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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21755760 - 06/03/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have nightmerish hyper-realistic dreams  from that gland in your brain that only produces atropine.

I wish i could become invisible on command.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #21755772 - 06/03/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you're penis is visible unless you cover it

I was I was a merman


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Konyap]
    #21755782 - 06/03/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but you are the kind with the fish part on top

i wish i was fishing


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21755788 - 06/03/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you're in the middle of the ocean with only a 2 handed hammer to attack the fish with

I wish I had a computer smarter than me


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: twighead]
    #21755806 - 06/03/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it takes over your Shroomery  account and descides to make you look like an Ass with every post.

I wish i could write a script for a movie.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21755862 - 06/03/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have to write it in Sanskrit

I wish I could feel like I had nothing to wish for


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: twighead]
    #21755927 - 06/03/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you have to quit posting. alright?

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Trichome_Delta9] * 1
    #21755954 - 06/03/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but can't control where you end up :evil:

I wish I could eat/ drink an infinite amount of anything.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420]
    #21755993 - 06/03/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you could never stop and got fatter and fatter.


I wish I had the biggest dick in the world.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21755996 - 06/03/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but your dick is the world

I wish to live in a cave


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Konyap]
    #21755998 - 06/03/15 03:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the cave is made out of razor blades and is the womb of Satan.

I wish I had a thousand wishes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21756001 - 06/03/15 03:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you get 1000 lamps

I wish I was jerry seinfeild


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Konyap]
    #21756009 - 06/03/15 03:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you start looking like this:


I wish every woman I touched had multiple, seizure-esque orgasms instantly.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21756029 - 06/03/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it causes them to explode violently.

I wish I could time travel (has that been done yet?)


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420]
    #21756058 - 06/03/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ok u can time travel, but only back to the big bang (which lasts like .000001 seconds then ur destroyed

I wish that wishes can't harm anything in all universes and non-universes.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: teamkiller]
    #21756076 - 06/03/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it applies to everyone except you :lol:

I wish you were dead

Payback is a bitch :wink:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #21756081 - 06/03/15 04:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but now i'm a fucking awesome necromancer ghost get fucked I ruin the world with an army of undead.

I wish that all hopes and dreams are the product of trace precious metals accumulating in people's gal bladders and forming little nuggets of gold/platinum/rhodium/ect that are eventually passed via the colon.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: teamkiller]
    #21756106 - 06/03/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but waiting on the other end is a legion of ornery dwarf smiths brought up from the depths of the world by rumors of the mineable arseholes.

I wish all forks were spoons, and all spoons were chopsticks


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21756740 - 06/03/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but they are only 1/100 scale models
I wish I had something better to do


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21758184 - 06/03/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it was only minutely better, and you only had one wish.  :razz:

I wish I could get exactly what I wish for. :strokebeard:


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