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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: koods]
    #21981044 - 07/22/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
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AddyZomeD said:
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Zombi3 said:
One time I let my ex put her thumb in my bum while we were 69ing cuz I felt kinky at the time :wink:



idk when I started with anal play


it started with a finger in like 2010
it felt really weird, and I didn't like it

then It escalated to 2 then 3 then 4 then 5





So, you're fisting yourself?



ive been fucked up drunk before trying to fist
i never been able to fist myself :rofl:


but 5 fingers, yes


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: koods] * 4
    #21981045 - 07/22/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

this little piggy fucked right off.

this little piggy smelled bad

this little piggy looked like death itself

this little piggy was whole...

and this little piggy cried "WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE DAMNED WORK" all the way home.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: rxb]
    #21981366 - 07/22/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: rxb]
    #21981374 - 07/22/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am still fucking laughing.  Quite possibly the best post ever on the Shroomery.  Except for all of mine, of course.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981415 - 07/22/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)




just a thought:smilingpuppy:


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21981483 - 07/22/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That picture is really Gnarly.

How long will you have the Phantom pains for?


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Atreyu]
    #21981521 - 07/22/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Presumably life!


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #21981805 - 07/22/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981807 - 07/22/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I read a few weeks ago they're looking for a new toe as someone accidentally swallowed the one they had.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21981853 - 07/22/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

NO WAY!  Well we all know where they can get a fresh one.  Or five.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981951 - 07/22/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21981961 - 07/22/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's a real thing.  I've known about it for a long time.  They might be in the market for a new toe.  By the way, the hospital probably won't give you the ones they chop off.  Biohazard considerations.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21981969 - 07/22/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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ur foot is flipping us off :flipthebird:

btw everyone should quote this image in every post, for science


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981988 - 07/22/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I got my big toe today that's all I wanted.

Did I want my dead toe? :facepalm: I don't even know lol it's gross

I guess the bone would be cool... :crazy:
I've never seen my own bones.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21981995 - 07/22/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Better than having your dead leg in a box


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21982139 - 07/22/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

better than a castration.


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I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: rxb] * 1
    #21982150 - 07/22/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Look at the bright side, you could be sprinkles but instead you just lost a few toes. I'd say you came out on top


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21982154 - 07/22/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that sounds legit

:solidnod:


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. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: rxb] * 1
    #21982204 - 07/22/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wow! That is one crazy looking foot.

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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Detached]
    #21982236 - 07/22/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm going to tattoo over the scars and such

Probably tattoo 3D toes


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