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InvisibleFriedEggS
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some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop
    #21751790 - 06/02/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's a hot girl front of me at the donut shop.  She picks out 10 donuts.  Donut employee says "Miss, you should pick 2 more to make it a dozen so it'll be cheaper.".  She says ok and picks 2 more. 

I say to her: "damn... that's a lot of donuts.  I don't know how you're going to finish all of them. I can usually only eat 10.".

She says "UGH... they're for my office, not me."

I say "Yea, suuuuurrrrre" (with a smile on my face so she knows I'm being sarcastic)

She turns around, rolls her eyes and shakes her head like a valley girl, pays the donut man and promptly leaves the store.


:lol: I think I may have hit a nerve


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751796 - 06/02/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bitches be trippin bro


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751801 - 06/02/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She's probably on the road to becoming fat and she knows it, so she was cranky about your funny joke


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751820 - 06/02/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:lol: I think I may have hit a nerve




Indeed you did..

She was probably already dreading making the purchase, and most likely a shallow and vain person

She probably thought "i don't want guys to see me buying a dozen donuts!!, i'll look like a pig, do I look like i eat 12 donuts??!!"..

So when you said that, she was already full of worries in her head...and melted all over the donut shop...


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: 1234go] * 8
    #21751846 - 06/02/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just think, when she gets to the office her story is going to be:

"So this creepy guy at the donut shop was flirting with me with lame jokes and..."


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: badchad]
    #21751863 - 06/02/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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badchad said:
Just think, when she gets to the office her story is going to be:

"So this creepy guy at the donut shop was flirting with me with lame jokes and..."



:lol: :werd:


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751881 - 06/02/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck now I want donuts. Or crepes.

Some type of pastry.

:crankey:


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Adden] * 3
    #21751887 - 06/02/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP, she might call the cops on you for sexual assault. Don't piss off a female today!


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: badchad]
    #21751899 - 06/02/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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badchad said:
Just think, when she gets to the office her story is going to be:

"So this creepy guy at the donut shop was flirting with me with lame jokes and..."




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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg] * 1
    #21751903 - 06/02/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you should have offered her a glazed hotdog


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Adden]
    #21751918 - 06/02/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dys said:
Fuck now I want donuts. Or crepes.

Some type of pastry.

:crankey:



mmmm it was so good.  the donuts the girl got looked really good too.  they had cream and fresh strawberries.  kinda like this.

i bet she's stuffing her face with them right now






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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg] * 3
    #21751925 - 06/02/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She probably ate half threw up and now is going for a second round


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751930 - 06/02/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Those look delicious. I want them.


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751949 - 06/02/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm sure she can take a joke when she wants to hear one. Who doesn't like a good joke?


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
    #21751965 - 06/02/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm sure she can take a joke when she wants to hear one. Who doesn't like a good joke?



nahh,  if should could take a joke, she probably would have gave me a pitty laugh or shown no response.  instead, she was offended and tried to explain herself.


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21751975 - 06/02/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well you basically called her fat in her mind, and on top of that, she probably thought you were a creep hitting on her. That was her way of saying, "look buddy, I'm not interested"


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
    #21751992 - 06/02/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

well that's her other problem...  she thought i was hitting on her.


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21752003 - 06/02/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do you blame her? You said she's hot, so she probably gets it all the time. Would you have even said anything to her if she was obese or ugly?


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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Adden]
    #21752008 - 06/02/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
Fuck now I want donuts. Or crepes.

Some type of pastry.

:crankey:





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Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
    #21752050 - 06/02/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
Do you blame her? You said she's hot, so she probably gets it all the time. Would you have even said anything to her if she was obese or ugly?



If some dude makes a smartass joke to you at 6am in a donut shop and makes no sexual advances, he's probably not hitting on you.  He's more than likely just passing the time and trying to put a smile on your face before you start your day.

If she was fat, I wouldn't make that joke because it would without a doubt be taken seriously and really hurt her feelings.  Just like making a midget joke to Shaq is not offensive but making a midget joke to a real midget is just plain wrong.


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