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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21772553 - 06/07/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but your were murdered, by the butler, in the kitchen, with the cane.
I wish people would respond to my shitty threads with support and witty banter.
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KnowWhatIMean
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Granted but you die after the next thread you make.
I wish I was Rick James
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ballsalsa
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granted. have fun rotting in the ground
i wish i was zombie rick james
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
#21772609 - 06/07/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted
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Shiithead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
#21773334 - 06/07/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: granted. have fun rotting in the ground
i wish i was zombie rick james
Granted but the brains won't give you cocaines, so you curl up and slowly slip off into the abyss.
I wish I could drink and drive legally.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead] 1
#21773362 - 06/07/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No. Just fucking no.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21775052 - 06/07/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said:
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ballsalsa said: granted. have fun rotting in the ground
i wish i was zombie rick james
Granted but the brains won't give you cocaines, so you curl up and slowly slip off into the abyss.
I wish I could drink and drive legally.
Granted but you are constantly wasted and cant even get out of the driveway and slowly die of achohal poising i wish I could get away with the murder plot of my enemy in phoenix Arizona
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Shiithead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21775263 - 06/07/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but once you lock eyes with your enemy you fall deeply in love and start kissing and making sweet passionate love. You then contract HIV/AIDS and die slowly while your now-lover, watches you slip away into the abyss and right at that point they fuck you in the ass.
I wish everyone knew the wonders of the universe.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21775302 - 06/07/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted. It turns out that the universe just a moldy jizz-covered sock.
I wish I had the answer to every question.
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Shiithead
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Granted but once you learn the truth, your human instinct is to spread the love and knowledge. Only thing is, no one believes you because the truth isn't convenient for the masses so you're rejected and die, in a sense, from the laws of social selection.
I wish my job paid better.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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basqueshaman
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21775371 - 06/07/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you are given the job of jizz mopper And are made to clean the glass when you leave streaks with your tongue I wish I could make my body look how I want simply by thought
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twighead
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21775455 - 06/07/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but it only lasts 15 minutes before you melt into a pile of jello and have to spend the next 6 hours focusing yourself back into your original corporeal shape.
I wish my consciousness was trapped in a crystal buried 30 miles under the surface never to see the light of day for millions of years.
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basqueshaman
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: twighead]
#21775577 - 06/07/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but you are purchased by tavon the colector and put in his rock garden next to the body of groom. I wish I had a girl dropping by to kick it with me that looks good and could have fun with
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21775612 - 06/07/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, you two fall madly in love with eachother, you grow wildly successful and have three kids. Eventually someone else catches her eye, she starts having an affair. It gets bad, soon everyone knows and she starts being flagrant about it, even getting your kids to call him dad. Naturally you divorce but it goes terribly, she manages to turn everyone against you. You lose everything, including custody of your kids, by this time even they hate you. Your depression cause you to lose your job, eventually you take your own life.
I wish I had a credit card that never ran out of money. Its untraceable and absolutely no one knows about it.
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basqueshaman
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Granted, you two fall madly in love with eachother, you grow wildly successful and have three kids. Eventually someone else catches her eye, she starts having an affair. It gets bad, soon everyone knows and she starts being flagrant about it, even getting your kids to call him dad. Naturally you divorce but it goes terribly, she manages to turn everyone against you. You lose everything, including custody of your kids, by this time even they hate you. Your depression cause you to lose your job, eventually you take your own life.
I wish I had a credit card that never ran out of money. Its untraceable and absolutely no one knows about it.
Not far from what's happening in my life. Granted but you can only use it to help others and also it is in Bill Gates name. I wish I could hook up with my neighbor Katelyn. Alas it's only a wish and can't be granted, just make a wish for me
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