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Offlinepropensity
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    #21754204 - 06/02/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: propensity] * 1
    #21754327 - 06/02/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

MAY HIS CIRCUITS EVER FUNCTION!





YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: propensity]
    #21754331 - 06/02/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what the fuck


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21754396 - 06/02/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

watches to much youtube?


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21754410 - 06/02/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That wasn't about deflated footballs.. not one bit.


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: WScott]
    #21754640 - 06/02/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Have any of you guys even gone to a hypercybernetic history class? :smirk:


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: twighead]
    #21754650 - 06/02/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am sorry I missed where we talked about lizard people in school. then again I dropped out... hahahah


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