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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21753877 - 06/02/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Granted, but the only job available to work is a cow slaughter house.

I wish I could read people's mind.



granted but they can read yours and know you can read theirs so they can constantly insult you with their thoughts and you cant do shit


I wish real life was gta5


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21753897 - 06/02/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but yoUr one of the hookers
I wish I could make a wish


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753899 - 06/02/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you are the prostitute in the real life gta5.
I wish I could see peoples past and secrets.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21753906 - 06/02/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you experience what you see
I wish I could have sex with crystal g


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753916 - 06/02/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but they could already hear you the whole time.:lol:

I wish I could balance all five elements within my self.:wizard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753919 - 06/02/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you will get teh aids.

I wish I could see through walls.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman] * 1
    #21753926 - 06/02/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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basqueshaman said:
Granted but you experience what you see
I wish I could have sex with crystal g





granted but she doses you with seroquel and shoves wine bottles in your ass

I wish I was 100% happy and content the rest of my life


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753935 - 06/02/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, however you're only happy and content because you've become autistic and play with invisible pandas all day while laying in bed in a pool of your own drool

I wish I wish I wish, I wish I wish I wish


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21753937 - 06/02/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you die the next day.
I wish I could just check out of reality permently


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753947 - 06/02/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but then you wish you could come back to reality because shit's too tough.

I wish Crystal G was really a fat bald guy from Minnesota pretending to be the Crystal G we all know, and everyone wanting to fuck her got catfished


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753954 - 06/02/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you have to live in fantasy land indefinitely (oh wait, that would be pretty dope)

I wish I could write better corruptions for wishes...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21753958 - 06/02/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but now your corruptions are more corrupt.:lol:

I wish I could unite the shroomery through this thread.:super:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: D.M.T] * 1
    #21753963 - 06/02/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but the whole Shroomery goes to the Romper Room

I wish someone would install my car speakers for me


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Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

420th post. No regrets. Only joy.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21753968 - 06/02/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but they can only play ICP

I wish I was made of clay


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: twighead]
    #21753987 - 06/02/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck  :wtfsonic:

Granted, but some hipster turns you into a bowl...and keeps their Potpourri in you

I Wish my wishes wouldn't be corrupted.


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Drumdude27 said:
Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

420th post. No regrets. Only joy.


Edited by Drumdude27 (06/02/15 06:01 PM)


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21753997 - 06/02/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but only because they never come true.

I wish the Pub had the same rules as the Romper Room.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21754014 - 06/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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HalluciNate said:
Granted, but now your corruptions are more corrupt.:lol:

I wish I could unite the shroomery through this thread.:super:




Granted, but every new thread in every sub-forum is found by Moderators to be in the wrong sub-forum, and is moved to the correct one, causing rips in Shroomery's space-time continuum.

I wish I were a magical mushroom.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: D.M.T]
    #21754015 - 06/02/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you get perma banned because the mods hate you for wishing for such a thing.

I wish I was more motivated.


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Don't make me get the FemNazis involved guys.

420th post. No regrets. Only joy.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21754030 - 06/02/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you could only read the dark parts of their minds.

I wish I could never had a side effect from any drugs ever.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Time-Travel [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21754081 - 06/02/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but the shroomery shuts down

I wish this thread was locked.


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