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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Granted. But only if you're Trent and we all get to live and hang out in your anus. Has one wished a nigga would yet? Because I wish a nigga would.
I wish I had happiness, enlightenment and the meaning of life.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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You did.
I wish it rained titties instead of water.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Denied because you didn't grant my fucking wish.
Lol.
Granted but the titties are massive and destructive and turn into cloudy with a chance of meatballs tits.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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You asked that you had those things, expecting me to give them to you now. It's corrupt a wish, I just took you literally.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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You clever fuck and your use of past tense.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



Registered: 04/05/13
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I wish I my dad would come back from getting cigarettes.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,869
Loc: Foreign Lands
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21769594 - 06/06/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted, but they are Boots brand Mexican cigarettes
i wish i had enough money to patent a couple things
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
#21770235 - 06/06/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but all your ideas are for third penis prosthesis
I wish I had a cranial disruption siphon, so I could squeeze out your brain like juice, like a python
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: twighead]
#21770256 - 06/06/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted. But brain juice shrinks your penis.
I wish I had a pizza.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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basqueshaman
Todays scapegoat



Registered: 04/01/11
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Loc: Washington State
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Granted but it's a month old I wish I could have it my way
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: basqueshaman]
#21770497 - 06/06/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, and you also get a hawt brony to cuddle with every night and a she-pony to penetrate 
I wish I had a lil personal choo choo train
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LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

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Quote:
XLCaps said: It won't, but instead will conjure horrifying farts from your speakers.
I wish they would rename the Pub - Trent's Anus.
Granted, but every pub in the world would be changed as well.
I wish the next poster would come up with a wish for me.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



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granted, but you wished for a foot penis(a dick on the bottom of your right foot)
i wish...
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HalluciNate
Trippage! / Loving



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: ballsalsa]
#21770979 - 06/06/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but now you must listen to my mix....
Skee-Lo Vs. Ice Cube "I Check Yourself" Mix
I wish someone would join my mixing.
-------------------- We are here to assist, to teach you to evolve as we go through this process together. We give our own version of things only to bring you to a higher consciousness. No matter what situation you find yourself in, it is the power of your thoughts that got you there. It is also the impeccable belief that thought creates that will transform your experience and the planetary existence.
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SoupSandwich



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: HalluciNate]
#21772394 - 06/06/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not granted.
I wish someone would put this thread out of it's misery.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21772408 - 06/06/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SoupSandwich said: Not granted.
I wish someone would put this thread out of it's misery.
Granted but misery loves company.
I wish you were here.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: Shiithead]
#21772434 - 06/06/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but he teleports into your exact coordinates leading to a criticality event from the sudden shift in density and the in atmosphere slip space rupture which levels half the city and irradiates the greater part of the county.
I win the lottery next week.
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SoupSandwich



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Granted but you get robbed and shot full of pellets the week after.
I wish I knew what I really wanted out of life, and that it was something good, and that I knew how to get it, and lastly, my wish couldn't be corrupted.
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread - Psscht! [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21772459 - 06/06/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but it turns out all you really wanna do is sit at home and smoke weed. You live to a ripe old age having accomplished nothing and die alone.

I wish Obama mysteriously gets raped by a gorilla on national tv.
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Granted but it isn't rape because he likes it.
I wish I had a clue.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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