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A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction
#21753653 - 06/02/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So in the fall of 2014 I started collecting morning glory seeds from plants growing in various places. I had heard of the Naptha/Iso rubbing alcohol method and my noob ass didn't have any naptha so I just used Iso alcohol. Another fuckup (I think) was I didn't do a quick wash, I left that shit soaking for day. So I filtered the bullshit and evaped off most of the alcohol and tried half of it over a day. After feeling not shit I did the rest of it. Keep in mind my dumb ass was too impatient to evap all the alcohol so I manned up and took it like it was.
Fast forward to later that night I was doing an econ project at a friends house (after we had smoked a few bong loads first) and when we finished (it was such a shitty project) we went out to smoke even more. All of a sudden my stomach started making noises and feeling terrible so I ran in the bathroom and started pissing out of my ass hole like a girl. 
I was trying to be fast because the rule is that when you leave you get skipped in rotation and my friends know I knew this and also know that I hate getting skiped. So after like 20 minuets they were wondering what the fuck I was doing and came in. This whole time pure liquid was ~shooting~ out of my ass. My buddy said when he stood outside the bathroom door he thought it was the faucet running.
So let this be a lesson to all you fuckers that wanna try some bathroom chemistry shit and are too damn stupid to follow the procedures. Not only will your guts violently projectile shit poo-water from your butt, but even worse you could get skipped in rotation. I probably missed out on a gram of smoke (out a bong between three people) during the duration of my bathroom adventure.
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753666 - 06/02/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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but good thing you're warning other people so they don't make your mistake 
what was the consistency of the final product? a goo? a liquid?
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: FriedEgg]
#21753690 - 06/02/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Both. It was mostly liquid with the occasional chunk butt it felt so hot and the main thing I remember is how powerful it was. Like if I weren't at a toilet I could have easily super soaked a mother fucker from probably about 10 yards away. It made no since how hard I was able to push it out.
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction - nasty [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753733 - 06/02/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Geeze man, sounds nasty.
Always evaporate the solvent, you crazy or sumthang?
I use methanol i would never dare drink it! Cause it could kill ya!
But extracted LSA is AMAZING.
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753736 - 06/02/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what percentage was the iso alcohol?
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: FriedEgg]
#21753767 - 06/02/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wanna say the iso was 95% but I could be wrong. And yea drinking solvent is some next level retardation which I learned from that experience. Unfortunately I didn't feel any kind of psychedelic high from the extract. Just poo.
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753781 - 06/02/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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did you at least feel a little drunk from drinking the alcohol?
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: FriedEgg]
#21753791 - 06/02/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Naw but I felt stupid as fuck for drinking it xD
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Re: A story about me fucking up a morning glory seed extraction [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753794 - 06/02/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude. Throw it in front of a fan or use low heat or whatever else. Dont drink isopropyl alcohol and you'll be ok..haha Shits poison mmkayyy
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