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Uh Oh!
    #2175573 - 12/13/03 11:15 PM (14 years, 4 days ago)

According to NBC , there's trouble in Bedford Falls tonight, with a fellow named George Bailey. I'm a little worried, but I'm sure Clarence the Angle will be able to take care of it. Let's keep our fingers crossed! :laugh:


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Re: Uh Oh! [Re: Papaver]
    #2175580 - 12/13/03 11:19 PM (14 years, 4 days ago)

That's one of the best christmas movies ever. I've seen it a million times.

"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson

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Re: Uh Oh! [Re: Papaver]
    #2175619 - 12/13/03 11:42 PM (14 years, 4 days ago)

"...mind like a rabbit, faith of a child."  :sun:

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    #2175668 - 12/14/03 12:30 AM (14 years, 4 days ago)

That, and that he's a "clock-maker"...

George Bailey: "No, but you . . . you . . . you're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house . . . right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others.

Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Foreclose on them?"


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Re: Uh Oh! [Re: Papaver]
    #2175764 - 12/14/03 01:43 AM (14 years, 4 days ago)

NICK (impatient): Look, I'm the boss. You want a drink or don't you?

GEORGE: Okay ?? all right. Double bourbon, quick, huh?

NICK: Okay.
(to Clarence)
What's yours?

CLARENCE: I was just thinking . . .
(face puckers up with delicious anticipation)
It's been so long since I . . .

NICK (impatient): Look, mister, I'm standing here waiting for you to make up your mind.

CLARENCE (appreciatively): That's a good man. I was just thinking of a flaming rum punch. No, it's not cold enough for that. Not nearly cold enough . . . Wait a minute . . . wait a minute . . . I got it. Mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves. Off with you, me lad, and be lively!

NICK: Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear? Or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

[As he says this, Nick leans over the counter and puts his left fist nearly in Clarence's eye. Clarence is puzzled by this conduct.]

CLARENCE (to George): What's he talking about?

GEORGE (soothingly): Nick ?? Nick, just give him the same as mine. He's okay.

NICK: Okay.

[Nick turns away to get the drinks.]

GEORGE: What's the matter with him. I never saw Nick act like that before.

CLARENCE: You'll see a lot of strange things from now on.

GEORGE: Oh, yeah. Hey, little fellow ?? you worry me. You got someplace to sleep?


GEORGE: You don't huh? Well, you got any money?

[Nick is listening suspiciously to this conversation.]


GEORGE: No wonder you jumped in the river.

CLARENCE: I jumped in the river to save you so I could get my wings.

[Nick stops pouring the drinks, bottle poised in his hand.]

GEORGE: Oh, that's right.

[A cash register bell rings off stage. Clarence reacts to the SOUND of the bell.]

CLARENCE: Oh-oh. Somebody's just made it.

GEORGE: Made what?

CLARENCE: Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.

[George glances up at Nick.]

GEORGE: Look, I think maybe you better not mention getting your wings around here.

CLARENCE: Why? Don't they believe in angels?

GEORGE (looking at Nick): A . . . Yeah, but . . . you know . . .

CLARENCE: Then why should they be surprised when they see one?

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