|
FriedEgg



Registered: 09/22/14
Posts: 2,536
Loc: Taiwan
|
some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop
#21751790 - 06/02/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
There's a hot girl front of me at the donut shop. She picks out 10 donuts. Donut employee says "Miss, you should pick 2 more to make it a dozen so it'll be cheaper.". She says ok and picks 2 more.
I say to her: "damn... that's a lot of donuts. I don't know how you're going to finish all of them. I can usually only eat 10.".
She says "UGH... they're for my office, not me."
I say "Yea, suuuuurrrrre" (with a smile on my face so she knows I'm being sarcastic)
She turns around, rolls her eyes and shakes her head like a valley girl, pays the donut man and promptly leaves the store.
I think I may have hit a nerve
-------------------- (Yes, the egg is real)
How to post pics
|
SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



Registered: 05/15/14
Posts: 6,945
Loc: United States
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751796 - 06/02/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Bitches be trippin bro
|
psychodelia
Not a cop


Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 2,284
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751801 - 06/02/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
She's probably on the road to becoming fat and she knows it, so she was cranky about your funny joke
-------------------- don't be nervous
|
1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 53,874
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751820 - 06/02/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
I think I may have hit a nerve
Indeed you did..
She was probably already dreading making the purchase, and most likely a shallow and vain person
She probably thought "i don't want guys to see me buying a dozen donuts!!, i'll look like a pig, do I look like i eat 12 donuts??!!"..
So when you said that, she was already full of worries in her head...and melted all over the donut shop...
|
badchad
Mad Scientist

Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 13,372
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: 1234go] 8
#21751846 - 06/02/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Just think, when she gets to the office her story is going to be:
"So this creepy guy at the donut shop was flirting with me with lame jokes and..."
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
|
FriedEgg



Registered: 09/22/14
Posts: 2,536
Loc: Taiwan
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: badchad]
#21751863 - 06/02/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
badchad said: Just think, when she gets to the office her story is going to be:
"So this creepy guy at the donut shop was flirting with me with lame jokes and..."
-------------------- (Yes, the egg is real)
How to post pics
|
Adden

Registered: 06/04/03
Posts: 39,201
Loc:
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751881 - 06/02/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Fuck now I want donuts. Or crepes.
Some type of pastry.
|
qman
Stranger

Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 34,927
Last seen: 2 hours, 26 minutes
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Adden] 3
#21751887 - 06/02/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
OP, she might call the cops on you for sexual assault. Don't piss off a female today!
|
Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



Registered: 04/04/12
Posts: 13,851
Loc:
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: badchad]
#21751899 - 06/02/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
badchad said: Just think, when she gets to the office her story is going to be:
"So this creepy guy at the donut shop was flirting with me with lame jokes and..."
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
|
ManianFH
living in perverty


Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 14,741
Last seen: 44 minutes, 28 seconds
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg] 1
#21751903 - 06/02/15 09:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
you should have offered her a glazed hotdog
-------------------- notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... " ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."
|
FriedEgg



Registered: 09/22/14
Posts: 2,536
Loc: Taiwan
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Adden]
#21751918 - 06/02/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Dys said: Fuck now I want donuts. Or crepes.
Some type of pastry.

mmmm it was so good. the donuts the girl got looked really good too. they had cream and fresh strawberries. kinda like this.
i bet she's stuffing her face with them right now

-------------------- (Yes, the egg is real)
How to post pics
Edited by FriedEgg (06/02/15 09:36 AM)
|
twelvelookslikeu
Stranger



Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 738
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg] 3
#21751925 - 06/02/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
She probably ate half threw up and now is going for a second round
--------------------

|
TopPmz
<No Title>


Registered: 01/13/13
Posts: 2,615
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751930 - 06/02/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Those look delicious. I want them.
-------------------- "Freedom Isn't Free" is only half correct. True freedom doesn't exist in the society we exist in. What the saying really means is "The Illusion of Freedom Isn't Free"
|
D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


Registered: 10/31/09
Posts: 10,991
Loc: In your brain
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751949 - 06/02/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
I'm sure she can take a joke when she wants to hear one. Who doesn't like a good joke?
|
FriedEgg



Registered: 09/22/14
Posts: 2,536
Loc: Taiwan
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
#21751965 - 06/02/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
D.M.T said: I'm sure she can take a joke when she wants to hear one. Who doesn't like a good joke?
nahh, if should could take a joke, she probably would have gave me a pitty laugh or shown no response. instead, she was offended and tried to explain herself.
-------------------- (Yes, the egg is real)
How to post pics
|
D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


Registered: 10/31/09
Posts: 10,991
Loc: In your brain
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21751975 - 06/02/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Well you basically called her fat in her mind, and on top of that, she probably thought you were a creep hitting on her. That was her way of saying, "look buddy, I'm not interested"
|
FriedEgg



Registered: 09/22/14
Posts: 2,536
Loc: Taiwan
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
#21751992 - 06/02/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
well that's her other problem... she thought i was hitting on her.
-------------------- (Yes, the egg is real)
How to post pics
|
D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


Registered: 10/31/09
Posts: 10,991
Loc: In your brain
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: FriedEgg]
#21752003 - 06/02/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Do you blame her? You said she's hot, so she probably gets it all the time. Would you have even said anything to her if she was obese or ugly?
|
r00tuuu123
Now I'm just really piseed



Registered: 04/20/12
Posts: 8,507
Loc: I'll be there in a minute
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: Adden]
#21752008 - 06/02/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Dys said: Fuck now I want donuts. Or crepes.
Some type of pastry.

--------------------
Please report me to a Mod for hurting your punk ass hippie feelings And all time Champion thread killer.
|
FriedEgg



Registered: 09/22/14
Posts: 2,536
Loc: Taiwan
|
Re: some bitches just can't take a joke v. donut shop [Re: D.M.T]
#21752050 - 06/02/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
D.M.T said: Do you blame her? You said she's hot, so she probably gets it all the time. Would you have even said anything to her if she was obese or ugly?
If some dude makes a smartass joke to you at 6am in a donut shop and makes no sexual advances, he's probably not hitting on you. He's more than likely just passing the time and trying to put a smile on your face before you start your day.
If she was fat, I wouldn't make that joke because it would without a doubt be taken seriously and really hurt her feelings. Just like making a midget joke to Shaq is not offensive but making a midget joke to a real midget is just plain wrong.
-------------------- (Yes, the egg is real)
How to post pics
|
|