel said: Man there is a JW church pretty close to my place and time and time they keep coming to my door.
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SUCK JESUS'S DICK. WTF.
Srsly. There was this one milf chick though that I was like fuck....I'd go jehovah to get into that. 
She would probably make you screw her through a hole in a sheet or something.
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psi
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Uzziel]
#21760892 - 06/04/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My sister in law works with a lady who is a Jehovah's witness and the lady has made complaints about her mentioning birthdays in phone conversations in the break room. She expects everyone else to pretend birthdays don't exist because her religion forbids them.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: psi]
#21761033 - 06/04/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Her head must explode around Christmas time. Does she just not go outside for a month?
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: psi]
#21761037 - 06/04/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Coworker of mine said he hasn't spoken to his father or his sister in 10 years because they have been excommunicated. Doesn't know where they are or if they're even alive.
Sounds like a nice religion.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Badmotorfingers]
#21761208 - 06/04/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Religious people are stupid all around OP. No matter what religion.
It's all bullshit It's all for control It's to stop people from thinking for themselves.
There is no god There is no heaven.
The sooner humans realize that, the sooner world peace becomes a possibility
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rxb
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Patlal]
#21761222 - 06/04/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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its a book selling corporation
they print magazines and books, sell them (cheaply too).
because they dont have to put them in bookstores.
they use the money to buy realestate. and they have a LOT of land all over the world.
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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Imperfect Iam
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761236 - 06/04/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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XLCaps said:
Quote:
Imperfect Iam said: I'm not sure if it was JW or who, but it was some old ladies pushing religion, well I had just gotten out of the shower, and realized the towels were downstairs in the dryer, well somebody kept knocking on my door, and I thought it was my kid, so I opened the door naked. These 2 old ladies eyeballs almost popped out of there heads, and I'm just like sorry, and slammed the door. Needless to say I have not been bothered since!
...you hang out naked in front of your grown children? To each is their own and all but..
I sure do, like getting out of the shower, R changing clothes, but he is not even 10 yet, and I'm a guy so no different then going to the gym IMO , but no, it's not like I lay around naked
-------------------- All you touch, and all you see, is all your life will ever be- Pink Floyd Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans- John Lennon
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psi
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761242 - 06/04/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Her head must explode around Christmas time. Does she just not go outside for a month?
Yeah it's a truly bizarre mindset. Especially when the religion is based around going to people's homes and telling them shit they don't want to hear about. But somehow your religion also entitles you to a workplace sanitized of all the things you don't want to hear about? Pure hypocrisy.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#21761252 - 06/04/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think anything negatively of you for it. It's not exactly a common practice as far I know. There's lots of nudist families out there, a few of them are members here. Not that I'm exactly calling you a nudist.
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shLong



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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761268 - 06/04/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's when people overly sexualize things that trouble gets made... A little penis and vagina-tits never hurt anybody.
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rxb
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: shLong]
#21761271 - 06/04/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: shLong]
#21761275 - 06/04/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know man, I walked in on my parents banging when I was 2 and I still remember it vividly. It's not something I want to remember. I realize it's a different situation but still.
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rxb
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761299 - 06/04/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think we evolved from a culture of primitives who had sex openly are were naked all the time. where monogamy wasnt a thing, where everyone raised the children collectively.
and it worked out pretty well for us.
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: rxb]
#21761306 - 06/04/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tell me about your dad's penis.
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shLong



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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761308 - 06/04/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Tell me about your dad's penis.
Quotable
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rxb
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Re: Jehovah's Witness's are in one crazy cult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21761316 - 06/04/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: Tell me about your dad's penis.
he walked around after a shower naked.
he was a horse cocked mofo.
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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