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Dirty sex.
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I usually shower everyday but lately I have not been taking one everyday and I have been smelling pretty stanky but for some reason im getting turned on by this and it makes me want to have sex with a women after we both don't shower for a few days.
I know its nasty and gross but I want to do it because it seems really hot to me right now.
any one ever have real dirty sex before?
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Sure. Sex a few days in a row while camping gets pretty fragrant. God I love hippie girls.
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Zombi3]
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you lucky bastard! I gotta get me a few hippy chicks.
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I like rough sex where we both are dripping with sweat and trying ever so hopelessly to catch our breath but I shower everyday and prefer my girl does to, which she does. That clean dirty smell I like. The dirty dirty smell I don't like.
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I want that dirty dirty...
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Nah I like the smell of clean people covered in dirty sweat. Like a freshly cleaned dirty is nice.
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Yeah I'm with you! I love the smell of a woman. But not any gross unhygienic smells! My wife has the most attractive body/smell I've ever experienced. Sometimes it calls out the beast in me,lol..
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I had some dirty no-shower camping sex recently. it's pretty damn good
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I forgot about camping until zombi3 said it.
guess whos planning a camping trip. now I just need a hippy chick
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Zombi3]
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Zombi3 said: God I love hippie girls.

Im not a huge fan of bush but man do i love hippie girls.
Heading up to the local fest spot this weekend. Not trying to score but i just want to meet some down to earth ass chicks!
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I like it when you 69 with a girl and she has a piece of toilet paper stuck to her butthole.
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This isn't Romper room im VERY serious.
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I'm very serious as well. How the fuck do you know what I like?
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quote]Anonymous said: I like it when you 69 with a girl and she has a piece of toilet paper stuck to her butthole.
Haha! And that happens alot eh?
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Grimley]
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Nah just 2 times with two girls. But it was kinda funny. I didn't tell them either lol. I didn't want to embarrass them.
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did you snack on it like I would?
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Nah, I'm not that hardcore, I just ate the pussy.
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I beg a lot of guys I'm with to not shower for at least 3-5 days. IMO the best smell comes after 3 days with no shower, and the smell is best from a man's armpits or under the nut-sack where the gland is.
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Crystal knows what im talkin about!!! god id love to have chick like that.
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Couldn't do it. My hair would be gross that long. Like one day is the most. I mean I could have sex but no onion pussy eating for me.
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I'm so bored with the guys around here.... I almost hate men I'm so fucking bored..... But not really...
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tell you what, how bout i wear the same underwear for a week and you can have those? I want atleast $148.00. Its not pleasant wearing the same panties two days in a row let alone a whole week. Im on my . too. Bonus.
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SOLD!
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I almost threw up with this thead and posts
I believe evolution has to do a lot with being clean
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I like the fragrant smell of a man. I'm talking like sweat, not crotch rot. Please wash your balls.
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Didya cringe? if so I feel accomplished!
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Anonymous said: Crystal knows what im talkin about!!! god id love to have chick like that.
Frankly, I can only fall in love with a man if he has a good smell. I like really musky, high-testosterone smells.
I've met men whose smell I didn't particularly care for, or impress me. Some guys smell really bad, but other guys smell like heaven when they don't shower or put on deodorant.
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Love the smell of chicks armpits (if they have an aroma that is attractive to me). I tell them to let loose.
Lmao though. If you're cumming in her...:
Sex camping night 1: awesome! we're fucking outside!
Sex camping night 2: it's okay let me use a wet nap
Sex camping night 3: okay don't go down on me tonight
Sex camping night 4: oh god babe don't let any smell escape the sleeping bag
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Black_Sunset said: Love the smell of chicks armpits (if they have an aroma that is attractive to me). I tell them to let loose.
Lmao though. If you're cumming in her...:
Sex camping night 1: awesome! we're fucking outside!
Sex camping night 2: it's okay let me use a wet nap
Sex camping night 3: okay don't go down on me tonight
Sex camping night 4: oh god babe don't let any smell escape the sleeping bag
One of my exes and I had THE BEST pheromone match. He actually loved going down on me even if I hadn't showered for 5 days straight.
He would say that my pussy without a shower for 5 days smelled and tasted much better than all of the other girls he had been with. But I think that's because we were the perfect pheromone match for each other. I liked his smell the longer and longer he went without a shower.
The most we ever went was 5 or 6 days though, past that point your skin starts smelling like that ammonia smell of urine, from all the toxins in your sweat getting all stank and oxidizing.
Personally, I even love the smell of my old period blood. Especially the longer it has been on a pantyliner, and it oxidizes and turns black. I am fucking ADDICTED to the smell of my old black period blood. I whiff that shit like it's a goddamn crackpipe.
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Wasn't it Napoleon who, when out on a campaign, wrote to Marie Antoinette that she wasn't to bathe in the daya prior to his return because he wanted to savour her natural smell? Surely it's not for me (although I acknowledge the importance of compatibility in scent), but it's definitely something that occurs more often!
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Anonymous said: Nah, I'm not that hardcore, I just ate the pussy.

>2015 not eating the whole ass..
Man I remember my first time tounge dipping into this virgin girl (I took her virginity) ass a few months back. She was clean as fuck and the first time I did I was just caressing and kissing her butt while putting her pantys down and spread her butt out a little to see what I was going to be getting myself into so I took the plunge and right into her ass I went! At first she was "oh!" (like as if she were saying "are you serious?") it only lasted a second, but that time was just a trial run. After that on the same night she said she didn't think she was ready or would have liked it but she DID! So I ask if I can finish the job next time and she said of course. and man there's nothing hotter than getting her in doggy with her back arched and having both hands firmly grasping her butt. She didn't moan much but I know she was enjoying my tounge. Too bad I didn't have anal sex with her, I'm sure she would have made me explode. she was a drama queen and freaked out about being late for her period and having kids which I understand but I literally never would dare to cum inside another woman unless I know I'm shooting blanks

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Black_Sunset said: Love the smell of chicks armpits (if they have an aroma that is attractive to me). I tell them to let loose.
Lmao though. If you're cumming in her...:
Sex camping night 1: awesome! we're fucking outside!
Sex camping night 2: it's okay let me use a wet nap
Sex camping night 3: okay don't go down on me tonight
Sex camping night 4: oh god babe don't let any smell escape the sleeping bag
One of my exes and I had THE BEST pheromone match. He actually loved going down on me even if I hadn't showered for 5 days straight.
He would say that my pussy without a shower for 5 days smelled and tasted much better than all of the other girls he had been with. But I think that's because we were the perfect pheromone match for each other. I liked his smell the longer and longer he went without a shower.
The most we ever went was 5 or 6 days though, past that point your skin starts smelling like that ammonia smell of urine, from all the toxins in your sweat getting all stank and oxidizing.
Personally, I even love the smell of my old period blood. Especially the longer it has been on a pantyliner, and it oxidizes and turns black. I am fucking ADDICTED to the smell of my old black period blood. I whiff that shit like it's a goddamn crackpipe. 
Yeah, I'm not on the 5-day-old died-period-blood level yet, but I enjoy the stank. My previous post was in reference to the smell after the girl has been cum into for days in a row without any cleaning, not just unwashed pussy. I guess I could get more into it if they were on board but it's pretty rank.
Hippie chicks walking around with proud stanky armpits...
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Yeah, I'm not on the 5-day-old died-period-blood level yet, but I enjoy the stank. My previous post was in reference to the smell after the girl has been cum into for days in a row without any cleaning, not just unwashed pussy. I guess I could get more into it if they were on board but it's pretty rank.
Hippie chicks walking around with proud stanky armpits...
I wouldn't classify myself a hippie chick, but I am definitely one of those chicks who never wears deodorant.
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I love the "working man" smell... I used to love it when my guy would get off of work and fuck me without showering...he's gotta wash the dick first though so Idk if that counts.
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Dogs really dig the old period blood smell too. Every single dog I've been around always find a way to go into the trash and drag out my old tampons. Dirty dogs
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They do. Dogs also love really dirty underwear. If I leave my underwear on the floor or something, she licks my panties and chews on my stinky socks I've been wearing in sneakers or boots all day.
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They smell something extremely gross and want to get rid of it so bad they lick it to get rid of it... Because they don't have hands to clean the stuff themselves.
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Atrium]
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Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...
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Im surprised at how many chicks clicked on this post. it think it tell us something...
girls like dirty sex!!!
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That's a surprise? Girls are just as kinky and horny and gross as men. It's sexist to think otherwise
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I would sometimes get caught not listening to my ex b/c her pheremones or whatever smelled so good I couldnt concentrate
But it wasnt smelly it was fantastic. Indescribeable really, which is why I assumed it was pheramones
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Pillows and blankets..
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I left my pillow at her place once and I asked her to sleep on it till I got it back
Think it may have creeped her out a bit
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Eh, it is what it is. Ive had a few bird dog puppies that wouldnt stop raising hell if I didnt put my jacket on the floor for them to nest up in.. it all goes/comes full circle.
We're all the same.. science bro
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I to this day never was the smell of wood smoke out of my clothes. That shit feel good when someone that matters to you isnt around...and you have something to remember them by.
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'Something to remember you by'
That was like the exact words I said!
I think if I smelled it today I might burst into tears or punch a hole in a wall
Id always heard smell was the strongest memory trigger. I totally belive it now
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Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...
Why the hell do you think dogs enjoy the smell of shit? They have powerful noses and have to deal with the smell x10
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Yes because rolling around in and eating shit is the only option for something that is so putrid to them that they have no other choice.
Dogs fucking love the smell of shit.
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF SHIT! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
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Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...
Why the hell do you think dogs enjoy the smell of shit? They have powerful noses and have to deal with the smell x10
Dogs don't "enjoy" the smell of shit. When they sniff shit, they are actually analyzing it. Their noses are so powerful, they can tell whether urine or feces is from a male or a female, whether it is from a human or a cat or another dog, they can tell what kind of trail the dog was leaving behind (whether it was a territory marking or not), what that animal has recently eaten, etc.
Dogs noses are actually so powerful they can detect and analyze parts of your DNA even.
Even I am able to analyze certain things about men simply by sniffing them. I've noticed I can tell how much testosterone or how much estrogen a man exudes based on how musky his smell is.
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Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...
Why the hell do you think dogs enjoy the smell of shit? They have powerful noses and have to deal with the smell x10
Dogs don't "enjoy" the smell of shit. When they sniff shit, they are actually analyzing it. Their noses are so powerful, they can tell whether urine or feces is from a male or a female, whether it is from a human or a cat or another dog, they can tell what kind of trail the dog was leaving behind (whether it was a territory marking or not), what that animal has recently eaten, etc.
Dogs noses are actually so powerful they can detect and analyze parts of your DNA even.
Even I am able to analyze certain things about men simply by sniffing them. I've noticed I can tell how much testosterone or how much estrogen a man exudes based on how musky his smell is.
I wasn't saying why do dogs enjoy the smell. I was saying why does she believe that noise?
It's one thing to smell it. It's another to lick it up. So why do they eat it up? To clean it. So they don't have to deal with it anymore.
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Atrium said: It's one thing to smell it. It's another to lick it up. So why do they eat it up? To clean it. So they don't have to deal with it anymore.
It's true, dogs do like to lick things clean. But I think that you can also tell if a dog finds a smell truly unpleasant.
For example, when I wake up with morning breath and breathe on my dog's face, you can tell she REALLY doesn't like the smell of my breath. She sniffs it, flinches, and turns desperately away from my mouth LOL.
On the other hand, she digs through all my laundry and finds dirty underwear of mine, and licks all the juices off. She bites and chews the shit out of it like it's bubble gum or some shit.
It makes sense that dogs would enjoy eating bloody tampons, to them it's blood, probably reminds them of a juicy steak substitute.
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Atrium said: It's one thing to smell it. It's another to lick it up. So why do they eat it up? To clean it. So they don't have to deal with it anymore.
It's true, dogs do like to lick things clean. But I think that you can also tell if a dog finds a smell truly unpleasant.
For example, when I wake up with morning breath and breathe on my dog's face, you can tell she REALLY doesn't like the smell of my breath. She sniffs it, flinches, and turns desperately away from my mouth LOL.
On the other hand, she digs through all my laundry and finds dirty underwear of mine, and licks all the juices off.
It makes sense that dogs would enjoy eating bloody tampons, to them it's blood, probably reminds them of a juicy steak substitute.
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GTFO this thread this thread is exclusively for people into dirty filthy things ONLY
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I draw the line at dog eating ur tampons
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To be fair, I was actually the one to bring that up.
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I love you guys the way this thread has gotten so crazy makes me proud to be a shroomerite.
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Crystal G



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To be fair, it's not like I go around intentionally feeding my dog tampons. Sometimes dogs just sniff them out and go through the trash and eat them, and you don't find out till after they shit it out that they ate your tampon.
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I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum
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Yes the way nature intended; Dirty, smelly, and sweaty.
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You're doing Yoga wrong...
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Black_Sunset said: I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum 
You're doing Yoga wrong...
You don't fucking know me or my yoga practice. If you were never turned on in a yoga class something is wrong with you. You think you can infer from 2 sentences how much of a real yogi I am? Suck my flexible dick
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Atrium said:
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Black_Sunset said: I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum 
You're doing Yoga wrong...
You don't fucking know me or my yoga practice. If you were never turned on in a yoga class something is wrong with you. You think you can infer from 2 sentences how much of a real yogi I am? Suck my flexible dick
Two sentences. You're using the English language wrong.
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Atrium]
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Yoga Fight! Cage Match!
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lmao way to derail an awesome thread.
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What is this thread actually about?
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zappaisgod
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Not washing for several days.
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Doin the dirty while you're dirty.
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I'm always dirty and as far as I can tell so are you.
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Dirty minded-always. But I definitely feel gross after skipping a day of showering. Mainly my hair. It gets so greasy, yuck.
Dirty camping sex is a-ok in my books though
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Dirty camping sex is a-ok in my books though 
Yep, curse of the northern european blondes/red head in your case. My hair gets greasy as fuck if I don't shower. I can't go out in public everyday unless I shower.
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God damn lol this thread is gonna help me sleep tonight.
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In california so I have an excuse for not showering (finally)
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you like to keep the sweat on your skin?
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no. there's no more water.
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Oh, where I'm at we just got a ton of rain the last couple weeks so everyone was like, "yay the drought is over!"
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when rain doesn't fix your drought that's gods way of saying youre fucked!
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Eh, I live by a HUGE lake, I'm not too worried about it.
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we don't get rain anymore because of climate change. San francisco got 0 inces of rain in January this year and that's the first time in recorded history. meat industry sucks up over half the water we do have and the rest goes to the ag business and we send all our fucking vegetables to your lame states.
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You are having a drought because of el nino and you didn't have enough water for intense agriculture in the first place but there would be enough for the fields if you didn't piss it all away on the stupid fucking smelt
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Hey, dirty sex means anal after eating taco bell two hours ago. Anything besides that isn't so dirty.
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what about butt sex after chipotle?
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Anonymous #2
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Probably taste better, if you're doing ATM.
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Anonymous #1
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those new beef and cheese burritos from el Monterey gave me yellow clay like shit that smelled horrible.
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That would totally ruin the moment.
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it sucks because I love el Monterey
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