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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
#21758225 - 06/03/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but the wording of your wish causes an infinite loop in the universe causing it to crash & blue screen in 11 years time.
I wish I didn't have to write the wish parts afterwards
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The Phleg
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
#21758303 - 06/03/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but ythan bans you hard.
I wish I could all the drugs.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
#21758316 - 06/03/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you have to do them all at once and you instantly die due to shock/overdose.
I wish I could just walk up to a hot girl and fuck her whenever, no rules, judgement, etc!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21758324 - 06/03/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but now you're in the new age where everyone does that anyways.
I wish I put on a good performance tonight.
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luvdemboomers
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
#21758360 - 06/03/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted but you have a raging boner the whole time
I wish someone would cook me a streak... that isn't tampered with and doesn't make me sick
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basqueshaman
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21758669 - 06/03/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you wish is for a soggy shit sandwich I wish I knew how to syntisys all substances safely and knew how to make the best of the best
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21758945 - 06/03/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but Mexican warlords starting trying to whack you cause you become king pin.
I wish i could afford to buy an aircraft carrier.
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Granted but you have to keep it in your ass
I wish people weren't so butthurt all the time
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basqueshaman
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Granted but everyone becomes trolls and you are constantly butthurt I wish this would become the the thread that never ends
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21759085 - 06/03/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but the shroomery needs to upgrade hosts making everyone pay monthly for access.
I wish I could cloud burst.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: The Phleg]
#21759092 - 06/03/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but I have to know what cloud bursting is to let it happen first.
I wish I was a headlight, on a north-bound train.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: The Phleg]
#21759095 - 06/03/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but the train is out of commision and sits there facing North forever. I wish all my fingers were penises.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21759143 - 06/03/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you are kidnapped by the US military and performed cruel scientific experiments upon in a secret operation
I wish that Chelsea Manning was set free.
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basqueshaman
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: Crystal G] 1
#21759416 - 06/03/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but she's setfree in a bodybag I wish there was a shroomerites orgy and there was no pregnancy or dessiese caused by the orgy and there was an equal amount of opposite sexes attending and no one feels left out
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Shiithead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21759562 - 06/03/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but no one gets off until you eat each other's feces..
I wish I had a wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: Shiithead]
#21759650 - 06/03/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said: Granted but no one gets off until you eat each other's feces..
I wish I had a wish.
Granted but its your last one, and it will never come true.
I wish i could plug a keyboard into my tv, and every character on every tv show would act out and say everything i type.(if i were the next post i would say granted but you have permanent writers block )
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Shiithead
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Granted but I don't say that.
I wish my fish had a dish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21760751 - 06/04/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but your plate was "accidentally" destroyed by fate.
I wish I could twerk it when I work it.
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The Phleg
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Granted, but you work in Antarctica filming penguins.
I wish loud music won't damage my ears.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: The Phleg]
#21769259 - 06/06/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It won't, but instead will conjure horrifying farts from your speakers.
I wish they would rename the Pub - Trent's Anus.
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