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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21762663 - 06/04/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Im surprised at how many chicks clicked on this post. it think it tell us something...

girls like dirty sex!!!


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21762722 - 06/04/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's a surprise? Girls are just as kinky and horny and gross as men. It's sexist to think otherwise :tongue:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21762757 - 06/04/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would sometimes get caught not listening to my ex b/c her pheremones or whatever smelled so good I couldnt concentrate

But it wasnt smelly it was fantastic. Indescribeable really, which is why I assumed it was pheramones


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21762775 - 06/04/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pillows and blankets..:datass:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21762801 - 06/04/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Pillows and blankets..:datass:



I left my pillow at her place once and I asked her to sleep on it till I got it back

Think it may have creeped her out a bit:lol:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21762844 - 06/04/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Eh, it is what it is.  Ive had a few bird dog puppies that wouldnt stop raising hell if I didnt put my jacket on the floor for them to nest up in..  it all goes/comes full circle.

We're all the same.. science bro:thumbup:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21762897 - 06/04/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I to this day never was the smell of wood smoke out of my clothes.  That shit feel good when someone that matters to you isnt around...and you have something to remember them by.


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21762986 - 06/04/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

'Something to remember you by'

That was like the exact words I said!

I think if I smelled it today I might burst into tears or punch a hole in a wall

Id always heard smell was the strongest memory trigger. I totally belive it now


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21763102 - 06/04/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OsculateOfDemise said:
:rolleyes:

Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...



Why the hell do you think dogs enjoy the smell of shit? They have powerful noses and have to deal with the smell x10


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Atrium]
    #21763171 - 06/04/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes because rolling around in and eating shit is the only option for something that is so putrid to them that they have no other choice.

Dogs fucking love the smell of shit.


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21763173 - 06/04/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I LOVE THE SMELL OF SHIT! FUCK YEAH!!!!!


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21763306 - 06/04/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Atrium said:
Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
:rolleyes:

Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...



Why the hell do you think dogs enjoy the smell of shit? They have powerful noses and have to deal with the smell x10




Dogs don't "enjoy" the smell of shit. When they sniff shit, they are actually analyzing it. Their noses are so powerful, they can tell whether urine or feces is from a male or a female, whether it is from a human or a cat or another dog, they can tell what kind of trail the dog was leaving behind (whether it was a territory marking or not), what that animal has recently eaten, etc.

Dogs noses are actually so powerful they can detect and analyze parts of your DNA even.

Even I am able to analyze certain things about men simply by sniffing them. I've noticed I can tell how much testosterone or how much estrogen a man exudes based on how musky his smell is.


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #21763908 - 06/04/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Atrium said:
Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
:rolleyes:

Yah I'm sure that's exactly it...



Why the hell do you think dogs enjoy the smell of shit? They have powerful noses and have to deal with the smell x10




Dogs don't "enjoy" the smell of shit. When they sniff shit, they are actually analyzing it. Their noses are so powerful, they can tell whether urine or feces is from a male or a female, whether it is from a human or a cat or another dog, they can tell what kind of trail the dog was leaving behind (whether it was a territory marking or not), what that animal has recently eaten, etc.

Dogs noses are actually so powerful they can detect and analyze parts of your DNA even.

Even I am able to analyze certain things about men simply by sniffing them. I've noticed I can tell how much testosterone or how much estrogen a man exudes based on how musky his smell is.



I wasn't saying why do dogs enjoy the smell. I was saying why does she believe that noise?

It's one thing to smell it. It's another to lick it up. So why do they eat it up? To clean it. So they don't have to deal with it anymore.


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Atrium]
    #21763936 - 06/04/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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It's one thing to smell it. It's another to lick it up. So why do they eat it up? To clean it. So they don't have to deal with it anymore.




It's true, dogs do like to lick things clean. But I think that you can also tell if a dog finds a smell truly unpleasant.

For example, when I wake up with morning breath and breathe on my dog's face, you can tell she REALLY doesn't like the smell of my breath. She sniffs it, flinches, and turns desperately away from my mouth LOL.

On the other hand, she digs through all my laundry and finds dirty underwear of mine, and licks all the juices off. She bites and chews the shit out of it like it's bubble gum or some shit.

It makes sense that dogs would enjoy eating bloody tampons, to them it's blood, probably reminds them of a juicy steak substitute. :lol:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #21763947 - 06/04/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Atrium said:
It's one thing to smell it. It's another to lick it up. So why do they eat it up? To clean it. So they don't have to deal with it anymore.




It's true, dogs do like to lick things clean. But I think that you can also tell if a dog finds a smell truly unpleasant.

For example, when I wake up with morning breath and breathe on my dog's face, you can tell she REALLY doesn't like the smell of my breath. She sniffs it, flinches, and turns desperately away from my mouth LOL.

On the other hand, she digs through all my laundry and finds dirty underwear of mine, and licks all the juices off.

It makes sense that dogs would enjoy eating bloody tampons, to them it's blood, probably reminds them of a juicy steak substitute. :lol:



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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #21763962 - 06/04/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

GTFO this thread this thread is exclusively for people into dirty filthy things ONLY :crankey:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #21763964 - 06/04/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I draw the line at dog eating ur tampons


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21763980 - 06/04/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

To be fair, I was actually the one to bring that up.


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21763998 - 06/04/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:knowwhatnevermind:


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Re: Dirty sex. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21764000 - 06/04/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I love you guys the way this thread has gotten so crazy makes me proud to be a shroomerite.:awepreciation:


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