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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21764032 - 06/04/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
I draw the line at dog eating ur tampons




To be fair, it's not like I go around intentionally feeding my dog tampons. Sometimes dogs just sniff them out and go through the trash and eat them, and you don't find out till after they shit it out that they ate your tampon. :lolsy:


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #21764143 - 06/05/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum :fonda:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21764247 - 06/05/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes the way nature intended; Dirty, smelly, and sweaty.


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OfflineAtrium
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21767031 - 06/05/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum :fonda:



You're doing Yoga wrong...


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Atrium] * 1
    #21768088 - 06/05/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Atrium said:
Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum :fonda:



You're doing Yoga wrong...




You don't fucking know me or my yoga practice. If you were never turned on in a yoga class something is wrong with you. You think you can infer from 2 sentences how much of a real yogi I am? Suck my flexible dick


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OfflineAtrium
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21769548 - 06/06/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
Quote:

Atrium said:
Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
I do a lot of hot yoga and most classes are 75-90% women. Sometimes when that shit gets going it just fills with humid, sweaty pussy odor. 9/10 times I fucking love it...it awakens something primal in me. When I'm there with a partner I can't wait to fuck them. Even just bending them over after we get to the car and just stuffing my face in their yoga pants on. It's kinda funny but I fucking love it. That shit gets licked clean. Yum :fonda:



You're doing Yoga wrong...




You don't fucking know me or my yoga practice. If you were never turned on in a yoga class something is wrong with you. You think you can infer from 2 sentences how much of a real yogi I am? Suck my flexible dick



Two sentences. You're using the English language wrong.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Atrium]
    #21770534 - 06/06/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yoga Fight!  Cage Match!


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21771117 - 06/06/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lmao way to derail an awesome thread.


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21771983 - 06/06/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What is this thread actually about?


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #21773108 - 06/07/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not washing for several days.


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InvisibleOsculateOfDemise
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21773152 - 06/07/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Doin the dirty while you're dirty.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21773325 - 06/07/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm always dirty and as far as I can tell so are you.


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InvisibleOsculateOfDemise
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21773429 - 06/07/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Dirty minded-always. But I definitely feel gross after skipping a day of showering. Mainly my hair. It gets so greasy, yuck.

Dirty camping sex is a-ok in my books though :wink:


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InvisibleCognitive_Shift
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21774025 - 06/07/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
Dirty minded-always. But I definitely feel gross after skipping a day of showering. Mainly my hair. It gets so greasy, yuck.

Dirty camping sex is a-ok in my books though :wink:



Yep, curse of the northern european blondes/red head in your case.  My hair gets greasy as fuck if I don't shower.  I can't go out in public everyday unless I shower.


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OfflinelillFish
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #21812180 - 06/15/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God damn lol this thread is gonna help me sleep tonight.


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: lillFish]
    #21812789 - 06/15/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In california so I have an excuse for not showering (finally)


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21812850 - 06/15/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you like to keep the sweat on your skin?


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21813143 - 06/16/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

no. there's no more water.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21814090 - 06/16/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh, where I'm at we just got a ton of rain the last couple weeks so everyone was like,
"yay the drought is over!"


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21814157 - 06/16/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

when rain doesn't fix your drought that's gods way of saying youre fucked! :haha:


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