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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21769255 - 06/06/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh you know im gunna have endless fucked up stories for parties lol!

I hit myself with the buckshot while hunting partridge..

I got attacked by a baby shark while surfing in florida..

I stepped in a bear trap..

I dropped *anything* on my foot..

Etc, etc, etc...


Which toe did your sister lose? Im most worried about losing my big toe..


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769263 - 06/06/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She lost part of her big toe and almost all of the index toe. If that's what you'd call it. It went in as an angle so it was kind of a slant. If that makes sense. So like, the tip of the big toe and most of the index toe. I don't think she has a knuckle but I don't really remember. She's like ten years older than me so i was really young. Most of what I remember was blood. A lot of blood.

She doesn't wear sandals anymore that's about it. Plus she keeps that fucking shoe which is nightmare fuel man. So much  blood. She played basketball and other shit and never mentioned any difficulty or relearning to walk but I guess no one in the family asked.

We mostly ridiculed her for being retarded. How do you stick your foot in a fucking lawn mower? Lol


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769284 - 06/06/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That makes me feel a little more optimistic. Im hoping to only lose my big toe from the tip to the nail bed. But i think all 5 toes on my left foot will be lost, at very least to the nail bed, if not farther..

So I may be worse off than your sister. But i will fashion myself some sort of shoe insert to replace my toes so I dont miss them much...


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769316 - 06/06/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Worst case scenario you just accidentally got your swagger back. :lol:

Did you know they grew a functional mouse leg in a lab? Shits fucking cray cray.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/04/how-scientists-built-the-worlds-first-lab-grown-limbs/

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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769340 - 06/06/15 08:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Worst case scenario you just accidentally got your swagger back. :lol:





Ive heard that chicks dig scars...
But fully missing toes?
hmmmmmmm


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769348 - 06/06/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Worst case scenario you just accidentally got your swagger back. :lol:





Ive heard that chicks dig scars...
But fully missing toes?
hmmmmmmm



Are you scared about the pain or procedure


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21769359 - 06/06/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's amputee fetish porn.

Some chick will probably want to lick where your toes used to be.

The Internet is a scary place. I've seen a woman fuck a man in the ass with her nub leg. Just don't ask to see my Google history.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21769361 - 06/06/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Im scared about the procedure. I dont like being knocked out with drugs, even if it is ketamine, which is what I was knocked out with for my fashiotomies...

Im also scared I wont be able to teach myself to skateboard again without a big toe. Skateboarding is something I hold very very dear to my heart.

Im not really scared for the pain for at all.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769362 - 06/06/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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There's amputee fetish porn.

Some chick will probably want to lick where your toes used to be.

The Internet is a scary place. I've seen a woman fuck a man in the ass with her nub leg. Just don't ask to see my Google history.




:lolsy:I like you LOL


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769366 - 06/06/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you will likely be ok as far as skateboarding goes, i bet. i think you will adjust as far as balance goes.


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    #21769377 - 06/06/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I do have a decade of freestyle skateboarding experiece. Its not like Im a stranger to the board. So I am optimistic Ill skate again. But before this happed I could ollie 10 sets, do flips, and ride a half pipe like a mofo. Im worried Ill be doomed to low rails and small sets for the rest of my life. I dont know how much impact you can take without toes... My days of "go big or go home" are probably done...


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769382 - 06/06/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Somebody mentioned leeches but I was thinking maggots


Probably won't work for terminal digits, though


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769385 - 06/06/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Did you not watch the x games this year?

Bob burnquist broke his fucking arm in practice and then skated in the competition the same day, just a few hours afterwards.  Also I should mention he won gold in big air with a broken arm.

You'll be shredding bro. No worries.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769392 - 06/06/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It would be kickass to throw out some varial heels, fakie bigspins, and 3-flips in a game of skate, win the game, then be like haha I have no toes on my front foot haha :tongue:

Also everytime I lose a game of skate, "congratulations you beat a kid with no toes, youre awesome"

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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769402 - 06/06/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All you can do are heel flips forever. Lol. It'll be a heel flip no matter which ways you flip it. :lol:

That congratulations you beat someone with 3 toes is such a hilarious dick move. Like what would you even do if someone sad that to you other than stand there in awkward silence.
. I still vote you should do it though.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769417 - 06/06/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL yea technically even if I manage a kickflip, Ill be flippin dat shit with my heel! I liked heel flips better than kickflips anyway, but Ive always loved varial kickflips.

3-Flips will be hard...

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That congratulations you beat someone with 3 toes is such a hilarious dick move. Like what would you even do if someone sad that to you other than stand there in awkward silence.
. I still vote you should do it though.



HAHAHA I know right! Like the dude just wins and gains an ego boost, then bam! Haha I have no toes! Like, moot lol.

Ill do it, but not every game haha, Im a fair skater, Im in it for the love, not to be the best.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21769435 - 06/06/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can't kick flip for shit but I can heel flip like a mother fucker.

Can't three flip either but I can laser flip. Basically if I go first I win. But if I go second I lose. Hahaha. I can't do the gentle flick you need, I just end up slamming the board into the ground like a tardfarm. It's kinda shameful. But yeah, heel flips are way cooler. Have you seen neen Williams heel flips? I can fap to that.


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769453 - 06/06/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:datass:Thats a fucking heel flip!


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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769463 - 06/06/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

jeezuz zombi! :wetself:

heal up dude!
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Re: My near death experience - Almost killed myself with irresponsible research chemical dosing. [Re: Phototropism]
    #21769467 - 06/06/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Heel up




Shame on you for wasting the opportunity for a delicious pun.


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