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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21758225 - 06/03/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the wording of your wish causes an infinite loop in the universe causing it to crash & blue screen in 11 years time.

I wish I didn't have to write the wish parts afterwards


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21758303 - 06/03/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but ythan bans you hard.

I wish I could all the drugs.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
    #21758316 - 06/03/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you have to do them all at once and you instantly die due to shock/overdose.

I wish I could just walk up to a hot girl and fuck her whenever, no rules, judgement, etc!


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21758324 - 06/03/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but now you're in the new age where everyone does that anyways.:lol:

I wish I put on a good performance tonight.:naughty:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21758360 - 06/03/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you have a raging boner the whole time

I wish someone would cook me a streak... that isn't tampered with and doesn't make me sick


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21758669 - 06/03/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you wish is for a soggy shit sandwich
I wish I knew how to syntisys all substances safely and knew how to make the best of the best


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21758945 - 06/03/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but Mexican warlords starting trying to whack you cause you become king pin.

I wish i could afford to buy an aircraft carrier.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21758959 - 06/03/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have to keep it in your ass

I wish people weren't so butthurt all the time:singletear:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: Trichome_Delta9] * 1
    #21759002 - 06/03/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but everyone becomes trolls and you are constantly butthurt
I wish this would become the the thread that never ends


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21759085 - 06/03/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the shroomery needs to upgrade hosts making everyone pay monthly for access.

I wish I could cloud burst.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: The Phleg]
    #21759092 - 06/03/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but I have to know what cloud bursting is to let it happen first.


I wish I was a headlight, on a north-bound train.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: The Phleg]
    #21759095 - 06/03/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the train is out of commision and sits there facing North forever.
I wish all my fingers were penises.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21759143 - 06/03/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you are kidnapped by the US military and performed cruel scientific experiments upon in a secret operation




I wish that Chelsea Manning was set free.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21759416 - 06/03/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but she's setfree in a bodybag
I wish there was a shroomerites orgy and there was no pregnancy or dessiese caused by the orgy and there was an equal amount of opposite sexes attending and no one feels left out


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21759562 - 06/03/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but no one gets off until you eat each other's feces..

I wish I had a wish.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21759650 - 06/03/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Granted but no one gets off until you eat each other's feces..

I wish I had a wish.



Granted but its your last one, and it will never come true.

I wish i could plug a keyboard into my tv, and every character on every tv show would act out and say everything i type.(if i were the next post i would say granted but you have permanent writers block:lol:)


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Boom! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21759653 - 06/03/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but I don't say that.

I wish my fish had a dish.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
    #21760751 - 06/04/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but your plate was "accidentally" destroyed by fate.

I wish I could twerk it when I work it.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21769195 - 06/06/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you work in Antarctica filming penguins.

I wish loud music won't damage my ears.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: The Phleg]
    #21769259 - 06/06/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It won't, but instead will conjure horrifying farts from your speakers.

I wish they would rename the Pub - Trent's Anus.


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