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propensity
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Important News for Patriots 4
#21754204 - 06/02/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pending the approval of the immaculate incorporeal dingo essence (pictured above) that speaks from on high to the wrinkled profligates of the corporatocracy, the Froglan Raygon The Forthright (pictured below) shall henceforth be known as the keeper of the Hypnotic Reagan Baby, who's holy, patriotic light shines down on the shuffling masses like the flickering glow of the flourescent bulbs erected by the Reptilians in 4014. Come the time that the holy child be of a sufficient weight, he shall be broadcasted to all disgusting hairless ones on a daily basis. His influence is expected to increase desertification and diet coke consumption by 25%.

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This concludes the dissemination of all news available at this time. May the infinitely unfolding sublime blessings of the supreme dingo being guide all of you to a Satisfying Consumer Experience.
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twighead
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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: propensity] 1
#21754327 - 06/02/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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MAY HIS CIRCUITS EVER FUNCTION!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Gottaloveacid
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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: propensity]
#21754331 - 06/02/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what the fuck
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Trichome_Delta9


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watches to much youtube?
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WScott
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That wasn't about deflated footballs.. not one bit.
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twighead
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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: WScott]
#21754640 - 06/02/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have any of you guys even gone to a hypercybernetic history class?
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Trichome_Delta9


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Re: Important News for Patriots [Re: twighead]
#21754650 - 06/02/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am sorry I missed where we talked about lizard people in school. then again I dropped out... hahahah
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