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Pariahprose
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Technological Profiling
#21751464 - 06/02/15 04:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So I was sitting at Wal-mart yesterday when this guy that was obviously a pig gets out of the car with his gf next to me.
I'm just sitting in my vehicle, minding my own business. Granted, I am just listening to music stoned as hell. I left my cell phone at home with my gf though, so my face isn't glued to it.
So the dude getting out beside me asks, how are you today, I reply good.
When he walks behind my vehicle, he takes an obvious and extended look at my license plate.
To myself I am like, wtf? Does he think I'm suspicious because my face isn't glued into my phone?
Anyone else have a similar experience?
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Pariahprose said: Granted, I am just listening to music stoned as hell.
maybe the phone was never an issue
by the thread title I though you were being judged by the brand of phone (apple, android, etc) I can' say I've seen either thing happen but some people (usually older people) do judge when you ARE glued to your phone
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: Pariahprose] 1
#21751481 - 06/02/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You said he was obviously a cop, everytime I see younger dudes just sitting in a walmart parki ng lot, I almost always feel like it's drug related since Ive had to wait there countless times for my guy, maybe he just isn't dumb but it's second nature to pay attention to things like that even if he's off the clock.
I usually feel like people are the opposite and usually hate people who are glued on their phones, at least I do, I'll fucking walk away if me and someone are talking and they are just looking down. Or tell them to repeat what I said to prove a point.
that is the rudest shit ever.
Edited by SirShroomsAlott (06/02/15 05:25 AM)
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There's an order that people driving and using their phones is illegal and not using your phone in a parking lot is suspicious welcome to the world in the year 2015.
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Op, the copper was just checking for low hanging fruit, mabey you are rolling a joint in your lap. Easy bust.
Sirshroomsalot- tell your guy he is absolutely retarded. You have a lot more rights/layers of protection in a house. Every single transaction in the Walmart parking lot is RECORDED! I would meet up somewhere without cameras even if you're just getting a misdemeanors worth.
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I'm curious on how you knew he was "obviously a cop," and why you think he took a long look at your plate.
MJ paranoia perhaps?
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: badchad]
#21751581 - 06/02/15 06:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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badchad said: I'm curious on how you knew he was "obviously a cop," and why you think he took a long look at your plate.
MJ paranoia perhaps?
Tall, ugly, clean shaven, solid color polo shirt, khaki colorered pants.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, then it is a pig.
And I literally saw him slightly bend down and look directly at my license plate the minute he got behind my vehicle using my driver side mirror.
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: Pariahprose] 1
#21751589 - 06/02/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Marijuana causes paranoia. Maybe there was an oil puddle or something under your car. Or a strsnge insect. He probably wasn't even a cop.
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Pariahprose said:
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badchad said: I'm curious on how you knew he was "obviously a cop," and why you think he took a long look at your plate.
MJ paranoia perhaps?
Tall, ugly, clean shaven, solid color polo shirt, khaki colorered pants.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, then it is a pig.
And I literally saw him slightly bend down and look directly at my license plate the minute he got behind my vehicle using my driver side mirror.
You can't be serious
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What's not to get man? Some people just have good instincts. I can spot a cop for sure.
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: Matt87]
#21751738 - 06/02/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tall ugly, clean shaven, khakis and a polo..that's all you got? Do you know how many people wear that shit everyday? Stop smoking so much weed man its got you paranoid.
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Plus you saw him bend down and equated it to him taking to long to look at your lice se plate, maybe he saw a penny on tails and wanted good luck
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I can see how this could lead to being paranoid, being high. It happens to me, but when I feel my thoughts going in this direction I know it's time to close my eyes and take some deep breaths. 
It's not like he's gonna hold your plate number in his head the rest of the day, and log it into his super top secret club cop list later on. All based on passing a kid sitting in his car. There's a number of things he could have been looking at.
Maybe he liked your car, maybe he thought you had a flat tire but realized you didn't...
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: 1234go]
#21751865 - 06/02/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Exactly, all about perspective and what mindset you have while thinking about it can drastically effect how you assess a situatuon.
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You should have hopped out of your car immedietly and asked what his deal was. Or just quit being all paranoid .
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SirShroomsAlott said: Plus you saw him bend down and equated it to him taking to long to look at your lice se plate, maybe he saw a penny on tails and wanted good luck 
Is that how that works I thought it was just any penny. OP should have pulled out his 9 and greased the pig right there.
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21754388 - 06/02/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My pig senses were tingling, it wasn't marijuana induced paranoia. I know what and how the pigs act in my area.
My instincts have saved me numerous times. Don't any of y'all follow instinct and know the difference between paranoia and instinct?
It doesn't help that I look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo either...pretty sure he might have profiled me on that as well.
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Edited by Pariahprose (06/02/15 07:22 PM)
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Pariahprose said:
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badchad said: I'm curious on how you knew he was "obviously a cop," and why you think he took a long look at your plate.
MJ paranoia perhaps?
Tall, ugly, clean shaven, solid color polo shirt, khaki colorered pants.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, then it is a pig.
By that logic I'm a cop as well. Potheads, LOL
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Re: Technological Profiling [Re: Dark_Star]
#21757234 - 06/03/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said:
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Pariahprose said:
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badchad said: I'm curious on how you knew he was "obviously a cop," and why you think he took a long look at your plate.
MJ paranoia perhaps?
Tall, ugly, clean shaven, solid color polo shirt, khaki colorered pants.
If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig, then it is a pig.
By that logic I'm a cop as well. Potheads, LOL
I'm not a pot head, I am a professional stoner! How dare you insult me like that! 
Lol, jk
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Pariahprose
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Well, a couple of my friends just told me they are having a road block on my road. Kinda strange considering the events of the other day...
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