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Corrupt-a-wish thread
    #21750845 - 06/01/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hello.  Has Shroomery ever heard of this game?  Basically, a poster makes a wish, then the next poster will say "granted", but he (the second poster) will add a twist to the original wish as to "corrupt" it.  He (the second poster) will then make his own wish, which will in turn be "corrupted" by the 3rd poster.

Example:  Poster A said: "I wish I were married to Katy Perry".  Poster B would say, "Granted.  But your dick falls off after you marry her, so you can't have sex with her.  Now, I wish that I had a million dollars".  Then poster C would say, "granted, but all your five senses get destroyed in a car accident, so you can't enjoy your new money anymore.  Now, my wish is to be able to fly"...etc and so on and so forth.

So...ready to play?  My wish is that I am now in Toronto sucking off and fucking this guy that I like.  Now you guys get to work and corrupt my wish!


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
    #21750909 - 06/01/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but she has syphilis. I wish that all chickens in the world had human legs.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: King Klick]
    #21750919 - 06/01/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He, not she.

Anyway, granted.  But when you try to break open an egg, the chick's legs come out and kick you in the teeth.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
    #21750920 - 06/01/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like trouble to me.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21750923 - 06/01/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wish I was blond haired and blue eyed.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
    #21750941 - 06/01/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

WAN said:
I wish I was blond haired and blue eyed.



Granted but you have a small penis. I wish for more ketchup packets when i fuckin want them.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
    #21750942 - 06/01/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but now ketchup will be found to cause baldness
Now, i wish that people on this forum wanted to talk about history with me


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: King Klick]
    #21750944 - 06/01/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it comes out of humans

I wish that I could levitate indefinitely


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Konyap]
    #21751020 - 06/01/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. But levitation will cause extreme nausia.

I wish I could go back in time and attend Woodstock.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21751037 - 06/01/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted. but you will eat a 10 strip of the brown acid :dontspillme:

i wish i could develope GMO gills and breathe under water


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon] * 2
    #21751049 - 06/01/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted.

But you are trapped inside of Sea World and get molested daily by a creepy male employee.



I wish I owned my own island.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Big Worm]
    #21751108 - 06/02/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the island is teeming with escaped dinosaurs

i wish i was a little bit taller


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: ballsalsa] * 4
    #21751124 - 06/02/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wish denied!

You will instead grow tentacles in place of your legs.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead] * 7
    #21751184 - 06/02/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But you use the tentacles to become the best bass player ever

:jamming:



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: musiclover420] * 2
    #21751201 - 06/02/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: The Phleg] * 3
    #21751244 - 06/02/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. But instead a nigga could.

I wish a nigga should.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead]
    #21751356 - 06/02/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A nigga should what a nigga could. :yesnod:
If only niggas could should they would.:whoo:

The twist is the term "niggas" could be viewed as racist.:thisisheavyman:

I wish for universal alignment! :wizard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate] * 2
    #21751366 - 06/02/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. Now all the planets and stars align into space 24 hours a day, and there is no longer any day and night or concept of seasons. There is simply an eclipse for all of eternity.


I wish for unlimited amounts of nitrous oxide.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21751369 - 06/02/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, this will is your fate....:lol:



I wish I could meet Crystal G IRL!:wizard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G]
    #21751381 - 06/02/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted

Here is ur fate



I wish I could fly


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21751388 - 06/02/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Granted, this will is your fate....:lol:






I remember seeing that shit!! :rofl:

Quote:

I wish I could meet Crystal G IRL!:wizard:




Granted, but you discover that I am the most boring and uninteresting person that you ever met IRL.


Quote:

I wish I could fly




Granted. But you don't know how to land, so you must fly aimlessly forever or take a hard fall from the sky.


I wish I could have 100 orgasms in a day.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21751389 - 06/02/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you can only fly naked and you live in a world with heat seeking dildos.

I wish I could have my wish of one million dollars granted with a corruption.

I win

Damnit, beaten by 20 seconds.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21751396 - 06/02/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This game shit the bed in a hurry.

Granted
Your orgasms make you shit


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21751504 - 06/02/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, your orgasms make you shit.

But you always run out of TP.

I wish I was the human ambassador for Earth.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752090 - 06/02/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you are unisized and lobotomized so as to avoid political fiascoes
I wish that the world would finally stop fighting all wars covert and blatant, including the war on drugs


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21752101 - 06/02/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, the world finally stops fighting and all wars end.

You occasionally feel the urge to pick up trash around you.

I wish people wouldn't litter, and actually picked up other people's moment.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752259 - 06/02/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Granted, the world finally stops fighting and all wars end.

You occasionally feel the urge to pick up trash around you.

I wish people wouldn't litter, and actually picked up other people's moment.




Granted but people are way too annoying and they never fucking stop talking.

I wish I had infinite beer


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21752306 - 06/02/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, the brew overflows for you.

But your liver starts to feel it.

I wish all STDs non-existent!:wizard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752403 - 06/02/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but sex can only be as good as it is with a condom.

I wish I had something to be proud of


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21752451 - 06/02/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it will cause you great depression.

I wish I could fly away...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Sham87]
    #21752914 - 06/02/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, flight is yours.

But where do you fly?

I wish I could teleport anywhere instantly.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752954 - 06/02/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. But you will develope a hemerroid that gets larger and larger with each teleportation.

I wish I had a money tree in my yard.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21752992 - 06/02/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your fasting will cause you to sin..

I wish I had a counter made of granite.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753013 - 06/02/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it isn't polished and it all natural
I wish that the world would never be hungry or homeless


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753089 - 06/02/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but you will go out on a date with some hot girl who spikes your drink and then strapps you up in a basement to be her slave for life.

and shes dosent go easy on you, you end up losing your nips and your left nut. atleast you'll always be in here home and fed dog food.



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753195 - 06/02/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it causes you to prematurely ejaculate for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a kid again


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21753250 - 06/02/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you'll have severe facial acne and a stutter.

I wish I was black.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21753256 - 06/02/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you will become a police brutality statistic.



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753270 - 06/02/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but the only condiment on it is actual condoms

i wish my cat was more retarded than he already is


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Sheekle]
    #21753277 - 06/02/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but he will still be the smartest retard cat of all.

I wish I had dragonball z powers.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21753284 - 06/02/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but your this guy:


I wish I could amplify sound through matter, turning the world into my amplifier :crazy2:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: musiclover420]
    #21753294 - 06/02/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God damn it, atleast let me be Yamcha at the very least lolol


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21753337 - 06/02/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

Maybeeee I will let you be Krillin :wink:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: musiclover420]
    #21753397 - 06/02/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted but your this guy:


I wish I could amplify sound through matter, turning the world into my amplifier :crazy2:




Granted, but the first time you try it you will be struck deaf.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21753401 - 06/02/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it's full of dogs and shit.

I wish I had a yard to raise cats in


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Konyap]
    #21753408 - 06/02/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granite, but they'll just keep you up at night..

I wish I had a magic genie


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753415 - 06/02/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but he can only grant wishes that include the penetration of some sort of orifice

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead]
    #21753428 - 06/02/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted. but you live in a world of slimy feeling things and scary sounds.
  I wish I could live on a tropical island


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #21753437 - 06/02/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you are on a remote tropical island where you are the only inhabitant there (like the naked guy on a remote island off Okinawa).


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G]
    #21753443 - 06/02/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but only pennies

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Granted, but you're a God with no memory capacity

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21753458 - 06/02/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you are best friends with mr Satan and idoleise him
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You fucked up! :sad:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753467 - 06/02/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you die immediately after you get your wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Niggatoe]
    #21753478 - 06/02/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you have to be imprisoned for the rest of your life for their murder.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Niggatoe]
    #21753485 - 06/02/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you are the #1 primary suspect who will probably be tried and thrown in prison for their murders.

Edit: Dammit DMT we had the same train of thought!

Granted, but now there is no more drama on the Shermery.




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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21753489 - 06/02/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it turns out 90% of shroomery members are puppets and the site becomes a troll free barren wasteland.

I wish the internet was a physical place we could visit.

:lol: Damn it crystal you edited you post after I saw if to make it for DMT :shakefist:

Granted but charlie is blacked out on crack rocks 95% of the time


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G]
    #21753496 - 06/02/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but Charlie Sheen suspects you of stealing something from him and tries to fight you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21753564 - 06/02/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but your entire life consists of lurking the shroomery

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead]
    #21753577 - 06/02/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but none of them ever get a penis inserted inside.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21753649 - 06/02/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granite, pick it pack it fire it up, come along....

I wish I had one night to spend with Crystal G... real talk.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753660 - 06/02/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All wishes are hereby revoked. I dont wish anything.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753664 - 06/02/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but its a night spent spent in a philly crack house and laced with pcp and pubes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: DpRwav]
    #21753671 - 06/02/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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All wishes are hereby revoked. I dont wish anything.



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753672 - 06/02/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I DIDNT EVEN WISH ANYTHING :snub:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: DpRwav]
    #21753680 - 06/02/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

exactly, so you got the opposite of your wish to wish for not wishing.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753699 - 06/02/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thats just not logical


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753731 - 06/02/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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granted, but its a night spent spent in a philly crack house and laced with pcp and pubes.



Granted..
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753742 - 06/02/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

....and a magical rubber


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753743 - 06/02/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but just buy it from walmart or something.

I wish i could eat blue waffle pussy.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753744 - 06/02/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Actually scratch that, no rubber..


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    #21753752 - 06/02/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wish I could time-travel in any direction.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21753758 - 06/02/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, now when do you go?

I wish I knew where I wanted to go.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21753773 - 06/02/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but Machines Elves make you love it even thou u aint ready to love it.

I wish I could fly into outer space.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21753787 - 06/02/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but outer space turns into a fractal.:tunnel:

I wish I had my own network television show with my friends.:laugh:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21753805 - 06/02/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

(sweet!)

Granted, but one of your guy friends has to have a male-to-female gender reassignment surgery midway thru the show.

I wish I didnt have to shit ever again.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21753817 - 06/02/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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(sweet!)

Granted, but one of your guy friends has to have a male-to-female gender reassignment surgery midway thru the show.

I wish I didnt have to shit ever again.




granted but now you have to urinate out ur ass

I wish everyone I don't like would be forced to suck a dick before they eat breakfast every morning


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753843 - 06/02/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but they have to bite it off, and you have to eat the penis for breakfast, like a sick puppy.

I wish I could live forever and never get older.


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    #21753846 - 06/02/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but someone bit your dick off for breakfast. :lol:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21753867 - 06/02/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the only job available to work is a cow slaughter house.

I wish I could read people's mind.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21753877 - 06/02/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted, but the only job available to work is a cow slaughter house.

I wish I could read people's mind.



granted but they can read yours and know you can read theirs so they can constantly insult you with their thoughts and you cant do shit


I wish real life was gta5


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21753897 - 06/02/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but yoUr one of the hookers
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753899 - 06/02/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you are the prostitute in the real life gta5.
I wish I could see peoples past and secrets.


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    #21753906 - 06/02/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you experience what you see
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753916 - 06/02/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but they could already hear you the whole time.:lol:

I wish I could balance all five elements within my self.:wizard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753919 - 06/02/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you will get teh aids.

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    #21753926 - 06/02/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted but you experience what you see
I wish I could have sex with crystal g





granted but she doses you with seroquel and shoves wine bottles in your ass

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753935 - 06/02/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, however you're only happy and content because you've become autistic and play with invisible pandas all day while laying in bed in a pool of your own drool

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753937 - 06/02/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you die the next day.
I wish I could just check out of reality permently


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753947 - 06/02/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but then you wish you could come back to reality because shit's too tough.

I wish Crystal G was really a fat bald guy from Minnesota pretending to be the Crystal G we all know, and everyone wanting to fuck her got catfished


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753954 - 06/02/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have to live in fantasy land indefinitely (oh wait, that would be pretty dope)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21753958 - 06/02/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but now your corruptions are more corrupt.:lol:

I wish I could unite the shroomery through this thread.:super:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: D.M.T] * 1
    #21753963 - 06/02/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the whole Shroomery goes to the Romper Room

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21753968 - 06/02/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but they can only play ICP

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21753987 - 06/02/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck  :wtfsonic:

Granted, but some hipster turns you into a bowl...and keeps their Potpourri in you

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Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21753997 - 06/02/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but only because they never come true.

I wish the Pub had the same rules as the Romper Room.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21754014 - 06/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted, but now your corruptions are more corrupt.:lol:

I wish I could unite the shroomery through this thread.:super:




Granted, but every new thread in every sub-forum is found by Moderators to be in the wrong sub-forum, and is moved to the correct one, causing rips in Shroomery's space-time continuum.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: D.M.T]
    #21754015 - 06/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you get perma banned because the mods hate you for wishing for such a thing.

I wish I was more motivated.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21754030 - 06/02/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you could only read the dark parts of their minds.

I wish I could never had a side effect from any drugs ever.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21754081 - 06/02/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the shroomery shuts down

I wish this thread was locked.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Side-Travel [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21754089 - 06/02/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the nearest person to you has to endure the side effects instead.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Side-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21754133 - 06/02/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted but the nearest person to you has to endure the side effects instead.

I wish I had all the information of the Internet in my brain.




granted but you have constant gay necro porn and pain olympics flashbacks

I wish I won the lottery


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Side-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #21754140 - 06/02/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but it's the ban lottery :haha:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Side-Travel [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #21754152 - 06/02/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but she has only just recently began transitioning into a female, and she is also only interested in the vanilla stuff. And doesn't suck dick. No anal either. Just missionary. Plus she's very quiet and pretty much just lays there.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21754160 - 06/02/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted, but the whole Shroomery goes to the Romper Room

I wish someone would install my car speakers for me



I could do that for you


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Amanita86]
    #21754162 - 06/02/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wish I had some xanax.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Amanita86]
    #21754166 - 06/02/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Quote:

Drumdude27 said:
Granted, but the whole Shroomery goes to the Romper Room

I wish someone would install my car speakers for me



I could do that for you



And run the wires for an amp too? That's gonna be the hardest part. The rest I could probably manage myself.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Salomon]
    #21754170 - 06/02/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wish revoked and you are hit with the mighty ban hammer
I wish icp didn't get hated on by most of the shroomery
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21754179 - 06/02/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but Shaggy 2 Dope gets replaced with someone actually talented, such as Eminem.

I wish basqueshaman wasn't a juggalo


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: D.M.T]
    #21754227 - 06/02/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but he moves on to dethcore metal and other ridiculous sub genres :glittershitz:

I wish music was judged by talent and creativity and all the best musicians became the most famous, not the biggest sellouts :lol:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: musiclover420]
    #21754272 - 06/02/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but everyone becomes a juggalo
I wish I could make all metal music past 2000 non existent


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21754337 - 06/02/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Quote:

Drumdude27 said:
Granted, but the whole Shroomery goes to the Romper Room

I wish someone would install my car speakers for me



I could do that for you



And run the wires for an amp too? That's gonna be the hardest part. The rest I could probably manage myself.



Yea, if you pick out where you want your amp.  I know this is just internet talk but yea Id run that shit under your carpet for you...depending on what kind of car you have.. Im real anti visible shit, i wig out if its not all hidden... cars man, seen one seen'm all.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21755315 - 06/02/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted but everyone becomes a juggalo
I wish I could make all metal music past 2000 non existent




granted, but all pre-1980 metal disappears with it

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #21755339 - 06/02/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you have to watch.

I wish the shroomery would always harlem shake for me.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21755344 - 06/02/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the answer blows your mind. Therefor you get mindfucked by Crystal G.

I wish guys on the internet weren't such creepers due to the "anonymity" it creates.

Phleg you didn't even really answer his wish so I am posting mine anyways even though you beat me by a couple seconds :shakefist:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21755347 - 06/02/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you will develop epileptic seizures from it.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: musiclover420]
    #21755351 - 06/02/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes I did! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Salomon]
    #21755354 - 06/02/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This game is too complicated can someone explain the rules?


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg] * 1
    #21755360 - 06/02/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No you didn't.

I wish the poster below me would never have any problems in their life ever, financially, healthwise or mentally. Basically i wish they have a perfect life.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21755362 - 06/02/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but so does everything else

i wish i had an Event Horizon ship that took me places where i would, in fact, need my eyes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21755376 - 06/02/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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No you didn't.



Making him watch CG get fucked isn't corrupt?


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21755391 - 06/02/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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This game is too complicated can someone explain the rules?



Granted but the rules won't make sense.

I wish all drugs were as legal as soda.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #21755405 - 06/02/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but they only get you as high as soda

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #21755414 - 06/02/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you end up getting raped by a midget


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21755420 - 06/02/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Read what he said foo. That does not answer his wish at all...

Never mind I am :stoned: I guess that works, it just didn't seem like it worked to me at first but I guess it does :shrug:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: musiclover420]
    #21755436 - 06/02/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Read what he said foo. That does not answer his wish at all...

Never mind I am :stoned: I guess that works, it just didn't seem like it worked to me at first but I guess it does :shrug:

:lol:



Granted, but in a few minutes it won't make sense to you and your whatever your snoking will go out and none of your lighters will work.

I wish the phleg would fix his response to me that you were referring to so i can see how he would corrupt my wish for him to have a perfect life.


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    #21755444 - 06/02/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wish denied.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21755461 - 06/02/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I wish the phleg would fix his response to me that you were referring to so i can see how he would corrupt my wish for him to have a perfect life




granted, but his perfect life will be counterbalanced by your life being 100% shitty

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21755564 - 06/02/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but all the weight goes to your forehead as fat and from now on all your body weight build there.

I wish dogs could speak english and other human languages.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: musiclover420]
    #21755589 - 06/02/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but you have to constantly listen to their inane babbling

i wish my patio had more light


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: musiclover420]
    #21755594 - 06/02/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wish i could wish anything i want without the possibility of being corrupted.


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    #21755665 - 06/03/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted brotha


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #21755681 - 06/03/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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granted, but you have to constantly listen to their inane babbling

i wish my patio had more light



Granted, its brighter than the sun but it also plays Darude -Sandstorm nonstop

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21755684 - 06/03/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I wish I could teleport





Granted, but it would always take you to the worst place of Congo and Liberia at least 10 times before you could teleport somewhere you wanted to go.



I wish I could swim 1,000 miles non-stop.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Crystal G]
    #21755700 - 06/03/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

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I wish I could teleport








I wish I could swim 1,000 miles non-stop.



Granted, but you also go 500 miles an hour and can't react quickly so unless its a straight away for miles you end up traumatically banging into things.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21755717 - 06/03/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but as the warp engine hits maximum speed and velocity your eyes melt from exposure
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21755737 - 06/03/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the sex partner is always a mini-version of a WWE fighter on a Unstoppable roid rage.

I wish i could grant childern wishes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21755738 - 06/03/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but they all have aids so you need to resist them or you'll die

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21755752 - 06/03/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted but they all have aids so you need to resist them or you'll die

I wish I had a drug gland in my brain that could synthesis any chem



Granted, but it would be diminished from calcification, the instan you drink any water. (Or it would only produce atropine)

I wish i could fall asleep.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21755758 - 06/03/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you are prone to mental illness due to a gene malformation. You quickly go into total psychosis.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21755760 - 06/03/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have nightmerish hyper-realistic dreams  from that gland in your brain that only produces atropine.

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    #21755772 - 06/03/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you're penis is visible unless you cover it

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Konyap]
    #21755782 - 06/03/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but you are the kind with the fish part on top

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    #21755788 - 06/03/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you're in the middle of the ocean with only a 2 handed hammer to attack the fish with

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: twighead]
    #21755806 - 06/03/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it takes over your Shroomery  account and descides to make you look like an Ass with every post.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21755862 - 06/03/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have to write it in Sanskrit

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: twighead]
    #21755927 - 06/03/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you have to quit posting. alright?

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    #21755954 - 06/03/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but can't control where you end up :evil:

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    #21755993 - 06/03/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you could never stop and got fatter and fatter.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21755996 - 06/03/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but your dick is the world

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Konyap]
    #21755998 - 06/03/15 03:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the cave is made out of razor blades and is the womb of Satan.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21756001 - 06/03/15 03:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you get 1000 lamps

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Konyap]
    #21756009 - 06/03/15 03:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you start looking like this:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21756029 - 06/03/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it causes them to explode violently.

I wish I could time travel (has that been done yet?)


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420]
    #21756058 - 06/03/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ok u can time travel, but only back to the big bang (which lasts like .000001 seconds then ur destroyed

I wish that wishes can't harm anything in all universes and non-universes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: teamkiller]
    #21756076 - 06/03/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it applies to everyone except you :lol:

I wish you were dead

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    #21756081 - 06/03/15 04:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but now i'm a fucking awesome necromancer ghost get fucked I ruin the world with an army of undead.

I wish that all hopes and dreams are the product of trace precious metals accumulating in people's gal bladders and forming little nuggets of gold/platinum/rhodium/ect that are eventually passed via the colon.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: teamkiller]
    #21756106 - 06/03/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but waiting on the other end is a legion of ornery dwarf smiths brought up from the depths of the world by rumors of the mineable arseholes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21756740 - 06/03/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but they are only 1/100 scale models
I wish I had something better to do


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21758184 - 06/03/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it was only minutely better, and you only had one wish.  :razz:

I wish I could get exactly what I wish for. :strokebeard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21758225 - 06/03/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the wording of your wish causes an infinite loop in the universe causing it to crash & blue screen in 11 years time.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21758303 - 06/03/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but ythan bans you hard.

I wish I could all the drugs.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21758316 - 06/03/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you have to do them all at once and you instantly die due to shock/overdose.

I wish I could just walk up to a hot girl and fuck her whenever, no rules, judgement, etc!


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21758324 - 06/03/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but now you're in the new age where everyone does that anyways.:lol:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21758360 - 06/03/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you have a raging boner the whole time

I wish someone would cook me a streak... that isn't tampered with and doesn't make me sick


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21758669 - 06/03/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you wish is for a soggy shit sandwich
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21758945 - 06/03/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but Mexican warlords starting trying to whack you cause you become king pin.

I wish i could afford to buy an aircraft carrier.


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    #21758959 - 06/03/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have to keep it in your ass

I wish people weren't so butthurt all the time:singletear:


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    #21759002 - 06/03/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but everyone becomes trolls and you are constantly butthurt
I wish this would become the the thread that never ends


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21759085 - 06/03/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the shroomery needs to upgrade hosts making everyone pay monthly for access.

I wish I could cloud burst.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: The Phleg]
    #21759092 - 06/03/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but I have to know what cloud bursting is to let it happen first.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: The Phleg]
    #21759095 - 06/03/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the train is out of commision and sits there facing North forever.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21759143 - 06/03/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you are kidnapped by the US military and performed cruel scientific experiments upon in a secret operation




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    #21759416 - 06/03/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but she's setfree in a bodybag
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21759562 - 06/03/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but no one gets off until you eat each other's feces..

I wish I had a wish.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21759650 - 06/03/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Granted but no one gets off until you eat each other's feces..

I wish I had a wish.



Granted but its your last one, and it will never come true.

I wish i could plug a keyboard into my tv, and every character on every tv show would act out and say everything i type.(if i were the next post i would say granted but you have permanent writers block:lol:)


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21759653 - 06/03/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but I don't say that.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21760751 - 06/04/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but your plate was "accidentally" destroyed by fate.

I wish I could twerk it when I work it.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21769195 - 06/06/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you work in Antarctica filming penguins.

I wish loud music won't damage my ears.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: The Phleg]
    #21769259 - 06/06/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It won't, but instead will conjure horrifying farts from your speakers.

I wish they would rename the Pub - Trent's Anus.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21769294 - 06/06/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. But only if you're Trent and we all get to live and hang out in your anus. Has one wished a nigga would yet? Because I wish a nigga would.

I wish I had happiness, enlightenment and the meaning of life.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769307 - 06/06/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You did.

I wish it rained titties instead of water.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21769325 - 06/06/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Denied because you didn't grant my fucking wish.

Lol.

Granted but the titties are massive and destructive and turn into cloudy with a chance of meatballs tits.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769331 - 06/06/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You asked that you had those things, expecting me to give them to you now. It's corrupt a wish, I just took you literally. :lol:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21769338 - 06/06/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You clever fuck and your use of past tense.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21769478 - 06/06/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wish I my dad would come back from getting cigarettes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21769594 - 06/06/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but they are Boots brand Mexican cigarettes

i wish i had enough money to patent a couple things


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21770235 - 06/06/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but all your ideas are for third penis prosthesis

I wish I had a cranial disruption siphon, so I could squeeze out your brain like juice, like a python


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: twighead]
    #21770256 - 06/06/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. But brain juice shrinks your penis.

I wish I had a pizza.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21770476 - 06/06/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it's a month old
I wish I could have it my way


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21770497 - 06/06/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, and you also get a hawt brony to cuddle with every night and a she-pony to penetrate :awesome:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21770892 - 06/06/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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It won't, but instead will conjure horrifying farts from your speakers.

I wish they would rename the Pub - Trent's Anus.



Granted, but every pub in the world would be changed as well.

I wish the next poster would come up with a wish for me.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21770915 - 06/06/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but you wished for a foot penis(a dick on the bottom of your right foot)

i wish...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21770979 - 06/06/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but now you must listen to my mix....:rolleyes:

Skee-Lo Vs. Ice Cube "I Check Yourself" Mix

I wish someone would join my mixing.:lol:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21772394 - 06/06/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not granted.

I wish someone would put this thread out of it's misery.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21772408 - 06/06/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Not granted.

I wish someone would put this thread out of it's misery.




Granted but misery loves company.

I wish you were here.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21772434 - 06/06/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but he teleports into your exact coordinates leading to a criticality event from the sudden shift in density and the in atmosphere slip space rupture which levels half the city and irradiates the greater part of the county.

I win the lottery next week.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21772441 - 06/06/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you get robbed and shot full of pellets the week after.

I wish I knew what I really wanted out of life, and that it was something good, and that I knew how to get it, and lastly, my wish couldn't be corrupted.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21772459 - 06/06/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it turns out all you really wanna do is sit at home and smoke weed. You live to a ripe old age having accomplished nothing and die alone.

:smokeweedallday:

I wish Obama mysteriously gets raped by a gorilla on national tv.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21772495 - 06/06/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it isn't rape because he likes it.

I wish I had a clue.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21772553 - 06/07/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but your were murdered, by the butler, in the kitchen, with the cane.

I wish people would respond to my shitty threads with support and witty banter.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21772560 - 06/07/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you die after the next thread you make.

I wish I was Rick James


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: KnowWhatIMean]
    #21772600 - 06/07/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted. have fun rotting in the ground

i wish i was zombie rick james


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21772609 - 06/07/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21773334 - 06/07/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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granted. have fun rotting in the ground

i wish i was zombie rick james




Granted but the brains won't give you cocaines, so you curl up and slowly slip off into the abyss.

I wish I could drink and drive legally.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21773362 - 06/07/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No. Just fucking no.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21775052 - 06/07/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Quote:

ballsalsa said:
granted. have fun rotting in the ground

i wish i was zombie rick james




Granted but the brains won't give you cocaines, so you curl up and slowly slip off into the abyss.

I wish I could drink and drive legally.



Granted but you are constantly wasted and cant even get out of the driveway and slowly die of achohal poising
i wish I could get away with the murder plot of my enemy in phoenix Arizona


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21775263 - 06/07/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but once you lock eyes with your enemy you fall deeply in love and start kissing and making sweet passionate love. You then contract HIV/AIDS and die slowly while your now-lover, watches you slip away into the abyss and right at that point they fuck you in the ass.

I wish everyone knew the wonders of the universe.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21775302 - 06/07/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. It turns out that the universe just a moldy jizz-covered sock.

I wish I had the answer to every question.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21775345 - 06/07/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but once you learn the truth, your human instinct is to spread the love and knowledge. Only thing is, no one believes you because the truth isn't convenient for the masses so you're rejected and die, in a sense, from the laws of social selection.

I wish my job paid better.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21775371 - 06/07/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you are given the job of jizz mopper And are made to clean the glass when you leave streaks with your tongue
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21775455 - 06/07/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it only lasts 15 minutes before you melt into a pile of jello and have to spend the next 6 hours focusing yourself back into your original corporeal shape.

I wish my consciousness was trapped in a crystal buried 30 miles under the surface never to see the light of day for millions of years.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: twighead]
    #21775577 - 06/07/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you are purchased by tavon the colector and put in his rock garden next to the body of groom.
I wish I had a girl dropping by to kick it with me that looks good and could have fun with


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21775612 - 06/07/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, you two fall madly in love with eachother, you grow wildly successful and have three kids. Eventually someone else catches her eye, she starts having an affair. It gets bad, soon everyone knows and she starts being flagrant about it, even getting your kids to call him dad. Naturally you divorce but it goes terribly, she manages to turn everyone against you. You lose everything, including custody of your kids, by this time even they hate you. Your depression cause you to lose your job, eventually you take your own life.

I wish I had a credit card that never ran out of money. Its untraceable and absolutely no one knows about it.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21775633 - 06/07/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Granted, you two fall madly in love with eachother, you grow wildly successful and have three kids. Eventually someone else catches her eye, she starts having an affair. It gets bad, soon everyone knows and she starts being flagrant about it, even getting your kids to call him dad. Naturally you divorce but it goes terribly, she manages to turn everyone against you. You lose everything, including custody of your kids, by this time even they hate you. Your depression cause you to lose your job, eventually you take your own life.

I wish I had a credit card that never ran out of money. Its untraceable and absolutely no one knows about it.



Not far from what's happening in my life.
Granted but you can only use it to help others and also it is in Bill Gates name.
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