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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
#21752060 - 06/02/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: Well you basically called her fat in her mind, and on top of that, she probably thought you were a creep hitting on her. That was her way of saying, "look buddy, I'm not interested"
That's her paranoid problem....not his.
That was her way of saying "i have emotional issues, i'm unhappy and miserable. " not "i'm not interested"
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: 1234go]
#21752078 - 06/02/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It shouldn't bother him so much if he was just trying to make her smile. Every comedian knows some jokes are a hit and some jokes are a miss. That one was a miss. My jokes are a miss all the time on this website. I don't make threads about it and call you a bunch of bitches that can't take a joke.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
#21752089 - 06/02/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Honestly OP it was really dumb telling a fat joke to a chick. Idk why you expected her to think that was funny. Girls are really sensitive about their weight/appearance. Have some more social awareness next time.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21752210 - 06/02/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DMT, don't get me wrong. I'm not butthurt.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Honestly OP it was really dumb telling a fat joke to a chick. Idk why you expected her to think that was funny. Girls are really sensitive about their weight/appearance. Have some more social awareness next time.
It wasn't exactly a "Fat joke" but yea I guess you're right. I still don't regret it though... There are happy people out there who enjoy random encounters like that... Once upon a time, a woman made a similarly goofy comment about me buying a giant tub of ice cream at 1am and I found it absolutely hilarious.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21752250 - 06/02/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Honestly OP it was really dumb telling a fat joke to a chick. Idk why you expected her to think that was funny. Girls are really sensitive about their weight/appearance. Have some more social awareness next time.
Well, yeah you're right...true true...
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FriedEgg said: It wasn't exactly a "Fat joke" but yea I guess you're right. I still don't regret it though... There are happy people out there who enjoy random encounters like that... Once upon a time, a woman made a similarly goofy comment about me buying a giant tub of ice cream at 1am and I found it absolutely hilarious
Also true. Plenty of people can distinguish between friendly, creepy and douche bag, putting insecurities aside and find humor in the situation.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21752252 - 06/02/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Some people just don't like when you talk to them in public. Sometimes if I am in a pissy mood I will just give people a look if they joke with me, and sometimes I don't pick up on jokes. Then you've got jokes like this:
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qman said: OP, she might call the cops on you for sexual assault. Don't piss off a female today!
Do you know the reason why women are so sensitive about sexual assault? What did she do that makes you say this? Why does any of this even have to do with her being a woman?
It's kinda funny to me that the people who will demean women for expressing that they are uncomfortable in certain situations are the same people who think that whites are the real victims of racism Also kinda obnoxious tho
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: 1234go]
#21752257 - 06/02/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I see your point as well 1234go... I just wouldn't have ever done that myself.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21752262 - 06/02/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: Some people just don't like when you talk to them in public. Sometimes if I am in a pissy mood I will just give people a look if they joke with me, and sometimes I don't pick up on jokes. Then you've got jokes like this:
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qman said: OP, she might call the cops on you for sexual assault. Don't piss off a female today!
Do you know the reason why women are so sensitive about sexual assault? What did she do that makes you say this? Why does any of this even have to do with her being a woman?
It's kinda funny to me that the people who will demean women for expressing that they are uncomfortable in certain situations are the same people who think that whites are the real victims of racism Also kinda obnoxious tho
I think he's referring to I like cow poo's thread..
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21752277 - 06/02/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I see your point as well 1234go... I just wouldn't have ever done that myself.
I honestly wouldn't have either. That's a big no-no.
That's more something you'd say to a little kid who just got a huge ice cream cone or something. Or if you know the girl personally, it'd probably go over smoother.
There's just time and a damn place for these things..
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: 1234go] 1
#21752301 - 06/02/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I find that complimenting women is the best way to hit on them (specifically articles of clothing or their hair). Don't go overboard with it. "HEY NICE TITS"
But definitely not, "HEY BITCH YOU REALY GONNA EAT ALL THEM DONUTS BY YOURSELF?!"
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21752309 - 06/02/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: Some people just don't like when you talk to them in public. Sometimes if I am in a pissy mood I will just give people a look if they joke with me, and sometimes I don't pick up on jokes.
Exactly. All three sentences I feel are applicable in OP's situation, especially since it's 6 in the morning. She probably just woke up and was really tired.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21752310 - 06/02/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: ...o
I think he's referring to I like cow poo's thread..
Fair enough, not really up to date on that situation. I just don't like when people take the attitude that women are eager to abuse the legal system for trivial things. I don't believe that is generally true, even if it does happen once in a while.
My main point is that I can relate. I may be bitchy, and I'm from an area where people aren't especially outgoing, so when people start joking with me out of nowhere sometimes it can catch me off gaurd and I will be like and then sometimes I'll walk away and realize they were joking. It's a little rude, but so is sarcasm/deprecating jokes in many people's opinions.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21752318 - 06/02/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ops just made he found out he isn't as funny as he thought he was this morning
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21752320 - 06/02/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I find that complimenting women is the best way to hit on them (specifically articles of clothing or their hair). Don't go overboard with it. "HEY NICE TITS"
But definitely not, "HEY BITCH YOU REALY GONNA EAT ALL THEM DONUTS BY YOURSELF?!"
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: 1234go] 1
#21752324 - 06/02/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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At least he isn't as mad as the guy who found out he isn't that great of a rapper.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
#21752327 - 06/02/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That was probably the worst rap song i've ever heard in my life and that's saying something
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 3
#21752329 - 06/02/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet she doesn't even have a job, and is sitting in front of grey's anatomy right now on donut #9
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21752364 - 06/02/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: ...o
I think he's referring to I like cow poo's thread..
Fair enough, not really up to date on that situation. I just don't like when people take the attitude that women are eager to abuse the legal system for trivial things. I don't believe that is generally true, even if it does happen once in a while.
My main point is that I can relate. I may be bitchy, and I'm from an area where people aren't especially outgoing, so when people start joking with me out of nowhere sometimes it can catch me off gaurd and I will be like and then sometimes I'll walk away and realize they were joking. It's a little rude, but so is sarcasm/deprecating jokes in many people's opinions.
"I just don't like when people take the attitude that women are eager to abuse the legal system"
Too bad, but the reality is that women abuse the legal and the workforce discipline systems multiple times more than men do today.
Males usually can't be victims when it comes to men vs women physical and verbal altercations, it's a nice weapon to have when a female gets pissed off at a man, for him it's guilty until proven innocent.
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21752365 - 06/02/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SirShroomsAlott said: Bitches be trippin bro
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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: qman]
#21752369 - 06/02/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said:
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moonrockmushy said: ...o
I think he's referring to I like cow poo's thread..
Fair enough, not really up to date on that situation. I just don't like when people take the attitude that women are eager to abuse the legal system for trivial things. I don't believe that is generally true, even if it does happen once in a while.
My main point is that I can relate. I may be bitchy, and I'm from an area where people aren't especially outgoing, so when people start joking with me out of nowhere sometimes it can catch me off gaurd and I will be like and then sometimes I'll walk away and realize they were joking. It's a little rude, but so is sarcasm/deprecating jokes in many people's opinions.
"I just don't like when people take the attitude that women are eager to abuse the legal system"
Too bad, but the reality is that women abuse the legal and the workforce discipline systems multiple times more than men do today.
You must have a source for this then, right?
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