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musiclover420
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Granted but your this guy:

I wish I could amplify sound through matter, turning the world into my amplifier
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



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God damn it, atleast let me be Yamcha at the very least lolol
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musiclover420
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Maybeeee I will let you be Krillin
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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ballsalsa
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Quote:
musiclover420 said: Granted but your this guy:

I wish I could amplify sound through matter, turning the world into my amplifier 
Granted, but the first time you try it you will be struck deaf.
I wish i had a yard to grow plants in
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Konyap

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#21753401 - 06/02/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but it's full of dogs and shit.
I wish I had a yard to raise cats in
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Amanita86
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Konyap]
#21753408 - 06/02/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granite, but they'll just keep you up at night..
I wish I had a magic genie
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
#21753415 - 06/02/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but he can only grant wishes that include the penetration of some sort of orifice
I wish I was a blind man
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Oeric McKenna
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead]
#21753428 - 06/02/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted. but you live in a world of slimy feeling things and scary sounds. I wish I could live on a tropical island
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Crystal G



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Granted, but you are on a remote tropical island where you are the only inhabitant there (like the naked guy on a remote island off Okinawa).
I wish I could pull endless amounts of money out my wallet.
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G]
#21753443 - 06/02/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but only pennies
I wish I was god
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twighead
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Granted, but you're a God with no memory capacity
I wish I had my head in a yoni
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basqueshaman
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Granted but you are best friends with mr Satan and idoleise him I wish I was a sayian and one of the lost infants sent to conquer
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twighead
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You fucked up!
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Niggatoe
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Granted, but you die immediately after you get your wish.
I wish my parents were dead.
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753478 - 06/02/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you have to be imprisoned for the rest of your life for their murder.
I wish puppets would stop posting on the Shroomery
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Crystal G



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Niggatoe]
#21753485 - 06/02/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but you are the #1 primary suspect who will probably be tried and thrown in prison for their murders.
Edit: Dammit DMT we had the same train of thought!
Granted, but now there is no more drama on the Shermery.
I wish I got to party with Charlie Sheen.
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musiclover420
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
#21753489 - 06/02/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but it turns out 90% of shroomery members are puppets and the site becomes a troll free barren wasteland.
I wish the internet was a physical place we could visit.
Damn it crystal you edited you post after I saw if to make it for DMT 
Granted but charlie is blacked out on crack rocks 95% of the time
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
Edited by musiclover420 (06/02/15 04:14 PM)
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D.M.T
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G]
#21753496 - 06/02/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but Charlie Sheen suspects you of stealing something from him and tries to fight you.
I wish I had the patience to write an autobiography
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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
#21753564 - 06/02/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but your entire life consists of lurking the shroomery
I wish I had many more orifices
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D.M.T
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead]
#21753577 - 06/02/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but none of them ever get a penis inserted inside.
I wish I had a J to smoke
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