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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21751388 - 06/02/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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HalluciNate said:
Granted, this will is your fate....:lol:






I remember seeing that shit!! :rofl:

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I wish I could meet Crystal G IRL!:wizard:




Granted, but you discover that I am the most boring and uninteresting person that you ever met IRL.


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I wish I could fly




Granted. But you don't know how to land, so you must fly aimlessly forever or take a hard fall from the sky.


I wish I could have 100 orgasms in a day.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21751389 - 06/02/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you can only fly naked and you live in a world with heat seeking dildos.

I wish I could have my wish of one million dollars granted with a corruption.

I win

Damnit, beaten by 20 seconds.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21751396 - 06/02/15 03:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This game shit the bed in a hurry.

Granted
Your orgasms make you shit


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OfflineHalluciNate
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21751504 - 06/02/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, your orgasms make you shit.

But you always run out of TP.

I wish I was the human ambassador for Earth.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752090 - 06/02/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but you are unisized and lobotomized so as to avoid political fiascoes
I wish that the world would finally stop fighting all wars covert and blatant, including the war on drugs


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21752101 - 06/02/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, the world finally stops fighting and all wars end.

You occasionally feel the urge to pick up trash around you.

I wish people wouldn't litter, and actually picked up other people's moment.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752259 - 06/02/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HalluciNate said:
Granted, the world finally stops fighting and all wars end.

You occasionally feel the urge to pick up trash around you.

I wish people wouldn't litter, and actually picked up other people's moment.




Granted but people are way too annoying and they never fucking stop talking.

I wish I had infinite beer


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21752306 - 06/02/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, the brew overflows for you.

But your liver starts to feel it.

I wish all STDs non-existent!:wizard:


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752403 - 06/02/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but sex can only be as good as it is with a condom.

I wish I had something to be proud of


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21752451 - 06/02/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it will cause you great depression.

I wish I could fly away...


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Sham87]
    #21752914 - 06/02/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, flight is yours.

But where do you fly?

I wish I could teleport anywhere instantly.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21752954 - 06/02/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted. But you will develope a hemerroid that gets larger and larger with each teleportation.

I wish I had a money tree in my yard.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21752992 - 06/02/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your fasting will cause you to sin..

I wish I had a counter made of granite.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
    #21753013 - 06/02/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted but it isn't polished and it all natural
I wish that the world would never be hungry or homeless


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21753089 - 06/02/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted, but you will go out on a date with some hot girl who spikes your drink and then strapps you up in a basement to be her slave for life.

and shes dosent go easy on you, you end up losing your nips and your left nut. atleast you'll always be in here home and fed dog food.



i wish i could be invisible so i could jerk off in public


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753195 - 06/02/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but it causes you to prematurely ejaculate for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a kid again


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: D.M.T]
    #21753250 - 06/02/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but you'll have severe facial acne and a stutter.

I wish I was black.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21753256 - 06/02/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but you will become a police brutality statistic.



i wish i had a sandwich


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon]
    #21753270 - 06/02/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

granted but the only condiment on it is actual condoms

i wish my cat was more retarded than he already is


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Sheekle]
    #21753277 - 06/02/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Granted, but he will still be the smartest retard cat of all.

I wish I had dragonball z powers.


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