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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,357
Loc: The Inexpressible...
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Granted but you have nightmerish hyper-realistic dreams from that gland in your brain that only produces atropine.
I wish i could become invisible on command.
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Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#21755772 - 06/03/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you're penis is visible unless you cover it
I was I was a merman
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,855
Loc: Foreign Lands
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Konyap]
#21755782 - 06/03/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted, but you are the kind with the fish part on top
i wish i was fishing
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa]
#21755788 - 06/03/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you're in the middle of the ocean with only a 2 handed hammer to attack the fish with
I wish I had a computer smarter than me
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,357
Loc: The Inexpressible...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: twighead]
#21755806 - 06/03/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but it takes over your Shroomery account and descides to make you look like an Ass with every post.
I wish i could write a script for a movie.
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#21755862 - 06/03/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you have to write it in Sanskrit
I wish I could feel like I had nothing to wish for
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Trichome_Delta9


Registered: 12/30/14
Posts: 1,969
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: twighead]
#21755927 - 06/03/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you have to quit posting. alright?
I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world
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musiclover420
psychonaut



Registered: 11/06/12
Posts: 19,563
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Granted but can't control where you end up 
I wish I could eat/ drink an infinite amount of anything.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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SoupSandwich




Registered: 12/08/14
Posts: 4,440
Loc: Lost
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420]
#21755993 - 06/03/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you could never stop and got fatter and fatter.

I wish I had the biggest dick in the world.
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Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21755996 - 06/03/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but your dick is the world
I wish to live in a cave
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SoupSandwich




Registered: 12/08/14
Posts: 4,440
Loc: Lost
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Konyap]
#21755998 - 06/03/15 03:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but the cave is made out of razor blades and is the womb of Satan.
I wish I had a thousand wishes.
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Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21756001 - 06/03/15 03:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you get 1000 lamps
I wish I was jerry seinfeild
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SoupSandwich




Registered: 12/08/14
Posts: 4,440
Loc: Lost
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: Konyap]
#21756009 - 06/03/15 03:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you start looking like this:

I wish every woman I touched had multiple, seizure-esque orgasms instantly.
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musiclover420
psychonaut



Registered: 11/06/12
Posts: 19,563
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21756029 - 06/03/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but it causes them to explode violently.
I wish I could time travel (has that been done yet?)
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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teamkiller
ghetto drama whore



Registered: 06/06/11
Posts: 8,806
Last seen: 3 months, 12 days
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420]
#21756058 - 06/03/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ok u can time travel, but only back to the big bang (which lasts like .000001 seconds then ur destroyed
I wish that wishes can't harm anything in all universes and non-universes.
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musiclover420
psychonaut



Registered: 11/06/12
Posts: 19,563
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: teamkiller]
#21756076 - 06/03/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but it applies to everyone except you 
I wish you were dead
Payback is a bitch
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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teamkiller
ghetto drama whore



Registered: 06/06/11
Posts: 8,806
Last seen: 3 months, 12 days
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: musiclover420] 1
#21756081 - 06/03/15 04:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted but now i'm a fucking awesome necromancer ghost get fucked I ruin the world with an army of undead.
I wish that all hopes and dreams are the product of trace precious metals accumulating in people's gal bladders and forming little nuggets of gold/platinum/rhodium/ect that are eventually passed via the colon.
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 2 hours, 23 minutes
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Techno-smart [Re: teamkiller]
#21756106 - 06/03/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but waiting on the other end is a legion of ornery dwarf smiths brought up from the depths of the world by rumors of the mineable arseholes.
I wish all forks were spoons, and all spoons were chopsticks
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basqueshaman
Todays scapegoat



Registered: 04/01/11
Posts: 6,258
Loc: Washington State
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
#21756740 - 06/03/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but they are only 1/100 scale models I wish I had something better to do
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra




Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
#21758184 - 06/03/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but it was only minutely better, and you only had one wish.
I wish I could get exactly what I wish for.
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