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The Phleg
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: No you didn't.
Making him watch CG get fucked isn't corrupt?
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LuSiD enthusiast
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21755391 - 06/02/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: This game is too complicated can someone explain the rules?
Granted but the rules won't make sense.
I wish all drugs were as legal as soda.
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ballsalsa
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granted, but they only get you as high as soda
i wish i had some weed right now
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Salomon
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#21755414 - 06/02/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted but you end up getting raped by a midget
i wish i could time travel into the future and get a light saber
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musiclover420
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
#21755420 - 06/02/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Read what he said foo. That does not answer his wish at all...
Never mind I am I guess that works, it just didn't seem like it worked to me at first but I guess it does 
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
Edited by musiclover420 (06/02/15 11:02 PM)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: musiclover420]
#21755436 - 06/02/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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musiclover420 said: Read what he said foo. That does not answer his wish at all...
Never mind I am I guess that works, it just didn't seem like it worked to me at first but I guess it does 

Granted, but in a few minutes it won't make sense to you and your whatever your snoking will go out and none of your lighters will work.
I wish the phleg would fix his response to me that you were referring to so i can see how he would corrupt my wish for him to have a perfect life.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra




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Wish denied.
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: The Phleg]
#21755461 - 06/02/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wish the phleg would fix his response to me that you were referring to so i can see how he would corrupt my wish for him to have a perfect life
granted, but his perfect life will be counterbalanced by your life being 100% shitty
i wish i could gain 25 pounds
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musiclover420
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa]
#21755564 - 06/02/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but all the weight goes to your forehead as fat and from now on all your body weight build there.
I wish dogs could speak english and other human languages.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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ballsalsa
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: musiclover420]
#21755589 - 06/02/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted, but you have to constantly listen to their inane babbling
i wish my patio had more light
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Kinko
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I wish i could wish anything i want without the possibility of being corrupted.
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Kinko]
#21755665 - 06/03/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted brotha
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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#21755681 - 06/03/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: granted, but you have to constantly listen to their inane babbling
i wish my patio had more light
Granted, its brighter than the sun but it also plays Darude -Sandstorm nonstop
I wish I could teleport
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
#21755684 - 06/03/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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twighead said: I wish I could teleport
Granted, but it would always take you to the worst place of Congo and Liberia at least 10 times before you could teleport somewhere you wanted to go.
I wish I could swim 1,000 miles non-stop.
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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Crystal G]
#21755700 - 06/03/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
Quote:
twighead said: I wish I could teleport
I wish I could swim 1,000 miles non-stop.
Granted, but you also go 500 miles an hour and can't react quickly so unless its a straight away for miles you end up traumatically banging into things.
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basqueshaman
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
#21755717 - 06/03/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but as the warp engine hits maximum speed and velocity your eyes melt from exposure I wish everyone had a willing sex partner at all times
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
#21755737 - 06/03/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but the sex partner is always a mini-version of a WWE fighter on a Unstoppable roid rage.
I wish i could grant childern wishes.
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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
#21755738 - 06/03/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but they all have aids so you need to resist them or you'll die
I wish I had a drug gland in my brain that could synthesis any chem
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
#21755752 - 06/03/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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twighead said: Granted but they all have aids so you need to resist them or you'll die
I wish I had a drug gland in my brain that could synthesis any chem
Granted, but it would be diminished from calcification, the instan you drink any water. (Or it would only produce atropine)
I wish i could fall asleep.
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Gottaloveacid
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Granted, but you are prone to mental illness due to a gene malformation. You quickly go into total psychosis.
I wish i had all the restaurants in the world in my backyard.
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